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Funny story:  Sofia Vergara Admits That Her Boobs Are Getting Bigger

Sofia Vergara Admits That Her Boobs Are Getting Bigger

HOLLYWOOD - Colombian-born Sofia Vergara has become one of the most popular actresses on American television. The star of Modern Family recently sat down with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight at a local Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant in Holl...
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Funny story:  Boobs: they're not just for women anymore

Boobs: they're not just for women anymore

Manboobs: are they appealing or appalling? Several celebrities consider them to be...well, both. That is, they think their own are just lovely, but they find other male celebrities hooters loathsome. Steven Tyler, who looks more and more like an old lady every day, has sprouted some B cups that joggle when he jogs (something he doesn't do nearly enough, judging by the state of his mammari...
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Funny story:  Moms-to-be show all in pregnant women's bikini contest

Moms-to-be show all in pregnant women's bikini contest

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, TEXASS -- The Pre-Labor Day Pregnant Belly Bikini Contest has a mission. "It's not all about T&A, like most bikini contests," says Boo Bee, the contest's creator. "It's about women's self-images, about their self-co...
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Funny story:  Jada Pinkett Smith "pleased" with weight gain

Jada Pinkett Smith "pleased" with weight gain

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Jada Pinkett Smith, best known for being the wife of the actor Will Smith, who is best known for being the father of aspiring actor Jaden, is "pleased" with the ten pounds she has added to her emaciated frame. "I'm naturally thin...
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Funny story:  Katy Perry: John Mayer And I Are Over - And This Time I Really, Really, Really, Mean It!

Katy Perry: John Mayer And I Are Over - And This Time I Really, Really, Really, Mean It!

LOS ANGELES - Katy Perry could have saved herself a lot of time, money, and heartache if she had only listened to 17 or so of her friends and relatives and realized that John Mayer is a loser with a capital L. Katy should have gathered that the du...
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Funny story:  Dairy Queen denies "sexism" charges

Dairy Queen denies "sexism" charges

EDINA, MN -- Feminists have charged that Dairy Queen is sexist. The very name of the soft-serve ice cream company, Sheila Battle-Axe, Professor of Women's Studies at the University of Feminist Studies, says, is "insulting to women." "Queen," she p...
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Funny story:  Tara Reid To Get A State-of-The-Art Nipple Procedure Done

Tara Reid To Get A State-of-The-Art Nipple Procedure Done

LOS ANGELES - Ten years ago actress Tara Reid went in for breast augmentation surgery and the results were horribly horrendous to quote Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner. Hefner said that both of Reid's nipples ended up unaligned and logistically...
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Funny story:  Penis Panic Still Spreading!

Penis Panic Still Spreading!

Talk about worrying about the size of your penis, there are people out there who claim their penis disappeared during the night. "It comes back up into your body and you cannot get it out", says a native of West Africa. "It happened to many last y...
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Funny story:  Bruce Jenner To Let The Inner Woman Come On Out

Bruce Jenner To Let The Inner Woman Come On Out

BEVERLY HILLS - The word coming out of LaLaLand is that Bruce Jenner, who was the 1976 Olympic Decathlon champion, will be transitioning into womanhood. The 64-year-old husband of Kris Kardashian-Jenner was recently spotted coming out of The Tinse...
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Funny story:  Pot Shop Owners In Colorado Report That Women Who Smoke 3 Joints A Day Can Increase The Size of Their Boobs

Pot Shop Owners In Colorado Report That Women Who Smoke 3 Joints A Day Can Increase The Size of Their Boobs

BOULDER, Colorado - On January 1, 2014, the state of Colorado made it legal to purchase and use marijuana. And now several marijuana shop owners have come forward and stated that they have found that women who smoke an average of 3 marijuana joint...
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Funny story:  Move Over Bigfoot - BigBoobs A New Species, Say Scientists!

Move Over Bigfoot - BigBoobs A New Species, Say Scientists!

Dr. Armad D'Emery has astounded the world of science with a recorded sighting of the first BigBoob! "BigBoobs are even more rare than the BigFoot", he told reporters. "Of course, the military poo-poos the existence of even BigFoot but the militar...
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Funny story:  Sparks and Mensa launch a new range of Tickle Bras

Sparks and Mensa launch a new range of Tickle Bras

Sparks and Mensa, the store where people with more brains than money shop (distinguishing it from other department stores, where the opposite is true), has unveiled it's latest lingerie range that is sure to have women (and men!) reaching for their c...
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Funny story:  Marie Osmond Explains Her Rack Reduction

Marie Osmond Explains Her Rack Reduction

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Marie Osmond was relaxing on the pristine beach down at Cabo San Lucas in a skimpy bikini bathing suit when some of the locals mistook her for Sofia Vergara. Marie, who is 54-years-old, was very flattered as she spoke to P...
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Funny story:  Pamela Anderson May Be Prohibited From Running In The New York City Marathon

Pamela Anderson May Be Prohibited From Running In The New York City Marathon

NEW YORK CITY - Officials for The 2013 New York City Marathon have just announced that Pamela Anderson who had registered to run in the 26.2 mile race may not be allowed to participate. A spokesperson for the NYCM Committee Chip Carvalino stated t...
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Funny story:  Sofia Vergara Addresses The Breast Reduction Suggestions

Sofia Vergara Addresses The Breast Reduction Suggestions

BEVERLY HILLS - Sofia Vergara was seen dining alone at the exquisite Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Beverly Hills. The well-endowed star of the hit sitcom Modern Family was upset at the recent suggestions that she should consider goi...
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Funny story:  Suicide bombers breastfeeding their babies liquid semtex

Suicide bombers breastfeeding their babies liquid semtex

Virginia - The CIA has backed British reports claiming explosive breasts implants are threatening global security after pictures of foreign women's flame-thrower nipple-guards and related maternity bra stuff were posted on the YouBoob! network. Ag...
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Funny story:  Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Perhaps the pimple-face adolescent boys who moved their lips as they read the simple text and gazed at the colorful (mostly green) drawings didn't suspect, but anyone who'd ever read a story featuring the Caped Crusader and his sidekick, the Boy Wonder, would understand, at once, that the comic book hero Green Arrow and his assistant Speedy were obvious knockoffs of Batman and Robin. While the...
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Funny story:  Sofia Vergara Insures Her Breasts For $2 Million Each

Sofia Vergara Insures Her Breasts For $2 Million Each

HOLLYWOOD - Several entertainment publications have noted that the most popular pair of Tinsel Town breasts belong to the star of Modern Family, Sofia Vergara. The Colombian bombshell just turned 41, in July and she has already been named the Most...
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