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Funny story: $5 million for first Kate breastfeeding vid

$5 million for first Kate breastfeeding vid

Los Angeles, California - "And another $5 million for a heraldic tramp stamp shot or crown-themed nipple piercing pic," the Culture Editor of an LA celebwatch site promised today after announcing a $5 million bounty for exclusive footage of Baby Camb...
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Funny story: Arizona Prohibits Public Breastfeeding During The Daylight Hours

Arizona Prohibits Public Breastfeeding During The Daylight Hours

PHOENIX - The state of Arizona has just passed what has got to be one of the most amazing state laws in the history of state laws. According to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk the Arizona state senate has just passed The Senator Arlene...
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Funny story: Fighting Obesity: NYC Mayor Bans Double D Breasts from Breast-Feeding

Fighting Obesity: NYC Mayor Bans Double D Breasts from Breast-Feeding

Dozens of New York City hospitals are instructing mothers of newborns about the myriad benefits of breast milk and to urge them to breast-feed their infants instead of resorting to substandard formulas. "Not only is it healthier than commercial alte...
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Funny story: Movie Theaters Ban Breastfeeding

Movie Theaters Ban Breastfeeding

Seattle, Washington - Protests mount outside of theaters in the Seattle area after the management of one of the theater chains banned breastfeeding in their establishment. "We have a strict policy against patrons bringing in their own food and t...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Demands To See "The Breastfeeding Mama" Son's Birth Certificate

Rush Limbaugh Demands To See "The Breastfeeding Mama" Son's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh stated that just when you think you have seen it all here comes Time Magazine with a cover showing a 26-year-old woman openly breastfeeding her little 3-year-old boy who looks like he could be closer to 7. Limbaugh no...
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Funny story: Russell Brand Reveals That Katy Perry's Breastfeeding Comment Was The Last Straw

Russell Brand Reveals That Katy Perry's Breastfeeding Comment Was The Last Straw

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand filed for divorce after being married to Katy Perry for only 14 months. He recently spoke with Pico de Gallo, a reporter with Tittle Tattle Tonight and stated that the main reason why he had decided to file for a divorc...
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Funny story: Isle of Man breastfeeding law comes into force

Isle of Man breastfeeding law comes into force

Mothers are able to breastfeed their babies in public for the first time on the Isle of Man after a new law came into force. It comes after the Royal Assent for the Breast Feeding Act was given in Tynwald on Tuesday. The Queen commented, "It gives...
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Funny story: Health Advisories Hazardous to Health: Researchers Link Teen Male Car Wrecks to Katy Perry Breastfeed Promo

Health Advisories Hazardous to Health: Researchers Link Teen Male Car Wrecks to Katy Perry Breastfeed Promo

Researchers Link Teen Male Car Wrecks, Katy Perry Breastfeed Promo Noting an increase in health advisory-related accidents, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services is now urging people to ignore all broadcasted public health messages.
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Funny story: Breastfeeding Is Key to Healthy Eating!

Breastfeeding Is Key to Healthy Eating!

Scientists believe that breastfeeding mothers can influence what their child will prefer eating in later life. If they want their child to enjoy eating vegetables that they should eat vegetables whilst they are breastfeeding (well not at the same tim...
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Funny story: New Findings About Breast Feeding Babies

New Findings About Breast Feeding Babies

Rochester MN: Pediatricians have stated that breast feeding of babies can be healthier than using baby formula. A new study indicates that sometimes physical trauma may be inadvertently caused by over-endowed mothers during feedings. Single births, t...
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Funny story: Breastfed Babies

Breastfed Babies

Reports suggest that weaning a baby from as little as four months may help develop the child from attracting allergies. Helga Nipples, spokespersonnage from the Breast Oral Operative Brokerage (BOOB) said that studies found "no compelling evidence...
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Funny story: Pork pies are 'better than breast milk'

Pork pies are 'better than breast milk'

A recent report written by some scientists somewhere up north suggests that babies are better off being fed pork pies and lidl scotch eggs than their mother's breast milk. The study, written on the back of a broken furbie, advises mothers to stop...
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Funny story: Breast-feeding survey reveals Chinese men shocked to find out breasts were made for breastfeeding babies and not for male foreplay

Breast-feeding survey reveals Chinese men shocked to find out breasts were made for breastfeeding babies and not for male foreplay

A study conducted by the World Health Organization has revealed that most men in China are not aware of the fact that female breasts were meant for breast-feeding infants. Only 2 percent of respondents had any knowledge of female anatomy assuming...
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Funny story: Breastfeeding should be 'the law', says supermodel

Breastfeeding should be 'the law', says supermodel

Brazillian supermodel Gisele Bundchen put a smile on the face of red blooded men everywhere when she said that breast feeding should be "the law". In an interview with Harper's Bazaar magazine, the world's highest paid supermodel said "I think bre...
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Funny story: Islamic 'Nutty" professor say's breastfeeding women dressed in burkas can also feed adult males?!

Islamic 'Nutty" professor say's breastfeeding women dressed in burkas can also feed adult males?!

An amazing fatwa has been issued by an Egyptian Islamic professor claiming he spoke to the prophet Mohammed and he told him: "burka clad women breastfeeding their babies can also breastfeed adult men?" Now, most normal, modern people would suggest...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown to breast feed son during TV debates

Gordon Brown to breast feed son during TV debates

Labour party spin doctors have announced what might prove to be a highly controversial tactic in an attempt to show Gordon Brown in a family friendly light and which will, they hope, counteract the widely held perception he is an ill-mannered grumpy...
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Funny story: Extreme breastfeeding event slammed as dangerous and irresponsible

Extreme breastfeeding event slammed as dangerous and irresponsible

A storm of protest has greeted the announcement of the inaugural "Extreme Breast Feeding" World championships scheduled for August of next year. Event organisers have described the week long festival as a celebration of the unbreakable bond betwee...
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Funny story: Moscow Teen Who Invented A Way To Upload Her Breast Milk Wins Nobel Prize In Physics

Moscow Teen Who Invented A Way To Upload Her Breast Milk Wins Nobel Prize In Physics

Moscow - A Moscow teen, Svetlana Borskovicovich, who found a way to upload her breast milk to the internet, has been awarded a Nobel prize in physics. Said the Nobel committee, "...the ability for a female to upload their breast milk online and su...
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