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Rusty Flint Michigan Water Has Become Collectable At $50+ Per Liter

Funny story: Rusty Flint Michigan Water Has Become Collectable At $50+ Per Liter

As the water in Flint Michigan has slowly improved, a cottage industry providing samples of contaminated water has sprung up with the earlier dirtiest samples going to auction on eBay where bidding starts at $50 a liter. Most listings we saw online s...

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A Consumer Advocate Claims Some Bottled Water May Contain As Much As 400 Calories

Funny story: A Consumer Advocate Claims Some Bottled Water May Contain As Much As 400 Calories

CHICAGO - According to The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency there is a consumer advocate who is making an astounding claim regarding bottled drinking water. The ADGA said that Hannibal Linoleum, 49, who works for the consumer advocate group known...

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Miranda Lambert Reveals The Secret To Her Astounding 31 Pound Weight Loss

Funny story: Miranda Lambert Reveals The Secret To Her Astounding 31 Pound Weight Loss

NASHVILLE - Miranda Lambert was so afraid of losing her husband Blake Shelton to some pretty young thing that she decided to go on a diet to get rid of that hefty look. Miranda who stands 5-foot-4-inches tall has been worried for months that Blake...

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Dyson introduce Safe Water

Funny story: Dyson introduce Safe Water

For several million years water has been the most dangerous thing on the planet to humans. Its danger to humans has been in existence far longer than fire, building collapse or turning up to a party in the same dress as that woman from thirty-five wh...

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Mineral Water Leaks Greater Drain Then Pipe Waste

Funny story: Mineral Water Leaks Greater Drain Then Pipe Waste

Mineral water leaks have today been exposed as the biggest waste of water on the British mainland. Tests have revealed that for every pint of water lost through inadequate infrastructure, 2 more are lost through bottled water. A spokesman for Ten...

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New Bottled Water Launched by Water Utility Company

Funny story: New Bottled Water Launched by Water Utility Company

A major water supplier in the south of England is launching a new bottled water which it says is as pure as the water you get from your tap. They got the idea after a certain dark fizzy drink manufacturer tried to sell bottles of tap water from Sidcup, in Kent. A spokesperson claims that the major bottled waters are all unpurified and therefore its new water, which it calls Limpido, and is,...

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Recession Dries Up Bottled Water Industry

Funny story: Recession Dries Up Bottled Water Industry

DALLAS - The Interfederated Bottled Water Manufacturer's of America are beginning to suffer from dry mouth due to the fact that bottled water sales have dropped 98.7 percent in the last ten months. Due to the continued depressed state of the natio...

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Bottled water scam

Funny story: Bottled water scam

Gallon-sized bottled water jugs have long been a staple product in home emergency kits for times of natural disaster, but over the last several years individually sized bottles have become a $11 billion-a-year business.

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Pepsi Admits Aquafina Is Really Just Tap Water

Funny story: Pepsi Admits Aquafina Is Really Just Tap Water

Pepsi admitted today what industry watch dogs have long suspected: Aquafina bottled water is really the same thing that you get from your tap. The nation's largest selling bottled water comes from municipal water sources and is no different than...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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