The University of Perception Management has just released results of a massive study on "the state of smoke and trash" in the 2016 election.
UPM originated in 2003 when the Bush administration demonized and invaded Iraq via claims of non-existent...
How many of these insane beliefs have you bought into? If you are afflicted with one you are in bad shape. If you are afflicted with more than one you are a zombie.
Here is the belief system of the brainwashed commonly called 'culture'. It gets piped into your brain, wherever you are... 24/7.
(1). Government is set up for your welfare. That is why it is not allowed to print its own money. Y...
The Church of Scamatology announced a new direction in their advertising campaigns today.
"We realize that our best customers are the ones who REALLY want to be brainwashed, used as slave labor, robbed of all their money, and then cast away when t...
WASHINGTON, DC - On the afternoon of September 11, 2012, the White House began pre-party warmups, unaware of an impending attack in Benghazi, Libya. Young staffers, election strategists, and political aides walked through the halls, pointing at each...
Hitherto thought lost, it transpires that Hitler's brain has been found in a jar in a former government laboratory in Moscow. The unexpected find was unearthed by - ironically - a German Professor, named Doctor Helmut Haller, who was clearing out som...
There are people in the world that set the new trends. They make the breakthrough's that give humankind the appearance of being a species worthy of continuing along the evolutionary path. There are people that dance enthusiastically to the beat of a...
The truth is out there and this intrepid reporter has found it whispering in her ear. My children's well check appointments are coming up, including the always painful vaccinations. But I am finding that little viruses and bacteria are telling me to not vaccinate, because it will cause Autism.
I only noticed that they were whispering these scare tatics in my ear when I had a dream and they...
Unconfirmed reports out of the Pentagon suggest the harmless musical instrument the Theremin is secretly being used in scary mind control experiments led by the US government.
The link was discovered when Maggie Bleriot from Toronto, Canada tried...
Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.
Dozens of brave souls in America and Japan have undergone brain surgery to implant hardware that allows customized dreams and heads-up Internet on demand.
(Tokyo) Modern day cyborg Muchai Hai is recovering well from recent surgery to upgrade her cell phone implant to a Web
(Tokyo) Earlier this year Muchai Hai became the first person to receive a commercial neural implant capable of receiving cell phone calls controlled by her thought...
As so many people do, they fall asleep in front of the television. Some even choose to sleep with the boob tube on all night.
(Seattle, WA) Officer Mark Dairy remembers stopping a man jaywalking across a busy five-lane highway Tuesday, but he claims he blacked out shortly after approaching the suspect.
Washington DC - Today a whistle blower came forward with accusations that the FCC has had proof that our airwaves have been saturated with Direct Airwave Mind Numbing or DAMN.
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