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Funny story: May invokes Dunkirk as UK leaves Europe once again

May invokes Dunkirk as UK leaves Europe once again

In 1940, thousands of soldiers were evacuated from war-torn France in what has now become known simply as "Dunkirk". Brits recognise the town more for its famous exodus than for anything else. With the recent release of a film on the subject, it is a...
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Funny story: Posthoorn Interview no. 9: Tom Brexit prepper - settlement status

Posthoorn Interview no. 9: Tom Brexit prepper - settlement status

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. This time the reporter feels a bit embarassed as he ha...
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Funny story: Conservative Party pledge to make Brexit 'all the colours of the rainbow'

Conservative Party pledge to make Brexit 'all the colours of the rainbow'

The Conservative Party have today pledged that before negotiations are over, and the rules for the shape of bananas are finally handed back to our sovereign Parliament, they will ensure 'every colour of the rainbow' has the chance of 'owning' Brexit...
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Funny story: Increase in beached whales around the UK - Brexit blamed

Increase in beached whales around the UK - Brexit blamed

The number of whales, dolphins and porpoises landing on British beaches has peaked significantly in the past year. Marine biologists are baffled as to the cause, as sea conditions have not changed drastically in recent months. One scientist had a...
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Funny story: UK Government stockpiling cake in event of hard Brexit

UK Government stockpiling cake in event of hard Brexit

A source has revealed that the government has begun gathering large quantities of cake and storing them in an abandoned London underground station. The cake will be distributed to the population if Brexit negotiations break down and Britain is forced...
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Funny story: Cheap airline throw granny off plane with her bagpipes!

Cheap airline throw granny off plane with her bagpipes!

A renowned cheap ticket airline, that originates from the Emerald Isle called Ireland, took offence when a Scottish granny attempted to smuggle her bagpipes on board a flight from Belgium to the UK! It seems the granny was hoping to entertain the...
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Funny story: Sir Vince Cable sells his soul to the Devil to stop Brexit

Sir Vince Cable sells his soul to the Devil to stop Brexit

LibDem leadership hopeful Sir Vince Cable announced that he will be entering into a pact with the Devil to stop Brexit. The one-time Business Secretary said "Labour, Tory and other MPs who are opposed to leaving the EU should be ready to sacrifice...
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Funny story: Nigel Farage expresses disappointment at Brexit

Nigel Farage expresses disappointment at Brexit

Professional layabout and turtle's arsehole lookalike Nigel Farage has splashed himself across the press again today by announcing that he is disappointed with the UK's progress towards Brexit. He said that if he had been in charge then by now the UK...
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Funny story: How gullible, these British...

How gullible, these British...

Arm in arm, two women happily danced, celebrating their booty, while all around went about their lives, numbed and scarred,yet again, bereft of hope and belief. How gullible, these British...Yes, the Prime Minister the country doesn't want, Theresa M...
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Funny story: President Trump Wants to Meet With the Queen About "Breakfast"

President Trump Wants to Meet With the Queen About "Breakfast"

Washington, DC President Donald Trump, after hearing something about Brexit on Fox News, immediately began tweeting. "I would like to meet with Queen Elizabeth to warn her about getting out of breakfast. It is not a good idea for Britons and if yo...
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Funny story: George Osbourne, is he a "Woe-Man" scorned?

George Osbourne, is he a "Woe-Man" scorned?

Former Tory Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne insisted that his recent series of Evening Standard editorial attacks on PM Theresa May, have absolutely nothing to do with him being sacked by her. "I am just telling it as it is, he said, j...
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Funny story: Brexit negotiations to be held in Disneyland

Brexit negotiations to be held in Disneyland

With politics and fairy tales converging ever faster, it was announced today that Brexit negotiations with the EU are to be held in Disneyland. Meetings will be chaired by the Mad Hatter, with the Seven Dwarfs taking minutes in rotation. Dopey will b...
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Funny story: May claims Corbyn wouldn't be prepared to nuke Brussels during Brexit negotiations

May claims Corbyn wouldn't be prepared to nuke Brussels during Brexit negotiations

During a TV election debate last night, Prime Minister Theresa May attacked opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn by saying that he would not be prepared to drop nuclear weapons on the EU headquarters as part of the Brexit negotiations. Corbyn responde...
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Funny story: Dyson sucks hot air out of Europe!

Dyson sucks hot air out of Europe!

Sir James Dyson and his vacuum cleaners have been at war with their European competitors over suction! He claims his cleaners suck better than German ones, and that even before Brexit! Sir James is out to prove to the rest of Europe that Brit suck...
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Funny story: 'Tony the Confessor' blares back

'Tony the Confessor' blares back

Livid at not being asked to lead the Labour charge against Theresa May and the Old Boys, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has pledged he will fight to the death until Britain accepts he's right. "As an ancestor of Ethelred the Unready and, of cour...
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Funny story: Empress Nicola tempts London Mayor with Scottish Guile

Empress Nicola tempts London Mayor with Scottish Guile

The First Minister of Scotland and SNP leader, Nicola Sturgeon, bent on securing yet another referendum north of the border, is attempting to lure the Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, into her lair. In an interview with the BBC, the most prominent Hig...
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Funny story: Brexit nearly happened in 1886

Brexit nearly happened in 1886

Brexit covers the newspapers these days like a tramp's vomit, but it isn't the first time Britain has considered leaving a large international organisation - it nearly happened in 1886. While the British Empire was approaching its peak, there was a small movement for Britain to leave it. Coincidentally, it was led by my great-uncle, also named Sir Geoffroy Cockface. Sir Geoffroy was trouserer t...
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Funny story: Opportunities opened up by Brexit "include slave trade"

Opportunities opened up by Brexit "include slave trade"

For centuries, Britain played a leading role in transporting slaves to the New World, a trade which enriched the country greatly. Thanks to Brexit, the industry could return to the UK to give the country a nostalgic glow and an economic boost - accor...
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