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Gary Coleman's Ex: She's not just smart, she's K-Mart smart.

Funny story: Gary Coleman's Ex: She's not just smart, she's K-Mart smart.

Gary Coleman's moronic ex-wife, Shannon Price, says she pulled the plug on his life support to avoid "a Muhammad Ali situation" In an interview with TMZ shot the day after he died, the red-headed dimwit explained how a brain hemmorhage would've t...

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Scientists prove having a low I.Q. means you won't be able to read this

Funny story: Scientists prove having a low I.Q. means you won't be able to read this

A team of researchers from the University of Chipping Sodbury have today published their findings about how having a low I.Q. means you won't be able to read this article. The boffins admit that if you do have a low I.Q. then you might just about...

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Brain Dead Man Cries live on TV

Funny story: Brain Dead Man Cries live on TV

An emotional Peter Andre stopped a live Bilge News TV interview after breaking down while talking about his children and celebrity whore Katie Price. Andre asked to quit the interview with Bilge's Fenella Vadge after stating her: "I'm sorry for re...

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First ever live TV autopsy performed on Big Brother

Funny story: First ever live TV autopsy performed on Big Brother

Television history was made last night when the first ever live autopsy was performed on a Big Brother contestant. In an effort to ease flagging ratings for the show, housemate Wally Schmuck, 27, from Gravesend, volunteered for the live autopsy, p...

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Liberals are Brain Dead

Funny story: Liberals are Brain Dead

Orange County CA: A study of Liberal thinkers has been conducted by the Coulter Astrological College of Analytics (CACA), a conservative think tank, located here. CACA employed behavioral science (BS) techniques to reach the conclusion that Liberals...

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Braindamaged Pagans encourage Valdimir Putin to shelve boogie-woogie ban

Funny story: Braindamaged Pagans encourage Valdimir Putin to shelve boogie-woogie ban

Liza Lotte , the founder and patron of the Brain-dead Pagans Association, has called on peace-loving Russian premier Vladimir Putin to end his country's ban on boogie-woogie music.

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The World's Dumbest Dog

Funny story: The World's Dumbest Dog

My son owns the world's dumbest dog. I know that some humans are born mentally retarded, and I believe that this animal suffers the same condition. No original thought has ever entered his head. I would describe him as being brain dead, if it were determined that he ever had a brain in the first place.

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Expressions from the Mundane

Funny story: Expressions from the Mundane

Are there certain words or phrases that drive you crazy when spoken? Lame expressions that make you want to scream “Come up with something more original you brain-dead moron!” Here are my top 10 “skin crawlers”.

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Mobile Phones Blamed for Brain Damage

Funny story: Mobile Phones Blamed for Brain Damage

In a recent survey conducted by the UK mobile phone authority it has been revealed that mobile phones can, when thrown hard enough, inflict serious brain damage.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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