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Bank of America Decides to Run for President

Funny story: Bank of America Decides to Run for President

Bank of America President and CEO Brian Moynihan is no lawyer, but even so, the 2010 case Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, in which the U.S. Supreme Court held that for purposes of the First Amendment right to free speech, corporations...

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Bank of America Hosts "Bread and Circus Social Hour" for Employees Who Don't Attend Occupy Wall Street Events

Funny story: Bank of America Hosts "Bread and Circus Social Hour" for Employees Who Don't Attend Occupy Wall Street Events

Bank of America President and CEO Brian Moynihan doesn't claim to be a gifted chef. "I can barely find my way around a kitchen," he admitted with a self-deprecating grin. "But I felt such strong appreciation for our loyal bank employees that I wa...

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Bank of America Expresses Solidarity with Occupy Wall Street Activists by Handing Out Credit Card Applications at Occupy Events

Funny story: Bank of America Expresses Solidarity with Occupy Wall Street Activists by Handing Out Credit Card Applications at Occupy Events

Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan is grateful and proud to be part of the 1% that possess nearly all of the nation's wealth. Nevertheless, Moynihan hasn't forgotten about the 99% who aren't quite so fortunate - far from it. "I've been blessed," h...

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Bank of America Joins Forces with Astrology.web to Introduce Automatic Fortune Teller Machine

Funny story: Bank of America Joins Forces with Astrology.web to Introduce Automatic Fortune Teller Machine

Bank of America, in partnership with Astrology.web, recently announced its latest initiative: the Automatic Fortune Teller Machine, which combines modern-day financial technology with age-old astrological principles. Millions of AFTMs will become ava...

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Bank of America Files for Bankruptcy After President/CEO Duped Into Signing Blank Check

Funny story: Bank of America Files for Bankruptcy After President/CEO Duped Into Signing Blank Check

To the shock and horror of its millions of customers worldwide, Bank of America filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy after President and CEO Brian Moynihan signed a blank check for an innocent-looking eight-year-old girl named Katrina Darling. A mortifi...

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