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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart asks fans: "Are my tits really too small?"
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Kristen Stewart asks fans: "Are my tits really too small?"

Hollywood, CA - Actress Kristen Stewart has been unhappy in recent weeks after a fan yelled: "You're a carpenter's dream...Flat as a board!" The very personal insult was so loud it carried over the sauditorium's public address system. Over 5,000...
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New 'Just-For-Women iPodz' hits the market! Suddenly, men are all ears.

New York, NY - In time for the fall buying season, Applet has unveiled a new line of iPodz marketed for women only. The unique device is designed to be part of a breast enhancement procedure and would be surgically implanted in a simple two hour oper...
Funny story:  Extreme breastfeeding event slammed as dangerous and irresponsible
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Extreme breastfeeding event slammed as dangerous and irresponsible

A storm of protest has greeted the announcement of the inaugural "Extreme Breast Feeding" World championships scheduled for August of next year. Event organisers have described the week long festival as a celebration of the unbreakable bond betwee...
View 'Report Dismays Breastmilk Lobby - Activist President Threatens Suicide'

Report Dismays Breastmilk Lobby - Activist President Threatens Suicide

Breastfeeding activists say they are "dismayed" by a draft report for the food watchdog that actually finds few problems with advertising for follow-on milk adverts. Most parents aren't confused by the adverts and it is quite clear that te adverts a...
Funny story:  Ninja Zombie Sluts on Ice Opens In Town Next Month
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Ninja Zombie Sluts on Ice Opens In Town Next Month

Ninja Zombie Sluts on Ice, the newest production for the people who produce The Ice Capades, will open in town next week for a three day, five showing run. The show is directed by Ted Brockmeyer, the man responsible for "Disney Princesses on Ice," "...
Funny story:  Women's breasts injure millions of TV viewers
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Women's breasts injure millions of TV viewers

On October 29 and 30 [2009], Washington D.C. TV station WJLA showed real live women's breasts complete with nasty nipples in two public service news segments about breast self-examinations. Immediately the Concerned Women of America did its own se...

Funny story:  Dolly Parton's brassiere wins 'Best Supporting Role' in movie awards show!
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Dolly Parton's brassiere wins 'Best Supporting Role' in movie awards show!

Nashville, TN - Country star Dolly Parton is home taking a rest for the next six weeks, according to her publicist. " Dolly is taking some time off to allow her back some rest." The usually outspoken Parton recently remarked publicly, "I'm famous...
Funny story:  Noted LA Dentist says: Angelina Jolie has 'bad breasts'!
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Noted LA Dentist says: Angelina Jolie has 'bad breasts'!

Los Angeles, CA - A now famous 'misquoted misspelling' caused Angelina Jolie such embarrassment she missed attending the Silver Screen Awards show last month, instead, preferring to stay home and watch it on TV. The tabloid flap started three mon...

Funny story:  Forbidden Titty Found in Forbidden City
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Forbidden Titty Found in Forbidden City

Beijing - A team of Russian Archaeologists working on excavations in one of China's Forbidden Cities have stumbled across a discovery, more astounding than the Terracotta Army. The terracotta soldiers, it will be remembered, represented the Army...
Funny story:  Amy Winehouse's New Boobs Put Fear Of God Into Gay Photographer
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Amy Winehouse's New Boobs Put Fear Of God Into Gay Photographer

Amy Winehouse's boob job may be old news to seasoned hacks, but for gay papparazzi member Johnson Love III a spot of overexposure has led to sleepless nights, tremours, and bouts of delerium. Johnson's ordeal began two nights ago when he went off...

Funny story:  Woman with 'Worlds Biggest Tits' causes tragic death of kindly old man
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Woman with 'Worlds Biggest Tits' causes tragic death of kindly old man

Toledo, OH - Beverly Boxtop, the world record holder for being the 'Woman With The Word's Biggest Tits,' was arrested today for manslaughter. She was connected to a local accidental death that happened last week at a popular food retailer. A loca...
Funny story:  Meg receives a third breast implant. Taunts friends to do the same!
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Meg receives a third breast implant. Taunts friends to do the same!

Megan Fox outdid the outlandish with her recent, but seemingly innocent attempt to give herself a tad more self-esteem by enhancing her breasts with implants. She instructed her attending physician and plastic surgeon to give her a third breast! T...

Funny story:  Jordan Cracking Apart As Engineers Struggle to Save Her Breasts
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Jordan Cracking Apart As Engineers Struggle to Save Her Breasts

Structural engineers were urgently called to the building AKA dipstick slut Katie Price last night. After an emergency midnight phone call, a team of top architects ordered steel scaffolding to be erected right around both breasts in a final bid to...
Funny story:  J-Cup Street lobby group works on loosening big breasts' grip on Congress
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J-Cup Street lobby group works on loosening big breasts' grip on Congress

Washington - (Scroll Down Mammary Lane): A pro-Israeli lobby group fondled, er...founded! - by Lord Levy's son Daniel and Bill Clinton cigar adviser Jeremy Ben-Ami is schmoozing Capitol Hill like crazy. The J-Cup Street Lobby group has sworn to d...

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