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Funny story:  Flying by the seat of their pants - the heroes of the Battle of Britain

Flying by the seat of their pants - the heroes of the Battle of Britain

A new documentary on Channel 7 tonight aims to tell the real story of the Battle of Britain. Now that most of the combatants are dead, freshly revealed diaries and secret files can expose what actually happened in the skies during that critical battle of WW2. Corporal Harry Cross was an airman in Britain's 5th Airborne Pantyhose Division. An entry in his diary for 17th August 1940 read: "It was...
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Funny story:  Sparks and Mensa develop the push-down bra

Sparks and Mensa develop the push-down bra

Large breasted women everywhere can now finally rejoice. For a long time, women of limited cleavage have been able to buy push up bras to bring them more in line with the perceived national average. The perceived national average is two cup sizes...
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Funny story:  Bra Burning Bonanza Banned By Burnley Council

Bra Burning Bonanza Banned By Burnley Council

The Bra Burning Coalition, the militant wing of the Feminism Movement, which is the political arm of Woman's Lib, which is a small book-store in Cambridge, is looking for a new venue for their annual Bra Burning. "We've been burning bras in Burnle...
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Funny story:  Southeastern Waltmart Stores Crown Pink Spandex Beauty Queens for 2011

Southeastern Waltmart Stores Crown Pink Spandex Beauty Queens for 2011

Wrapping up their annual summer coupon promotion for industrial strength feminine hygiene products, unbreakable mirrors and quart sized lip hair remover, Waltmart stores in the Southern US capped off the week long event by announcing this year's top...
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Funny story:  Bras for men are an unexpected hit for Sparks and Mensa

Bras for men are an unexpected hit for Sparks and Mensa

Sparks and Mensa, the shop for the intelligentsia, have revealed that this year's surprise hit clothing product has been bras for men. "We were very surprised," said Mark Spencer, advertising vice president for Sparks and Mensa, or S&M as they...
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Funny story:  USA's bra size may be reduced to AA

USA's bra size may be reduced to AA

For many years, the USA has had the largest bra of any country with a whopping AAA bra size. (When measuring the bra size of a country, you measure from above the nipple, so AAA is the largest size, CCC is the smallest). But recent cash problems h...
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Funny story:  Queen desperately in need of a decent brassiere

Queen desperately in need of a decent brassiere

Dublin - Old HM Saggy-Boobs - as her hosts called her at Dublin Castle tonight - is in need of a major uplift. And hydraulically-engineered hoists should be built into her droopy 40GG-cup bra 'to stop the boobs dangling below elbow height'. "To...
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Funny story:  Archaeologist Discovers  Fossilized Bra

Archaeologist Discovers Fossilized Bra

Madrid, Spain - Luisa del Rivero y Cuernavaca, a student archaeologist from the University of Ponce De Leon has made an astounding discovery which turns on its head all previous theories about prehistoric cave women. It has been a widely accep...
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Funny story:  Nina Dobrev's "Katherine Pierce Vampire Dairies Designer Bras" Are Selling Like 'McNuggets!'

Nina Dobrev's "Katherine Pierce Vampire Dairies Designer Bras" Are Selling Like 'McNuggets!'

HOLLYWOOD - The world of television marketing and sales is an extremely lucrative business. Popular TV shows can lead to the production of show related products that can make the owners of the shows quite rich, or rather much richer than they already...
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Funny story:  New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Denies That He Has A Foot Fetish - But Adds That He Does Have A Collection of Over 700 Bras

New York Jets Coach Rex Ryan Denies That He Has A Foot Fetish - But Adds That He Does Have A Collection of Over 700 Bras

MANHATTAN - New York Jets football coach Rex Ryan was shopping in Macy's Department Store when he was asked by a reporter for The RumorMonger Revue Tabloid about his newly revealed foot fetish. Ryan turned three shades of shocking pink. He giggled...
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Funny story:  Itty Bitty Titty Committee records "small" numbers.

Itty Bitty Titty Committee records "small" numbers.

Long-standing and widely respected support group 'IBTC' has today recorded a 70% drop in membership, prompting a call for a mass recruitment drive. Speaking at a conference yesterday, International IBT Committee Leader Tiffany Jones blames attitud...
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Funny story:  Nigella Lawson's New Series To Boost Bra Sales

Nigella Lawson's New Series To Boost Bra Sales

Bra sales at big girls' underwear stores like Bravissimo are set to rocket as top totty TV cook Nigella Lawson began a new TV series last night. Ms Lawson's new series, Nigella Kitchen, launched a 13-week run with an episode featuring such delight...
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Funny story:  Poor Chinese Inventor Receives International Grant to Produce 'Nipple Bra'

Poor Chinese Inventor Receives International Grant to Produce 'Nipple Bra'

MAINLAND, China - It's not every day you have a man thinking about how to take the stress off a woman's nipples and liberating them, but that is precisely what a male Chinese inventor by the name of Hung Low Le in the small town of Chengdu has on his...
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Funny story:  Victoria Secret Miraculous Push-Up Bra nominated for Optical Illusion Contest

Victoria Secret Miraculous Push-Up Bra nominated for Optical Illusion Contest

Since Victoria Secret launched its new line of the Miraculous Push-Up, women and transvestites across the US have been rushing to their local VS store or perusing the selections on their website. This bra not only has the ability to increase your bu...
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Funny story:  New Full Figured Bra Lifts Separates and Invigorates

New Full Figured Bra Lifts Separates and Invigorates

Full figured women share a common complaint when it comes to the support of larger than average breasts, but a new patented bra design will provide much needed back support and pain relief along with enhanced cup support for women from DD to H in siz...
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Funny story:  Police Arrest Prostitute For False Advertising For Wearing Padded Bra

Police Arrest Prostitute For False Advertising For Wearing Padded Bra

Denise "Honey Sugar" Stark was arrested on her usual corner last night at the intersection of Third and Elm. This time, however, she was charged with more than just the usual solicitation. The normally flat chested Denise, who was captured wearing...
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Funny story:  Thimble Smuggling On The Increase

Thimble Smuggling On The Increase

Hampshire Police today issued an all points bulletin warning the county's populace to be alert to sudden outbreaks of thimble smuggling. Chief Constable Artemis Aureole warned Hampshire residents that not everybody was hiding from that great celes...
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Funny story:  Women shocked to discover that most common bra-cup size is DD not B

Women shocked to discover that most common bra-cup size is DD not B

Most women are shocked to discover that they are wearing the wrong size bra-cup. A new study has revealed that a number of average sized women with above average bust lines is increasing. As a result the most common bra cup size has been increasi...
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