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Funny story:  Mineral Water Leaks Greater Drain Then Pipe Waste

Mineral Water Leaks Greater Drain Then Pipe Waste

Mineral water leaks have today been exposed as the biggest waste of water on the British mainland. Tests have revealed that for every pint of water lost through inadequate infrastructure, 2 more are lost through bottled water. A spokesman for Ten...
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Funny story:  New Bottled Water Launched by Water Utility Company

New Bottled Water Launched by Water Utility Company

A major water supplier in the south of England is launching a new bottled water which it says is as pure as the water you get from your tap. They got the idea after a certain dark fizzy drink manufacturer tried to sell bottles of tap water from Sidcup, in Kent. A spokesperson claims that the major bottled waters are all unpurified and therefore its new water, which it calls Limpido, and is,...
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Funny story:  Recession Dries Up Bottled Water Industry

Recession Dries Up Bottled Water Industry

DALLAS - The Interfederated Bottled Water Manufacturer's of America are beginning to suffer from dry mouth due to the fact that bottled water sales have dropped 98.7 percent in the last ten months. Due to the continued depressed state of the natio...
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Funny story:  Bottled water scam

Bottled water scam

Gallon-sized bottled water jugs have long been a staple product in home emergency kits for times of natural disaster, but over the last several years individually sized bottles have become a $11 billion-a-year business.
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Funny story:  Pepsi Admits Aquafina Is Really Just Tap Water

Pepsi Admits Aquafina Is Really Just Tap Water

Pepsi admitted today what industry watch dogs have long suspected: Aquafina bottled water is really the same thing that you get from your tap. The nation's largest selling bottled water comes from municipal water sources and is no different than...
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