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Funny story:  Boogers: they're finger-lickin' good!

Boogers: they're finger-lickin' good!

"Booger" (also "boogie") is the polite name for snot, a free, delicious, nutritious emergency ration produced, without fanfare, by the nasal mucosa in such abundance that individuals swallow approximately 3.48 gallons per day without realizing it. Boogers are made up of mucin, water, cells, and inorganic salts. Depending upon the size of the serving, a single helping may contain from 10 to 40 c...
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Funny story:  Scientists find bozons responsible for clowning antics

Scientists find bozons responsible for clowning antics

SWITZERLAND - The giant underground dangerous machine that may turn the earth into a black hole has given mankind some dividend, finally. After spending trillions of bailout money on the project, there is finally a use for the spin-off technology.
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Funny story:  CNN Replaces Wolf Blitzer With a Bozo the Clown Bop Bag

CNN Replaces Wolf Blitzer With a Bozo the Clown Bop Bag

New York, New York - After Wolf Blitzer's dismal showing on Thursday's edition of Celebrity Jeopardy, CNN has decided to replace him with a Bozo the Clown Bop Bag. Simon Legree, Human Resources Director for Turner Broadcasting System, has confirme...
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Funny story:  Death of Bozo the Clown Triggers World Panic

Death of Bozo the Clown Triggers World Panic

Philadelphia PA-- The sudden death of Bozo The Clown triggered a world wide panic and collapse today. The president immediately issued a red alert and went to Defcon 4. Stock markets around the world crashed over 50%. The price of oil went to $250.00...
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