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Funny story:  Topless Lebanese skier Jackie Chamoun to be the official face of the new Thunderbra

Topless Lebanese skier Jackie Chamoun to be the official face of the new Thunderbra

Sochi, Black Sea - Lissom blond 22 year-old Lebanese skier Jackie Chamoun has been offered a whopping $5 million contract as the official 'face' - ok, ok, tits! - of the new Agent Provocateur Thunderbra, 'the brassiere that knocks the spots off the W...
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Funny story:  Marilyn Monroe And Her Infamous Bras

Marilyn Monroe And Her Infamous Bras

LOS ANGELES - There is no one in the entire United States who knows more about the legendary 50's sex symbol Marilyn Monroe than author Josh Butterweed. Butterweed has written more than 19 books on the famous blonde bombshell who President John F.
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Funny story:  Dolly Parton Explains Why She's Putting Half A Dozen of Her Bras Up On eBay

Dolly Parton Explains Why She's Putting Half A Dozen of Her Bras Up On eBay

BOISE, Idaho - Dolly Parton performed to a standing room only crowd at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise and she said she loved every potato-pickin' moment of it. The 67-year-old queen of country music was asked backstage by Chipper Caruso with C...
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Funny story:  Sparks and Mensa launch a new range of Tickle Bras

Sparks and Mensa launch a new range of Tickle Bras

Sparks and Mensa, the store where people with more brains than money shop (distinguishing it from other department stores, where the opposite is true), has unveiled it's latest lingerie range that is sure to have women (and men!) reaching for their c...
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Funny story:  NASCAR Warns Danica Patrick To Follow The Rules or Else

NASCAR Warns Danica Patrick To Follow The Rules or Else

AUSTIN - Danica Patrick was in Texas visiting an old boyfriend when she got the word that NASCAR had issued a statement that she will follow the NASCAR rules or else she will be subject to discipline including a fine and possible suspension. Miss...
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Funny story:  The Erotically Sexy Sofia Vergara Is The Highest Paid Actress On Television

The Erotically Sexy Sofia Vergara Is The Highest Paid Actress On Television

HOLLYWOOD - Sofia Vergara, who plays a sensuously lascivious trophy wife on the hit sitcom Modern Family has just been named as the highest paid actress on television. The 41-year-old buxom babe, whose bra size is a stunning 32-F recently said on...
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Funny story:  Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Green Arrow (and Speedy)

Perhaps the pimple-face adolescent boys who moved their lips as they read the simple text and gazed at the colorful (mostly green) drawings didn't suspect, but anyone who'd ever read a story featuring the Caped Crusader and his sidekick, the Boy Wonder, would understand, at once, that the comic book hero Green Arrow and his assistant Speedy were obvious knockoffs of Batman and Robin. While the...
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Funny story:  Jennifer Aniston Finally Addresses Those Stork Rumors

Jennifer Aniston Finally Addresses Those Stork Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston and her long time fiancé Justin Theroux were recently spotted at The Fredericks of Hollywood Bra Museum. The two were seen giggling at a bra that had been donated to the museum by Dolly Parton. Jennifer also was ama...
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Funny story:  Bra's Wonderful Testimonials

Bra's Wonderful Testimonials

"They call it a Wonder Bra because when I take it off, Freddie wonders where my boobs went. - Sarah Michelle Gellar Wonder Bra, a subsidiary completely owned and operated by Wonder Bread ("We build sound bodies 12 different ways") is designed to l...
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Funny story:  Hollyweird's Hottest: Amanda Bearse

Hollyweird's Hottest: Amanda Bearse

Transsexual lesbian Amanda Bearse has been called lots of names, including "actress," "director," and "comedienne," but the first four letters of her first name, which is given only in the sense that she gave it to herself, says it all: Amanda is "a man." Transsexual lesbian? What's that? Technically, now that she has completed sex-change surgery, she is a transwoman (a man who becomes a "wo...
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Funny story:  Fire marshal's ban creates bra brouhaha

Fire marshal's ban creates bra brouhaha

MILWUAKEE, WI - Marcy Skowronski, 87, the owner of Holler House, Milwaukee's finest bar-cum-bowling alley, didn't count just on tenpins and pitchers of beer to fill out her bottom line. She also depends heavily-some say "top-heavily"-upon...
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Funny story:  Flying by the seat of their pants - the heroes of the Battle of Britain

Flying by the seat of their pants - the heroes of the Battle of Britain

A new documentary on Channel 7 tonight aims to tell the real story of the Battle of Britain. Now that most of the combatants are dead, freshly revealed diaries and secret files can expose what actually happened in the skies during that critical battle of WW2. Corporal Harry Cross was an airman in Britain's 5th Airborne Pantyhose Division. An entry in his diary for 17th August 1940 read: "It was...
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Funny story:  Sparks and Mensa develop the push-down bra

Sparks and Mensa develop the push-down bra

Large breasted women everywhere can now finally rejoice. For a long time, women of limited cleavage have been able to buy push up bras to bring them more in line with the perceived national average. The perceived national average is two cup sizes...
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Funny story:  Bra Burning Bonanza Banned By Burnley Council

Bra Burning Bonanza Banned By Burnley Council

The Bra Burning Coalition, the militant wing of the Feminism Movement, which is the political arm of Woman's Lib, which is a small book-store in Cambridge, is looking for a new venue for their annual Bra Burning. "We've been burning bras in Burnle...
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Funny story:  Southeastern Waltmart Stores Crown Pink Spandex Beauty Queens for 2011

Southeastern Waltmart Stores Crown Pink Spandex Beauty Queens for 2011

Wrapping up their annual summer coupon promotion for industrial strength feminine hygiene products, unbreakable mirrors and quart sized lip hair remover, Waltmart stores in the Southern US capped off the week long event by announcing this year's top...
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Funny story:  Bras for men are an unexpected hit for Sparks and Mensa

Bras for men are an unexpected hit for Sparks and Mensa

Sparks and Mensa, the shop for the intelligentsia, have revealed that this year's surprise hit clothing product has been bras for men. "We were very surprised," said Mark Spencer, advertising vice president for Sparks and Mensa, or S&M as they...
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Funny story:  USA's bra size may be reduced to AA

USA's bra size may be reduced to AA

For many years, the USA has had the largest bra of any country with a whopping AAA bra size. (When measuring the bra size of a country, you measure from above the nipple, so AAA is the largest size, CCC is the smallest). But recent cash problems h...
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Funny story:  Queen desperately in need of a decent brassiere

Queen desperately in need of a decent brassiere

Dublin - Old HM Saggy-Boobs - as her hosts called her at Dublin Castle tonight - is in need of a major uplift. And hydraulically-engineered hoists should be built into her droopy 40GG-cup bra 'to stop the boobs dangling below elbow height'. "To...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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