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Trump Will Prove Bill Clinton Was Jack the Ripper

Funny story: Trump Will Prove Bill Clinton Was Jack the Ripper

Gross, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Trump delivered the news that he said has recently been discovered by historians hired by the Trump organization, that Bill Clinton was, in fact, Jack the Ripper! "We have learned of some documents that wil...

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Donald Trump Seeks Permission From The Queen To Use "We Will Rock You"

Funny story: Donald Trump Seeks Permission From The Queen To Use "We Will Rock You"

Donald Trump's publicist sent word to the Queen that he would like permission to use the ubiquitous sports anthem "We Will Rock You" in his failing presidential bid. The next day Trump blamed the misunderstanding on the English for their funny wa...

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Professor Green, Elton John And Queen Star At Centre Of Rock Heirarchy Row

Funny story: Professor Green, Elton John And Queen Star At Centre Of Rock Heirarchy Row

Some of Britain's top pop and rock stars are at the centre of a row over heirarchy following publication of a letter about music piracy in a national newspaper. The letter to the Daily Telegraph is signed by pop mogul Simon Cowell, Roger Daltrey a...

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Queen to perform We Will Rock You

Funny story: Queen to perform We Will Rock You

Queen Elizabeth the Second (First place was won centuries ago) is to round off her Diamond Jubilee celebrations by visiting Brian May's house and performing We Will Rock You stood on his roof. "Liz is really looking forward to this," said Prince P...

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Susan Boyle to serenade newlyweds with 1964 Dixie Cups smash hit 'Chapel of Love'

Funny story: Susan Boyle to serenade newlyweds with 1964 Dixie Cups smash hit 'Chapel of Love'

London - The Phil Spector No 1 featured in the 1994 box orifice blockbusta 'For Weddings & A Funeral' and has been specially requested by Wills and Kate to open Friday night's nuptial entertainment. Boyle, accompanied by backing vocals from th...

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Queen Guitarist's Hair Collapses

Funny story: Queen Guitarist's Hair Collapses

Brian May's hair has dropped. The legendary guitarist from rock band Queen has described how he has even considered suicide after waking up the other morning and finding that his famous bouffant mane had lost the ability to stand upright. From hum...

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Tribunal for telescope pair

Funny story: Tribunal for telescope pair

The tribunal took place yesterday of two ambulance workers accused of gross misconduct after being called to the home of Guitarist Brian May. The two paramedics - named as Robert Brown and Alan Davies worked for the Greater London Ambulance Servic...

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Telescope Nightmare for Queen Star

Funny story: Telescope Nightmare for Queen Star

Queen guitarist Brian May was yesterday left needing surgery after becoming impaled on a large telescope. May 62, a Doctor of Science, was partying with pals when the incident occurred. A neighbour, Donald Pewson, 85 said "I heard shouting and lau...

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Was Brian May's PhD astronomy thesis the brains behind Virgin's rocket disaster?

Funny story: Was Brian May's PhD astronomy thesis the brains behind Virgin's rocket disaster?

London - (Asstronomy Mess): FBI investigators probing last week's fatal Virgin Intergalactic rocket blast have shifted their probe to Queen guitarist Brian May who is reported today to have handed in his astronomy PhD thesis for consideration by...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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