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Funny story: Nicola Adams' Boyfriend in Hiding

Nicola Adams' Boyfriend in Hiding

In an exclusive interview with your intrepid Spoof sports correspondent, Paxton Quigley, at a secret refuge for battered men, Nicola Adams' partner William Anchor revealed the hell which has been his life since he began living with the Olympic and Commonwealth gold medal winning boxer and which finally persuaded him to leave for his safety. WA: "Nando's. Bloody Nando's chicken. That's all I eve...
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Funny story: Anthony Mundine to retire from boxing and become speech writer

Anthony Mundine to retire from boxing and become speech writer

Sydney, Australia- This evening in a televised news conference Anthony "the man" Mundine has announced he will give up boxing. This follows a gutsy but outclassed buttkicking he recently received at the hands of Joshua Clottey. Despite being beat,...
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Funny story: Butterbean to play for the Texans

Butterbean to play for the Texans

Houston, Texas- It is the news that they didn't want to get out but it has and head coach Bill O'Brien is not impressed. "I don't know how you found out but I am not impressed," he hollered over the phone from his office. Butterbean was seen a...
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Funny story: Calls For Mandatory Use of Helmets In Professional Boxing

Calls For Mandatory Use of Helmets In Professional Boxing

Tonight's World Heavyweight Championship bout between Eugene 'Swarfega hands' Smalls and Louis 'The Lepor' Trunks ended in farce as Smalls attempted to strum the tune to 'The Ballad of Richard Nixon' by John Denver and Trunks began some kind of upsid...
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Funny story: The World Boxing Association May Reduce Boxing Matches From 10 Rounds Down To 5

The World Boxing Association May Reduce Boxing Matches From 10 Rounds Down To 5

PANAMA CITY, Panama - The World Boxing Association is considering making a monumental change to its boxing matches. The word out of WBA headquarters in Panama City, Panama is that the WBA's Governing Committee is looking into the matter of reducin...
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Funny story: Oscar De La Hoya Admits Himself Into Rehab For An Unusual Affliction

Oscar De La Hoya Admits Himself Into Rehab For An Unusual Affliction

LOS ANGELES - Former boxing champion Oscar De La Hoya has announced that he will be entering The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic. The boxer who won world titles in six different weight classes told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that...
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Funny story: Floyd Mayweather To Get $41.5 Million To Defend His World Boxing Championship Title

Floyd Mayweather To Get $41.5 Million To Defend His World Boxing Championship Title

NEW YORK CITY - The sports world is one area of the American sector that has never been affected by the weakened economy. And nowhere is that more in evidence than in the upcoming September 14, boxing match between the champion Floyd Mayweather an...
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Funny story: Mike Tyson Wants To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Mike Tyson Wants To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

CHICAGO - Mike Tyson was in Chicago visiting an old friend when he was asked about the Dancing With The Stars rumor. The former world boxing champion, responded by saying that he wants to join the celebrity cast on the upcoming season. He was a...
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Funny story: The BIG heavy weight fight night: Brendan Rodgers vs. Luis Suarez!

The BIG heavy weight fight night: Brendan Rodgers vs. Luis Suarez!

Liverpool, This is ANFIELD: The gift that keeps on giving! In the 'want to leave RED corner', we have Luis Suarez who says he wants out of Liverpool, going on about how he was promised he could leave and how that promise is being broken. In t...
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Funny story: The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...
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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars - The Boxer Gets Knocked Out

Dancing With The Stars - The Boxer Gets Knocked Out

HOLLYWOOD - Week Five of Dancing With The Stars found the dancers strutting their stuff to the sounds of the legendary soul singer Stevie Wonder. Some of the songs that the dancers danced to included "You Are The Sunshine of My Life," "Superstitio...
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Funny story: Rocky Marciano Stripped of His Title by Mass. Bureaucrats

Rocky Marciano Stripped of His Title by Mass. Bureaucrats

The greatest Rocky in history, the original Rocky, was Mr. Marciano, an undefeated heavyweight-boxing champion. Last year the World Boxing Association donated a 22-foot statue to the city of Brockton, Mass., birthplace of Rocky. When the city a...
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Funny story: Manny Pacquiao To Retire and Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Manny Pacquiao To Retire and Appear On Dancing With The Stars

NEW YORK CITY - Word out of the Big Apple is that champion boxer Manny Pacquiao of the Philippines has decided to hang up his boxing gloves after getting beaten by Mexico's Juan Manuel Marquez. The fight which shocked all of the fans at the MGM Gr...
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Funny story: WBC fight card 'Twin Bill' features Twins' womb fight

WBC fight card 'Twin Bill' features Twins' womb fight

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN Sports) - The World Boxing Council has the entire sporting world agog at the news that Caesar's Palace will host the very first WBC Championship fight between two unknown, and as yet, unnamed twins in their mother's womb! Th...
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Funny story: Flintoff sets up bout with Harrison

Flintoff sets up bout with Harrison

Former England Cricket Captain and noted Pedalo pilot Andrew Flintoff came through his first bout as a professional boxer against Richard Dawson with a points victory. This was after Dawson had knocked Flintoff down in the second round. Dawson th...
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Funny story: Collins and Dutton Publish Seminal Work - "Boxers that we consider to be failures and the reasons why"

Collins and Dutton Publish Seminal Work - "Boxers that we consider to be failures and the reasons why"

James 'Bonecrusher' Smith- Completely against the spirit and the laws of the game to crush opponents bones. Immediate disqualifications. 'Iron' Mike Tyson.- Self explanatory, he is made of Iron and therefore disqualified to compete in the human...
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Funny story: Audley Harrisons Career KO'd

Audley Harrisons Career KO'd

Former Olympic gold medalist Audley Harrison has decided to retire after yet another embarrassing performance in the ring. His "fight" with British and Commonwealth heavyweight title holder David Price lasted a pathetic 82 seconds before Harrison...
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Funny story: Pigeonweight boxers line up for title fight

Pigeonweight boxers line up for title fight

Two giants of the boxing world will face off tonight in a prize contest at Dorking's Cheesy Puffs Arena. Pugilism has always been a gentleman's sport and they don't come more gentle than Bill 'Bonecrusher' O'Dibelt. The Irishman who was once pard...
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