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Chickens Strike After McDonald's Announces All Day Breakfast

Funny story: Chickens Strike After McDonald's Announces All Day Breakfast

Shares of McDonald's stock fell 18% after traders learned that the recently introduced all-day breakfast menu was causing serious labor problems for the world's largest restaurant chain. Trading was hectic on the big board, driven primarily by i...

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ISIS claims responsibility for your spilled milk this morning

Funny story: ISIS claims responsibility for your spilled milk this morning

Militant Islamist group, ISIS released a statement this morning claiming responsibility for acts that will certainly interrupt your daily routine. "We will strike you when you least expect it, when you are most vulnerable, when you are still rubbi...

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More schools to offer breakfast in bed

Funny story: More schools to offer breakfast in bed

WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama signed an Executive Order today, mandating that schools offer breakfast in bed for disadvantaged students. When the school bell rings, many children file into classrooms and open their textbooks. Increasingl...

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Survey Shows 80% of People Will Not Be Told To Eat Porridge By Conservatives

Funny story: Survey Shows 80% of People Will Not Be Told To Eat Porridge By Conservatives

Lady Jenkin's speech telling poor people to eat the disgusting sloppy prison fodder known as porridge fell on deaf ears yesterday. The peer told the press conference, which was attended by the Pope and the archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, t...

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Hatfield-McCoy Feud Reignited Over Breakfast Buffet

Funny story: Hatfield-McCoy Feud Reignited Over Breakfast Buffet

Catlettsburg, KY - After 125 years of peace, the legendary Hatfield-McCoy family feud was reignited yesterday at the Catlettsburg Day's Inn off Highway 60. During the hotel's complimentary breakfast buffet, Davie Hatfield, the great-great-great-g...

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Price of Mini Wheats will rise due to 'added iron'

Funny story: Price of Mini Wheats will rise due to 'added iron'

BATTLE CREEK, Michigan (ABSNN) - The proposed recall of Frosted Mini Wheats was cancelled today according to long-time breakfast spokesman Tony the Tiger. Speaking before a group of food reporters, Tony admitted "that metal fragments had been fo...

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Fresh Guidelines on Breakfast Cereals

The Dietary Information Panel (DIP) has now revised its advice related to breakfast cereals. Rather than eating any number of large bowls of porridge and any number of smaller bowls of Sugary Puffs or Chocky Pops at any one sitting it now recomme...

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Masterchef contestant disqualified for his unorthodox dish

Funny story: Masterchef contestant disqualified for his unorthodox dish

Masterchef contestant, Wayne Pipe, has been unceremoniously dumped from the show despite winning, when it discovered that he had bought his signature dish from a supermarket. In his place, runner up Eve Guttering will go through to the next round.

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Archaeologists Discover French Toast Flavored Pop-Tarts

Funny story: Archaeologists Discover French Toast Flavored Pop-Tarts

NEVADA-In what is already being hailed around the world as the find of the century, a team of archaeologists in Nevada have discovered the previously believed-to-be-extinct flavor of French Toast Pop-Tarts on a local grocery store shelf. Dr. Doug...

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Radio 2 controller: We don't want Chris Moyles

Funny story: Radio 2 controller: We don't want Chris Moyles

BBC Radio 2 controller Bob Shannon has sparked controversy at the Beeb by saying the network he controls do not want motormouth Chris Moyles when he is pensioned off from the Radio 1 breakfast show. In an interview with the Media Guardian, Radio 1...

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Hillary Clinton to Convert US Embassies into IHOPs

Funny story: Hillary Clinton to Convert US Embassies into IHOPs

Washington DC -- Secretary Of State Hillary Clinton has begun transforming her diplomatic corp's global network of embassies and consulates into the world's largest International House of Pancakes chain. "Let's face it, there are major problems in...

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Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles Axed From Daybreak - Not Enough Says TV Repair Man

Funny story: Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles Axed From Daybreak - Not Enough Says TV Repair Man

The show has been a problem for ITV since it was launched in September 2010, receiving appallingly low ratings. Bleakley and Chiles were poached from BBC's The One Show earlier this year in a bid to improve Daybreak's fortunes. The move failed and...

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Britain's favourite meal is... Brunch!

Funny story: Britain's favourite meal is... Brunch!

The UK is going bonkers for brunch according to a new survey. 42% of Brits no longer eat breakfast while a staggering 98% have taken up the mid-morning meal instead to save time. Kate Tin of Durex who ran the poll explained the findings 'People...

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Local Man Gives All the Credit to Jesus after Polishing off Cheese Omelet

Funny story: Local Man Gives All the Credit to Jesus after Polishing off Cheese Omelet

Libuse, La. - Mrs. Del Taylor remembers last Friday morning when, she says with a bit of nervous laughter, she discovered only four eggs and a small packet of grated American cheese in the refrigerator. Her husband Kenny was in the bathroom readying...

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"What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!

Funny story: "What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!

TALKSPORT TOWERS, London: Review of the papers by "What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!, Thursday, 14th July 2011. MATT SCOTT: "Here is a story that I really like in the Daily Express, 'British sports stars could be forced to wear the EU flag on their kit in the latest bid by Brussels to impose its symbols on the UK.' What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!" RAY STUBBS: "Hah...

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"It's Gwyneth Paltrow Who's The C**t Here" Says 76 Year Old Gran

Funny story: "It's Gwyneth Paltrow Who's The C**t Here" Says 76 Year Old Gran

76 year old grandmother of eight, Jean Vincent, of Hapton near Burnley in the UK reacted angrily to Gwyneth Paltrow's outrageous dropping of the 'C' word on Chelsea Handler's US TV show. Paltrow, feebly attempting to be risque and 'out there' drop...

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Sir Alan Signs Cereal Deal

Funny story: Sir Alan Signs Cereal Deal

Super Businessman and inventor of TV's 'The Apprentice' Sir Alan has teamed up with those loveable rascals Jedward to launch a new cereal to get Britain's kids eating healthily. Twins Noel and Keith Jedward were only too keen to make even more mon...

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Heidi Montag's Nose Falls Into Bowl of Cornflakes!

Funny story: Heidi Montag's Nose Falls Into Bowl of Cornflakes!

LA, CA-- Heidi Montag, "reality" TV star and plastic surgery addict got quite a shock at breakfast this morning when her nose fell off in her bowl of Cornflakes! The horrified starlet, who was by now wide awake, dug her nose out of her breakfast,...

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