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Funny story:  Obama launches BRAIN initiative, ignores Pinky

Obama launches BRAIN initiative, ignores Pinky

Washington DC- President Obama announced a $100 million initiative to map and understand the human brain.  This idea, repeatedly suggested to him by the First Lady and his daughters is primarily geared at helping humanity understand one basic questio...
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Funny story:  Cross Dressers have bigger brains

Cross Dressers have bigger brains

Brain imaging studies have shown that transvestites have bigger brains than men who do not cross dress. "It was a spot on correlation," said neurologist, Matt Paynter. "Men who cross dressed seemed to have bigger brains." Neurologists are putt...
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Funny story:  Women's brains are primed for make-up

Women's brains are primed for make-up

Neuroscience has located a section of the female brain that is seemingly geared towards wanting to wear make-up. Located in the primitive hind brain, the so dubbed 'Number 7' section is not present in male brains. "We've studied this group of n...
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Funny story:  Insideout at the Inn

Insideout at the Inn

Holiday Inn Worldwide (HIW) has announced it will be opening a new franchise of upscale boutique-style restaurants in select cities worldwide. CEO Sean Rand says that the restaurants, named Innards, will cater to sophisticated clientele with unique...
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Funny story:  Miracle: Man's Memory Instantly Restored

Miracle: Man's Memory Instantly Restored

CHESTER, Pa. (WTFM) --- It was a hot, summer afternoon in mid-August, 1962, when a twelve-year-old Robert Tiller and his younger brother, Pete, decided they would bury a jar of pennies in their backyard. Two years later, they decided to dig it...
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Funny story:  'The Human Brain Rewrites "Boring" Speech', Claims Study

'The Human Brain Rewrites "Boring" Speech', Claims Study

The human brain has the ability to make even the most boring stories vivid and entertaining, a leading brain scientist claims. This is because the brain's 'inner voice' can talk over even the most tedious speaker, according to Professor Jens Convo...
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Funny story:  Magic mushrooms are good for brains, say neurosurgeons

Magic mushrooms are good for brains, say neurosurgeons

A team of neuroscientists and brain surgeons have found that ingesting magic mushrooms really does help when it comes to tricky brain problems. Over a six month trial period at a Ruffcutts Hospital, they ingested magic mushrooms before carrying ou...
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Funny story:  Mental Decline Begins As Early As 45 Says New How's-your-father

Mental Decline Begins As Early As 45 Says New How's-your-father

Our brains start to deteriorate from as young as 45, according to a thingy - you know, a wossname - published yesterday... or was it the day before? Anyway, where was I? Oh yes... this thingy, in the online version of the British Medical Journal,...
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Funny story:  Study that claims larger brain areas for many-friended Facebookers wreacking havoc at Vermont college

Study that claims larger brain areas for many-friended Facebookers wreacking havoc at Vermont college

HARFOLD, Vt.--The student body at Harfold State College is at odds with a recently-released U.K. study. British researchers are claiming that Facebook users with lots of friends tend to have larger areas of the brain than do those who have less frien...
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Funny story:  Acton Cannibal ate neighbour's brain

Acton Cannibal ate neighbour's brain

Acton man Terry Scrote has turned himself in to the police and confessed to eating his neighbour's brain. "I was Hank Marvin after getting legless in the Bush with Stan Snide so i necked the contents of Arthur Saveloy's skull" claimed the part ti...
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Funny story:  Astronomers find supermassive black holes in Sarah Palin's head

Astronomers find supermassive black holes in Sarah Palin's head

NASA - Astronomers have discovered a pair of supermassive black holes in the twisty, spiral brain of former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, NASA said Wednesday. Approximately 160 million light years from Earth, Ms. Palin is the nearest known such ph...
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Funny story:  McCain to produce 'brain' chips

McCain to produce 'brain' chips

Food manufacturer McCain have confirmed their intention to begin mass producing chips made of brain matter, which they say will replicate all the qualities consumers have become accustomed to in the potato versions, other than being slightly more tem...
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Funny story:  Who Would Have Suspected That Men Have a Second Brain In Their.... Um.... 'Naughty Bits'?

Who Would Have Suspected That Men Have a Second Brain In Their.... Um.... 'Naughty Bits'?

Physiological scientists have made an amazing discovery in that man (and we mean specifically 'man' here, not 'wo-man') much like the dinosaurs of ancient times possess a second brain located at an extremity of the body. Both man and dinosaurs have t...
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Funny story:  "Out-Of-Body" Experience Caused By "Brain Instability"

"Out-Of-Body" Experience Caused By "Brain Instability"

'Out-of-body' experiences are caused by instabilities in the brain which distort a person's perception, a study has found. Boffins at Birmingham University have found that the experience is caused by neural instabilities which cause vivid hallucin...
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Funny story:  The secret life of cryptic puzzles

The secret life of cryptic puzzles

Almost every newspaper has a section devoted to some type of quiz. Quizzes are good; they give readers an opportunity to exercise their brains. It also makes them come back for the answers if they fail in their efforts. There are many types of quizzes available. Questions that rely on general knowledge are fun but they are also far too easy to cheat. Asking a question like, What is the world's...
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Funny story:  Halp! Mi Branes Got Suked out!

Halp! Mi Branes Got Suked out!

This is a dasparate kry fer help! Pleeze reed this and havve mercy on mee! The other dai I wuz vacuming my room. I puled the atachment off and held it up to my eer to sea if something kloged it. Sudenly it vacumed my brane out! Don't lagh, damit! This is reely seerious!!!! The bastard thing suked the nurons right out of my scull. They say without immediate sergery I kud be left with a l...
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Funny story:  Wayne Rooney Has Brain Transplant

Wayne Rooney Has Brain Transplant

Wayne Rooney has confirmed that he is recovering from having had a brain transplant. The Man Utd and England striker announced through his agent that he had had a 3 day operation in an exclusive Harley Street clinic after being given an ultimatum...
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Funny story:  Scientists Able to Monitor Insects Dying Thoughts

Scientists Able to Monitor Insects Dying Thoughts

Neurologists at Northern Michigan University have released a study that confirms the ability to capture the final brain activity of most insects at the moments just before death. Working predominantly with Black Flies, a species that can outnumbe...
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