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The Green Bay Packers Pack It In As They Are Beaten By The San Francisco 49ers 23-20

Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Pack It In As They Are Beaten By The San Francisco 49ers 23-20

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - The temperature at Lambeau Field was minus 15 with the wind chill factor. But Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers said that it felt more like minus 40, as she spent much of the game face down on the frozen Lambeau Field turf.

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Brett Favre Says His Flirting Days Are Over

Funny story: Brett Favre Says His Flirting Days Are Over

NEW YORK CITY - Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre flew into New York City to appear on Live With Kelly and Michael. He told Kelly Ripa that he really and truly still feels that he can contribute his quarterbacking skills to several teams in the N...

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Brett Favre and Cher to go on Dancing With The Stars

Brett Favre, the legendary NFL quarterback who has made a career of retiring and un-retiring for many a season may be doing it again, albeit on a TV show. This time, he plans to make an appearance on the ABC reality show Dancing With The Stars.

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Brett Favre Feels That He Can Still Play In The NFL

Funny story: Brett Favre Feels That He Can Still Play In The NFL

GREEN BAY - Former Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre was back in Green Bay visiting one of his uncles. He was asked by Ambrose Appomattox, a reporter with The Turnstile Review, if he knew that the Packers had just released four of their te...

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Brett Favre could throw picks for Raiders

Oakland, CA--The Raiders hoped Carson Palmer could help the Raiders win, after Jason Campbell went down with a broken collarbone. Instead, they found that Carson Palmer showed confusion and poor accuracy in a lost to Chiefs on Sunday. The Raiders...

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Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Convinces Brett Favre To Come Out Of Retirement And Join The Cowboys

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Convinces Brett Favre To Come Out Of Retirement And Join The Cowboys

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys took a commanding 24 point lead (27-3) against the Detroit Lions into the third quarter but when the game ended the Cowboys found themselves on the losing end 34-30. Millions of Cowboys fans looked on in total disbelief...

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Sandra Bullock Gets Her Heart Broken Again As Boyfriend Ryan Reynolds Tells Her She Won't Be Hearing Any Wedding Bells

Funny story: Sandra Bullock Gets Her Heart Broken Again As Boyfriend Ryan Reynolds Tells Her She Won't Be Hearing Any Wedding Bells

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock has had more ups and downs this past year than Coney Island's Cyclone Roller Coaster. The Hollywood starlet has just about gotten over her heartbreak at the blatant unfaithfulness of her now ex-husband Jesse "Wiener With F...

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Brett Favre wishes he didn't burn so many bridges

Kiln, Miss--Brett Favre is sitting at home, and it feels too strange to him because normally this time of year he is getting ready to play football in the NFL. "I would love to get a job, but I can't get anyone to give me a good reference. I gues...

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Brettt Favre Can't Retire

Funny story: Brettt Favre Can't Retire

New York, NY - He's been moving like a WalMart greeter for years. Now Brett Favre is one step closer to becoming one. In an ironic twist of fate, the man who's made a living out of announcing his retirement at the end of each football season, suddenl...

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Glenn Beck And Jesse James To Form Their Very Own Cable Network

Funny story: Glenn Beck And Jesse James To Form Their Very Own Cable Network

ALTOONA, Pennsylvania - FOX Network talk show host Glenn Beck, was in Altoona speaking before a crowd assembled in the parking lot at a local McDonald's. He was explaining why it is that he seems to cry so much. He pointed out that he along with...

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Brazen Bank Robber In A Wheel Chair Holds Up The Second National Bank of Baltimore

Funny story: Brazen Bank Robber In A Wheel Chair Holds Up The Second National Bank of Baltimore

BALTIMORE - In what many local law enforcement authorities are calling the most brazen bank robbery in Baltimore's history, a man in a wheel chair entered Baltimore's Second National Bank and held it up. The robber who has been identified as Barnw...

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Super Bowl Champion Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Refuses To Confirm Brett Favre As His Facebook Friend

Funny story: Super Bowl Champion Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Refuses To Confirm Brett Favre As His Facebook Friend

GREEN BAY - Aaron Rodgers replaced Brett Favre as the Green Bay Packers quarterback three years ago and after winning the 2011 Super Bowl and being named its MVP, which Favre never was, Rodgers is now enjoying hearing all of the Packer fans ask "Bret...

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Brett Favre to Quarterback Lingerie Football League Expansion Team In Green Bay

Funny story: Brett Favre to Quarterback Lingerie Football League Expansion Team In Green Bay

Tarnished legacy Quarterback Brett Favre is hoping that football fans in Green Bay Wisconsin have forgotten how the future Hall Of Famer f--ked them over by September, because he will be playing for Green Bay next season. In the Lingerie Football...

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Brett Favre pursues professional photography

Funny story: Brett Favre pursues professional photography

As another football season ends for the Minnesota Vikings, retiring quarterback Brett Favre announced his plans to pursue a second career as a professional photographer. "I'm leaving professional football behind me--no, really, I am--for real, thi...

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Two More Women File Lawsuits Against Brett Favre: It Looks Like "Frisky" Favre Just Keeps On Stepping In It

Funny story: Two More Women File Lawsuits Against Brett Favre: It Looks Like "Frisky" Favre Just Keeps On Stepping In It

NEW YORK CITY - One of the NFLs greatest quarterbacks of all-time just seems to keep on stepping in a pile of dog do every time he turns around. And this time Brett "Frisky" Favre, 63, is being sued by two former New York Jets massage therapists C...

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Ten Things Smaller Than Brett Farve's Penis

Funny story: Ten Things Smaller Than Brett Farve's Penis

In light of Minnesota Vikings (former) quarterback Brett Favre being fined $50,000 for causing irreparable harm to a defenseless (text) receiver, after sending New York Jets Gameday host Jenn Sterger pictures via cell phone of an old, wrinkled member that stopped serving it's purpose a long time ago (he also showed her his penis), Thespoof has amassed this list of ten things in the universe smalle...

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Brett Favre Fined $25,000 Per Inch

Funny story: Brett Favre Fined $25,000 Per Inch

Brett Favre's little game of "say hello to my little friend", via inappropriate messages and lewd photos texted to former New York Jets game-day hostess Jenn Sterger, has cost him $50,000, or $25,000 per inch. Ran out of dick jokes early, I see...

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Brett Farve Exonerated: Evidence "Too Little" Says Commissioner

Funny story: Brett Farve Exonerated: Evidence "Too Little" Says Commissioner

NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, who has drawn criticism for his handling of the Brett Farve "Sexting" scandal, issued a prepared statement which exonerated the beleaguered quarterback who suffered yet another concussion in last nights frigid battle...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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