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Old Farmer Ferguson had a Farm, E-eye, E-eye, Oh!

Funny story: Old Farmer Ferguson had a Farm, E-eye, E-eye, Oh!

Old Trafford Farm, Manchester: The ring-leader of some muddied oafs who chase a bladder of wind across a farm meadow for a living, has got into trouble. Farmer Ferguson is his name and he has been shouting and getting red faced over Christmas. Rum...

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Dog Wins Custody Of Litter

Funny story: Dog Wins Custody Of Litter

In a ground breaking move today, a Judge at a Lincolnshire court stunned the packed courthouse with his ruling that a dog should have custody rites to all his litter. Jack Russell, the delighted owner of the dog in question explained how events had u...

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Breakthrough in giant panda breeding

Funny story: Breakthrough in giant panda breeding

A critical breakthrough has been made in efforts to save the giant panda, one that could kick-start attempts to reintroduce the animals to the wild. For many years, people have tried to get giant pandas to breed in captivity, but with little succe...

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Captive royals 'may save species'

Funny story: Captive royals 'may save species'

Many royals held in captivity have "pure-bred ancestry" and could play a key role in the survival of their diminishing population, a study suggests.

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New canine condoms a hit for breeders

Funny story: New canine condoms a hit for breeders

Purebred dog owners laud new vaginal condoms designed specifically for their prized pooches. Available in three different sizes, the latex sheathes can accomodate all breeds.

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Gay/Lesbian group pleads with Britney: Get back into the Closet or stay a Breeder, please!

Funny story: Gay/Lesbian group pleads with Britney: Get back into the Closet or stay a Breeder, please!

Hollywood, California - With the recent rumored sexual romp with her assistant, Shannon Funk, Britney is now facing allegations regarding her sexual reorientation, which has a Gay/Lesbian group pleading with her to go back into the 'closet' o...

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