Gary Coleman's moronic ex-wife, Shannon Price, says she pulled the plug on his life support to avoid "a Muhammad Ali situation"
In an interview with TMZ shot the day after he died, the red-headed dimwit explained how a brain hemmorhage would've t...
A team of researchers from the University of Chipping Sodbury have today published their findings about how having a low I.Q. means you won't be able to read this article.
The boffins admit that if you do have a low I.Q. then you might just about...
An emotional Peter Andre stopped a live Bilge News TV interview after breaking down while talking about his children and celebrity whore Katie Price.
Andre asked to quit the interview with Bilge's Fenella Vadge after stating her: "I'm sorry for re...
Television history was made last night when the first ever live autopsy was performed on a Big Brother contestant.
In an effort to ease flagging ratings for the show, housemate Wally Schmuck, 27, from Gravesend, volunteered for the live autopsy, p...
Orange County CA: A study of Liberal thinkers has been conducted by the Coulter Astrological College of Analytics (CACA), a conservative think tank, located here. CACA employed behavioral science (BS) techniques to reach the conclusion that Liberals...
Liza Lotte , the founder and patron of the Brain-dead Pagans Association, has called on peace-loving Russian premier Vladimir Putin to end his country's ban on boogie-woogie music.
My son owns the world's dumbest dog. I know that some humans are born mentally retarded, and I believe that this animal suffers the same condition. No original thought has ever entered his head. I would describe him as being brain dead, if it were determined that he ever had a brain in the first place.
Are there certain words or phrases that drive you crazy when spoken? Lame expressions that make you want to scream “Come up with something more original you brain-dead moron!” Here are my top 10 “skin crawlers”.
In a recent survey conducted by the UK mobile phone authority it has been revealed that mobile phones can, when thrown hard enough, inflict serious brain damage.
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