The Dietary Information Panel (DIP) has now revised its advice related to breakfast cereals.
Rather than eating any number of large bowls of porridge and any number of smaller bowls of Sugary Puffs or Chocky Pops at any one sitting it now recomme...
Masterchef contestant, Wayne Pipe, has been unceremoniously dumped from the show despite winning, when it discovered that he had bought his signature dish from a supermarket.
In his place, runner up Eve Guttering will go through to the next round.
NEVADA-In what is already being hailed around the world as the find of the century, a team of archaeologists in Nevada have discovered the previously believed-to-be-extinct flavor of French Toast Pop-Tarts on a local grocery store shelf.
Dr. Doug...
BBC Radio 2 controller Bob Shannon has sparked controversy at the Beeb by saying the network he controls do not want motormouth Chris Moyles when he is pensioned off from the Radio 1 breakfast show.
In an interview with the Media Guardian, Radio 1...
Washington DC -- Secretary Of State Hillary Clinton has begun transforming her diplomatic corp's global network of embassies and consulates into the world's largest International House of Pancakes chain.
"Let's face it, there are major problems in...
The show has been a problem for ITV since it was launched in September 2010, receiving appallingly low ratings.
Bleakley and Chiles were poached from BBC's The One Show earlier this year in a bid to improve Daybreak's fortunes. The move failed and...
The UK is going bonkers for brunch according to a new survey.
42% of Brits no longer eat breakfast while a staggering 98% have taken up the mid-morning meal instead to save time.
Kate Tin of Durex who ran the poll explained the findings 'People...
Libuse, La. - Mrs. Del Taylor remembers last Friday morning when, she says with a bit of nervous laughter, she discovered only four eggs and a small packet of grated American cheese in the refrigerator. Her husband Kenny was in the bathroom readying...
TALKSPORT TOWERS, London: Review of the papers by "What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!, Thursday, 14th July 2011.
MATT SCOTT: "Here is a story that I really like in the Daily Express, 'British sports stars could be forced to wear the EU flag on their kit in the latest bid by Brussels to impose its symbols on the UK.' What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!"
RAY STUBBS: "Hah...
76 year old grandmother of eight, Jean Vincent, of Hapton near Burnley in the UK reacted angrily to Gwyneth Paltrow's outrageous dropping of the 'C' word on Chelsea Handler's US TV show.
Paltrow, feebly attempting to be risque and 'out there' drop...
Super Businessman and inventor of TV's 'The Apprentice' Sir Alan has teamed up with those loveable rascals Jedward to launch a new cereal to get Britain's kids eating healthily.
Twins Noel and Keith Jedward were only too keen to make even more mon...
LA, CA-- Heidi Montag, "reality" TV star and plastic surgery addict got quite a shock at breakfast this morning when her nose fell off in her bowl of Cornflakes!
The horrified starlet, who was by now wide awake, dug her nose out of her breakfast,...
Rare Unprompted Thoughts
This morning, after I'd filed away the just delivered overdue Eon Bill letter, I had another attack of bemusing mental meanderings, that came to me while I was having my breakfast, six slices of margarined toast, eight cups of strong tea, and my medication.
Here is the outcome, I hope you can understand where it came from, and what it means.
(If so please let me k...
The global conspiracy behind the financial crisis has been uncovered in Ireland.
A scientific discovery that threatens governments, pharmaceuticals,insurance companies and civilization itself has been revealed.
Dr. Mu O'Cus, a stressed out re...
Award winning Superchef Heston Blumenthal has revealed his latest spectacular breakfast menu which is set to enthrall foodies the world over. The Willy Wonka figure unveiled his 'Full English Breakfast?' yesterday morning at his 3 Michelin starred re...
High Street baker Greggs plans to cash in on the breakfast market by selling porridge.
The move follows the success it has enjoyed recently selling bacon rolls. It has sold seven million of the breakfast butties since they were introduced in Febru...
An astronomer claims to have found the most Earth-like planet yet - and he believes it could support life. The unusual find is doubly unusual due to where it was found.
"At first I thought I was going bonkers" says the astro-boffin "I had just tak...
Normally known for their wide range of popular animal feeds, Pureena Company announced today that they will be releasing a new breakfast cereal developed for impotent men called, Nut & Raisin Honey.
Representing a clear diversion away from the...