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Funny story: Rejected Olympic sports: 5 new events you won't be seeing in Sochi

Rejected Olympic sports: 5 new events you won't be seeing in Sochi

The Olympic Village, Russia - If you have the feeling that the 2014 Olympic Games are a little short on activities, give yourself a medal. Five brand-new sports created for Sochi's big show were shot down without getting as much as a singe from the O...
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Funny story: ObamaBowlaRama Franchise Offered to the Nation

ObamaBowlaRama Franchise Offered to the Nation

CHUGWATER, WYOMING - Twin brothers, Buck and Chuck Clapsaddle, 36, have announced their award winning, multimillion dollar business, ObamaBowlaRama, a bowling alley with a political twist, will be offered for nationwide and possibly international f...
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Funny story: Supermoon Responsible for Above-Average Bowling Scores

Supermoon Responsible for Above-Average Bowling Scores

The full moon of March 19th, being touted as the 'supermoon' due to its increased size and brightness is having an effect on the bowling scores of millions of bowlers across America. Once average and sub-average bowlers are now scoring above 250 and...
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Funny story: Canadian Curling Champion Bowls Perfect 300

Canadian Curling Champion Bowls Perfect 300

Normally known as team captain for the Canadian National Curling Team, and last year's winner of the Labatt Brier, Lenny Hookman scored a perfect 300 game in a regional Ontario Tenpin Federation tournament. Shocking fans and critics alike, Hookman...
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Funny story: Tiger Pulls Out:Massive Lay Offs In VIP Escort Industry Prompts Calls for "Bailout"!

Tiger Pulls Out:Massive Lay Offs In VIP Escort Industry Prompts Calls for "Bailout"!

Officials huddled behind closed doors over the weekend to discuss the economic impact of the latest Tiger Woods decision to 'pull out' and 'lay up' in order to let the furor of his sexual romps cool down. The first casualty appears to be the highl...
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Funny story: Retarded Bowler Obama Mocks Special Olympians

Retarded Bowler Obama Mocks Special Olympians

Barack Obama on Jay Leno compared his retarded bowling score of 129 to the special olympics. In fact Special Olympian, and African American Kolan McConiughey has thrown three perfect games and averages 269 pins per game. Kolan has called out the...
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Funny story: Retard Challenges President To A Fight

Retard Challenges President To A Fight

23 year old retard Clarence Dippyshit from Alabama, has expressed dismay at remarks made by "champion of the people" President Barack Obama. "I voted for him and then he stabs us all in the back!" Said Dippyshit, who falls into the retard category...
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Funny story: Bowlers And Special Olympians Protest Obama "Tonight Show" Joke

Bowlers And Special Olympians Protest Obama "Tonight Show" Joke

(Arlington-TX) While appearing on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno", President Barack Obama's self-insult on his bowling skills, comparing it to the Special Olympics, raised the ire of Special Olympians and bowlers across the United States. In res...
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Funny story: Bowling safe for white people - "White people own bowling."

Bowling safe for white people - "White people own bowling."

Barack Obama proved on a recent trip to Pennsylvania that bowling is still a safe haven for "white" athletes. After Barack ended his game with a low score of 37, white patrons of Pleasant Valley Recreation Center seemed relieved.
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Funny story: Man Actually Buys and Uses Bowling Alley Condom

Man Actually Buys and Uses Bowling Alley Condom

In a rare event, 27-year-old Glen Harrison actually purchased a condom from the machine in a bowling alley restroom on Friday night.
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