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Funny story: Hatfield-McCoy Feud Reignited Over Breakfast Buffet

Hatfield-McCoy Feud Reignited Over Breakfast Buffet

Catlettsburg, KY - After 125 years of peace, the legendary Hatfield-McCoy family feud was reignited yesterday at the Catlettsburg Day's Inn off Highway 60. During the hotel's complimentary breakfast buffet, Davie Hatfield, the great-great-great-g...
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Funny story: Price of Mini Wheats will rise due to 'added iron'

Price of Mini Wheats will rise due to 'added iron'

BATTLE CREEK, Michigan (ABSNN) - The proposed recall of Frosted Mini Wheats was cancelled today according to long-time breakfast spokesman Tony the Tiger. Speaking before a group of food reporters, Tony admitted "that metal fragments had been fo...
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Funny story: Fresh Guidelines on Breakfast Cereals

Fresh Guidelines on Breakfast Cereals

The Dietary Information Panel (DIP) has now revised its advice related to breakfast cereals. Rather than eating any number of large bowls of porridge and any number of smaller bowls of Sugary Puffs or Chocky Pops at any one sitting it now recomme...
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Funny story: Masterchef contestant disqualified for his unorthodox dish

Masterchef contestant disqualified for his unorthodox dish

Masterchef contestant, Wayne Pipe, has been unceremoniously dumped from the show despite winning, when it discovered that he had bought his signature dish from a supermarket. In his place, runner up Eve Guttering will go through to the next round.
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Funny story: Archaeologists Discover French Toast Flavored Pop-Tarts

Archaeologists Discover French Toast Flavored Pop-Tarts

NEVADA-In what is already being hailed around the world as the find of the century, a team of archaeologists in Nevada have discovered the previously believed-to-be-extinct flavor of French Toast Pop-Tarts on a local grocery store shelf. Dr. Doug...
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Funny story: Radio 2 controller: We don't want Chris Moyles

Radio 2 controller: We don't want Chris Moyles

BBC Radio 2 controller Bob Shannon has sparked controversy at the Beeb by saying the network he controls do not want motormouth Chris Moyles when he is pensioned off from the Radio 1 breakfast show. In an interview with the Media Guardian, Radio 1...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to Convert US Embassies into IHOPs

Hillary Clinton to Convert US Embassies into IHOPs

Washington DC -- Secretary Of State Hillary Clinton has begun transforming her diplomatic corp's global network of embassies and consulates into the world's largest International House of Pancakes chain. "Let's face it, there are major problems in...
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Funny story: Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles Axed From Daybreak - Not Enough Says TV Repair Man

Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles Axed From Daybreak - Not Enough Says TV Repair Man

The show has been a problem for ITV since it was launched in September 2010, receiving appallingly low ratings. Bleakley and Chiles were poached from BBC's The One Show earlier this year in a bid to improve Daybreak's fortunes. The move failed and...
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Funny story: Britain's favourite meal is... Brunch!

Britain's favourite meal is... Brunch!

The UK is going bonkers for brunch according to a new survey. 42% of Brits no longer eat breakfast while a staggering 98% have taken up the mid-morning meal instead to save time. Kate Tin of Durex who ran the poll explained the findings 'People...
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Funny story: Local Man Gives All the Credit to Jesus after Polishing off Cheese Omelet

Local Man Gives All the Credit to Jesus after Polishing off Cheese Omelet

Libuse, La. - Mrs. Del Taylor remembers last Friday morning when, she says with a bit of nervous laughter, she discovered only four eggs and a small packet of grated American cheese in the refrigerator. Her husband Kenny was in the bathroom readying...
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Funny story: "What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!

"What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!

TALKSPORT TOWERS, London: Review of the papers by "What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!, Thursday, 14th July 2011. MATT SCOTT: "Here is a story that I really like in the Daily Express, 'British sports stars could be forced to wear the EU flag on their kit in the latest bid by Brussels to impose its symbols on the UK.' What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!" RAY STUBBS: "Hah...
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Funny story: "It's Gwyneth Paltrow Who's The C**t Here" Says 76 Year Old Gran

"It's Gwyneth Paltrow Who's The C**t Here" Says 76 Year Old Gran

76 year old grandmother of eight, Jean Vincent, of Hapton near Burnley in the UK reacted angrily to Gwyneth Paltrow's outrageous dropping of the 'C' word on Chelsea Handler's US TV show. Paltrow, feebly attempting to be risque and 'out there' drop...
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Funny story: Sir Alan Signs Cereal Deal

Sir Alan Signs Cereal Deal

Super Businessman and inventor of TV's 'The Apprentice' Sir Alan has teamed up with those loveable rascals Jedward to launch a new cereal to get Britain's kids eating healthily. Twins Noel and Keith Jedward were only too keen to make even more mon...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag's Nose Falls Into Bowl of Cornflakes!

Heidi Montag's Nose Falls Into Bowl of Cornflakes!

LA, CA-- Heidi Montag, "reality" TV star and plastic surgery addict got quite a shock at breakfast this morning when her nose fell off in her bowl of Cornflakes! The horrified starlet, who was by now wide awake, dug her nose out of her breakfast,...
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Funny story: Political Thoughts Over Breakfast

Political Thoughts Over Breakfast

Rare Unprompted Thoughts This morning, after I'd filed away the just delivered overdue Eon Bill letter, I had another attack of bemusing mental meanderings, that came to me while I was having my breakfast, six slices of margarined toast, eight cups of strong tea, and my medication. Here is the outcome, I hope you can understand where it came from, and what it means. (If so please let me k...
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Funny story: Snot and Vitamin C, the breakfast of Champions!

Snot and Vitamin C, the breakfast of Champions!

The global conspiracy behind the financial crisis has been uncovered in Ireland. A scientific discovery that threatens governments, pharmaceuticals,insurance companies and civilization itself has been revealed. Dr. Mu O'Cus, a stressed out re...
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Funny story: Heston Eggcites with daring breakfast menu

Heston Eggcites with daring breakfast menu

Award winning Superchef Heston Blumenthal has revealed his latest spectacular breakfast menu which is set to enthrall foodies the world over. The Willy Wonka figure unveiled his 'Full English Breakfast?' yesterday morning at his 3 Michelin starred re...
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Funny story: High Street Baker's Porridge Plans "Accident Waiting To Happen!"

High Street Baker's Porridge Plans "Accident Waiting To Happen!"

High Street baker Greggs plans to cash in on the breakfast market by selling porridge. The move follows the success it has enjoyed recently selling bacon rolls. It has sold seven million of the breakfast butties since they were introduced in Febru...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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