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President-elect Trump to Become Honorary Scoutmaster

Funny story: President-elect Trump to Become Honorary Scoutmaster

Special to TPN - Boy Scouts of America president Randall Stephenson announced that President-elect Donald Trump will become an honorary scoutmaster at the organization's National Jamboree to be held in July 2017. "Mr. Trump exemplifies all those...

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Trail Life USA, a Boy Scout Alternative, to Offer Merit Badge in Beating Up Gays

Funny story: Trail Life USA, a Boy Scout Alternative, to Offer Merit Badge in Beating Up Gays

An organization which wants to remove gays from the Boy Scouts of America held its first national conference in Nashville, TN, but allowed no national news media outlets to report on it. However, one gay person, who managed to convince the organi...

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Gold Is Discovered In California's San Andreas Fault

Funny story: Gold Is Discovered In California's San Andreas Fault

SAN LUIS OBISPO, California - A group of Boy Scouts recently camped on the infamous San Andreas Fault, which runs roughly 800 miles from the town of Monterey to Bakersfield. Scout Leader Roscoe Loxahatchee stated to American Spotlight Magazine tha...

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Cardinals pick Satan to be next Pope

Funny story: Cardinals pick Satan to be next Pope

St. Louis - Matt Holiday of the Cardinals announced today that the Cardinals have picked Satan to be the new Pope. While there are no good Catholics on the team, many are well versed in the ways of the Vatican. "We feel Satan best represents the...

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Michael D. "Brownie" Brown To Boyscouts : "Being Prepared Is For Squares".

Former head of FEMA Micheal D. Brown (Brownie as he is known to former President George W. Bush) delivered some harsh words about the Boy Scouts of America, just days after his recent remarks toward the Obama administration's response to Hurricane Sa...

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Gay Man To Become Scoutmaster

Funny story: Gay Man To Become Scoutmaster

A Manchester man who is known to be plagued by Homosexualness, has created a wave of controversy in his local community by announcing his intention to apply for the vacant post of Scoutmaster for one of the town's Scout troops. Larry Sabu, 20, la...

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Children's groups have been warned not to play games in the dark after the Court of Appeal upheld a compensation award to a scout injured during night activities.

Funny story: Children's groups have been warned not to play games in the dark after the Court of Appeal upheld a compensation award to a scout injured during night activities.

"Children's groups have been warned not to play games in the dark after the Court of Appeal upheld a compensation award to a scout injured during night activities." Sad but true. No longer will Blind Man's Buff be allowed at children's parties.

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Hog Jaw, Alabama declares war on Hog Jaw, Arkansas…Bloodbath feared!

Funny story: Hog Jaw, Alabama declares war on Hog Jaw, Arkansas…Bloodbath feared!

HOG JAW, ALABAMA (ABSNN) -- Fred Fortineer, Adjudant of the Sons of the American Legion Post 1950, in Hog Jaw, Alabama led a group of 14 pick up trucks filled with young men eager to fight it out with the Hog Jaw, Arkansas Boy Scout Troop 2. A blood...

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