Rumours and innuendoes continue to circle around Canadian Teen Idol Justin Bieber depicting the youthful pop star as "a precocious brat", a tag his premenstrual fans won't tolerate!
After recent revelations of 'unruly' behaviour on the set of...
Barbie, big-breasted gang leader of the doll world made a quick finish of the Bratz. The Bratz known for their gigantic heads sought to dominate Barbie's turf, that was until Barbie got wind of it. Barbie called all of the many other Barbies and...
In an attempt to save her 'sister' Skipper from the 'wrong' crowd, Barbie and friends set out to lay the smackdown on the Bratz gang. Unfortunately, the Bratz thoroughly dominated, with new and fashionable clothing, iPods, and make up...
Sources can now reveal that heiress Paris Hilton has won a new movie role. Hilton will play a teacher in the sequel to Bratz: The Movie. The sequel, called Bratz: School For Slutz, will be released in 2008.
Mattel president Jill. E. Barad announced today that they would be launching a new talking Britney Spears doll without any hair. The "Bald Britney" as she is to be called will also be programmed to utter random phrases such as "Hair to...
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