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Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford

Funny story: Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford

A new non-alcoholic kebab bar has opened in Bradford today specialising in vegetarian and gluten-free kebabs, although in an effort not to insult some potential customers, it won't be declared nut-free. Thought by cynics to be named after the hue...

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SS Uniforms Greet German Visitors At Literary Tourist Trap

Funny story: SS Uniforms Greet German Visitors At Literary Tourist Trap

German visitors to a Yorkshire village were horrified when they were greeted by locals dressed as SS officers. The visitors, from Hamm, a twin city of Bradford, were guests of the city council. As part of their tour, councillors took them to pi...

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Britain's last crumpet factory closes

Funny story: Britain's last crumpet factory closes

There was wailing on the streets of Bradford as Kingsburton closed the last crumpet factory operating in Britain. "We have been making crumpets in Bradford for nearly four hundred years," said Kingsburton spokesman, Hillary Hovis. "Unfortunately,...

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Bradford Factory Scuppered

Funny story: Bradford Factory Scuppered

A Bradford factory, which once used a convoluted method of calculating employee absence from the workplace has finally been scuppered by plucky employee Arturo Scargillo, a trades union member who decided to take them on at their own game when threat...

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Bradford residents in uproar over pink plans

Funny story: Bradford residents in uproar over pink plans

Following on from the fiasco to brighten up Bradford centre one council leader tried to calm residents fears by saying: "Look, I know Bradford may be a disease riddled festering sump of putrid matter. Full of obnoxious toe rags you wouldn't pee on if...

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Bradford Metropolitan Council Spark Furore

Funny story: Bradford Metropolitan Council Spark Furore

Bradford, West Yorkshire - Angry scuffles broke out during a council meeting here today, between opposing factions in dispute over controversial plans to brighten up the city. Council leaders announced that every building in the city would be pai...

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Come To Shettyland!

Funny story: Come To Shettyland!

Britain continues its love fest with Shilpa Shetty. In a desperate bid to prove that we are not all bigoted, racist bullies, plans where unveiled today for a theme park dedicated to the sexy bollywood star and winner of Celebrity Big Brother 2007.

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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