My friend and neighbor Jacko and my old English Comp teacher Feducious T. Flynt stopped by the other day and informed me they were on a sojourn for what they considered to be the quest for the holy grail.
"We're taking a road trip, then we'll be t...
Dr. Sigfreed VanDerfly of the Institute for Diptera Research located in Brussels, near the site of the Langlaglfuer Landfill, recently announced that after many years, had a breakthrough. After all the research, experiments, training and crossbreedin...
The world's financial markets breathed a sigh of relief when Professor Hugh Jarse revealed his latest creation.
"By injecting genes from a bank safe into a pig foetus I have managed to create actual 'Piggy Banks'." said Professor Jarse.
A report in a top scientific journal claims that a new scientific breakthrough has been made that could change the lives of millions of people.
Nashville -- Having "accidentally" discovered the light bulb of the future on his first try, Vanderbilt graduate student Michael Bowers tried an additional 1300 ways to construct his breakthrough "bulb" which consists of a blue L...
In an unprecedented move, the IRA has agreed to decommission up to 500 shillelaghs by the end of 2015. The shillelaghs, believed to have been a gift from Colonel Gaddafi in the 1980's, will be chopped up by a group of neutral Canadian lumberjacks...
In what has been described as the biggest IT breakthrough since the 1940s and Bletchley Park's "Collossus", hypercomputing has arrived with a splash. High above the north Pacific coastline, the world's first hyperscram computer was booted up earl...
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