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Baby Sucked Woman's Tit

Funny story: Baby Sucked Woman's Tit

There was a mixture of disbelieving stares and embarrassed glances in a Battambang park earlier today, when a woman whipped out a tit and offered it up to a baby to suck - in full view of anybody who wanted to see! The disgraceful scene took place...

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New Zealand breastfeeding mum banned from vegan restaurant!

Funny story: New Zealand breastfeeding mum banned from vegan restaurant!

Vegans on the warfare in New Zealand! A mum holding her hungry baby attempted to flop her boob out in a vegan restaurant and was told to put it away and "get out!" The mum, very upset of course, put away her boob and left the restaurant in disgust...

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Trump Tasers Baby After Tot's Mom Breastfeeds At Rally

Funny story: Trump Tasers Baby After Tot's Mom Breastfeeds At Rally

At a rally in Dallas Texas, Donald Trump asked his security for a Taser and then unapologetically used it on a 4 month old boy who had been crying. Defending his actions Trump said, "Well, the baby wouldn't stop crying, and then the mother was at...

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Breast milk bought online 'is old cow's milk' say reports

Funny story: Breast milk bought online 'is old cow's milk' say reports

Boise, Idaho - A furious row has broken out about human breast milk purchased on the internet after four pints sold by alleged newly-lactating mother Ms Shirley-Sue Throbtrotter, 15, tested positive for something much worse. According to a compla...

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Woman Breastfeeds Wild Donkey Back To Health

Funny story: Woman Breastfeeds Wild Donkey Back To Health

In Mississippi, where wild donkeys are often seen walking the landscape in search of rough scrub and brush foliage, a woman found a young malnourished foal in need of attention. "I saw the little guy limping in my back yard and cried for the poor...

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$5 million for first Kate breastfeeding vid

Funny story: $5 million for first Kate breastfeeding vid

Los Angeles, California - "And another $5 million for a heraldic tramp stamp shot or crown-themed nipple piercing pic," the Culture Editor of an LA celebwatch site promised today after announcing a $5 million bounty for exclusive footage of Baby Camb...

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Arizona Prohibits Public Breastfeeding During The Daylight Hours

Funny story: Arizona Prohibits Public Breastfeeding During The Daylight Hours

PHOENIX - The state of Arizona has just passed what has got to be one of the most amazing state laws in the history of state laws. According to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk the Arizona state senate has just passed The Senator Arlene...

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Fighting Obesity: NYC Mayor Bans Double D Breasts from Breast-Feeding

Funny story: Fighting Obesity: NYC Mayor Bans Double D Breasts from Breast-Feeding

Dozens of New York City hospitals are instructing mothers of newborns about the myriad benefits of breast milk and to urge them to breast-feed their infants instead of resorting to substandard formulas. "Not only is it healthier than commercial alte...

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Movie Theaters Ban Breastfeeding

Funny story: Movie Theaters Ban Breastfeeding

Seattle, Washington - Protests mount outside of theaters in the Seattle area after the management of one of the theater chains banned breastfeeding in their establishment. "We have a strict policy against patrons bringing in their own food and t...

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Rush Limbaugh Demands To See "The Breastfeeding Mama" Son's Birth Certificate

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Demands To See "The Breastfeeding Mama" Son's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh stated that just when you think you have seen it all here comes Time Magazine with a cover showing a 26-year-old woman openly breastfeeding her little 3-year-old boy who looks like he could be closer to 7. Limbaugh no...

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Russell Brand Reveals That Katy Perry's Breastfeeding Comment Was The Last Straw

Funny story: Russell Brand Reveals That Katy Perry's Breastfeeding Comment Was The Last Straw

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand filed for divorce after being married to Katy Perry for only 14 months. He recently spoke with Pico de Gallo, a reporter with Tittle Tattle Tonight and stated that the main reason why he had decided to file for a divorc...

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Isle of Man breastfeeding law comes into force

Funny story: Isle of Man breastfeeding law comes into force

Mothers are able to breastfeed their babies in public for the first time on the Isle of Man after a new law came into force. It comes after the Royal Assent for the Breast Feeding Act was given in Tynwald on Tuesday. The Queen commented, "It gives...

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Health Advisories Hazardous to Health: Researchers Link Teen Male Car Wrecks to Katy Perry Breastfeed Promo

Funny story: Health Advisories Hazardous to Health: Researchers Link Teen Male Car Wrecks to Katy Perry Breastfeed Promo

Researchers Link Teen Male Car Wrecks, Katy Perry Breastfeed Promo Noting an increase in health advisory-related accidents, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services is now urging people to ignore all broadcasted public health messages.

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Breastfeeding Is Key to Healthy Eating!

Funny story: Breastfeeding Is Key to Healthy Eating!

Scientists believe that breastfeeding mothers can influence what their child will prefer eating in later life. If they want their child to enjoy eating vegetables that they should eat vegetables whilst they are breastfeeding (well not at the same tim...

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New Findings About Breast Feeding Babies

Rochester MN: Pediatricians have stated that breast feeding of babies can be healthier than using baby formula. A new study indicates that sometimes physical trauma may be inadvertently caused by over-endowed mothers during feedings. Single births, t...

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Breastfed Babies

Funny story: Breastfed Babies

Reports suggest that weaning a baby from as little as four months may help develop the child from attracting allergies. Helga Nipples, spokespersonnage from the Breast Oral Operative Brokerage (BOOB) said that studies found "no compelling evidence...

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Pork pies are 'better than breast milk'

Funny story: Pork pies are 'better than breast milk'

A recent report written by some scientists somewhere up north suggests that babies are better off being fed pork pies and lidl scotch eggs than their mother's breast milk. The study, written on the back of a broken furbie, advises mothers to stop...

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Breast-feeding survey reveals Chinese men shocked to find out breasts were made for breastfeeding babies and not for male foreplay

Funny story: Breast-feeding survey reveals Chinese men shocked to find out breasts were made for breastfeeding babies and not for male foreplay

A study conducted by the World Health Organization has revealed that most men in China are not aware of the fact that female breasts were meant for breast-feeding infants. Only 2 percent of respondents had any knowledge of female anatomy assuming...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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