DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys took a commanding 24 point lead (27-3) against the Detroit Lions into the third quarter but when the game ended the Cowboys found themselves on the losing end 34-30.
Millions of Cowboys fans looked on in total disbelief...
AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock has had more ups and downs this past year than Coney Island's Cyclone Roller Coaster.
The Hollywood starlet has just about gotten over her heartbreak at the blatant unfaithfulness of her now ex-husband Jesse "Wiener With F...
Kiln, Miss--Brett Favre is sitting at home, and it feels too strange to him because normally this time of year he is getting ready to play football in the NFL.
"I would love to get a job, but I can't get anyone to give me a good reference. I gues...
New York, NY - He's been moving like a WalMart greeter for years. Now Brett Favre is one step closer to becoming one. In an ironic twist of fate, the man who's made a living out of announcing his retirement at the end of each football season, suddenl...
ALTOONA, Pennsylvania - FOX Network talk show host Glenn Beck, was in Altoona speaking before a crowd assembled in the parking lot at a local McDonald's.
He was explaining why it is that he seems to cry so much. He pointed out that he along with...
BALTIMORE - In what many local law enforcement authorities are calling the most brazen bank robbery in Baltimore's history, a man in a wheel chair entered Baltimore's Second National Bank and held it up.
The robber who has been identified as Barnw...
GREEN BAY - Aaron Rodgers replaced Brett Favre as the Green Bay Packers quarterback three years ago and after winning the 2011 Super Bowl and being named its MVP, which Favre never was, Rodgers is now enjoying hearing all of the Packer fans ask "Bret...
Tarnished legacy Quarterback Brett Favre is hoping that football fans in Green Bay Wisconsin have forgotten how the future Hall Of Famer f--ked them over by September, because he will be playing for Green Bay next season.
In the Lingerie Football...
As another football season ends for the Minnesota Vikings, retiring quarterback Brett Favre announced his plans to pursue a second career as a professional photographer.
"I'm leaving professional football behind me--no, really, I am--for real, thi...
NEW YORK CITY - One of the NFLs greatest quarterbacks of all-time just seems to keep on stepping in a pile of dog do every time he turns around.
And this time Brett "Frisky" Favre, 63, is being sued by two former New York Jets massage therapists C...
In light of Minnesota Vikings (former) quarterback Brett Favre being fined $50,000 for causing irreparable harm to a defenseless (text) receiver, after sending New York Jets Gameday host Jenn Sterger pictures via cell phone of an old, wrinkled member that stopped serving it's purpose a long time ago (he also showed her his penis), Thespoof has amassed this list of ten things in the universe smalle...
Brett Favre's little game of "say hello to my little friend", via inappropriate messages and lewd photos texted to former New York Jets game-day hostess Jenn Sterger, has cost him $50,000, or $25,000 per inch.
Ran out of dick jokes early, I see...
NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, who has drawn criticism for his handling of the Brett Farve "Sexting" scandal, issued a prepared statement which exonerated the beleaguered quarterback who suffered yet another concussion in last nights frigid battle...
Directors Bobby and Peter Farrelly, who directed the smash hit There's Something About Mary, are demanding the 20th Century Fox temporarily remove the 1998 movie from store shelves, Netflix queues and near-constant rotation on Ted Turner-owned basic...
Milwaukee, Wis - A Brett Favre ornament that Ben Warren has hung in every Christmas tree he has had since 1995, announced it's retirement after this Christmas season.
"I know that I have added something to every tree that I have ever hung on, and...
Brett Favre friended his new coach on Facebook because his coach sent him a request last Tuesday.
"I couldn't decide to friend him right away, because I wasn't sure he should be able to see the bad things I post on my homepage, and I wanted to see...
Minneapolis, MN - Brett Favre hurt his throwing shoulder while texting a Vikings cheerleader.
"I went to hit send on my cellphone and it slipped from hand, and when I tried to catch the phone I felt a tingle in my shoulder." Brett Favre told rep...
Springfield, Mass. -- Peter King announced that he has a giant man-crush on Brett Favre, and that this crush has limited his objectivity when it comes to reporting about Favre.
"When the text message scandal came out, and I didn't criticize Favre...