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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Returns for Another Season

Rajon Rondo Returns for Another Season

BOSTON TD GARDEN, EAST OF EDEN- Boston Celtics media day is always an event filled with superfluous details, except to the trained alchemist eye that knows how to turn dross into gold. Rajon Rondo is back in rare form. He knocked the cockeyed p...
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Funny story: Boston's Rajon Rondo Talks About Being The Lone Celtic

Boston's Rajon Rondo Talks About Being The Lone Celtic

BOSTON - Rajon Rondo had surgery to repair a torn ACL the day after Valentine's Day and reports are that he is still not ready to play and will miss the NBA preseason. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily spoke with the Celtics point gua...
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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Could Be Leaving The Boston Celtics To Become A Detroit Piston

Rajon Rondo Could Be Leaving The Boston Celtics To Become A Detroit Piston

DETROIT - The talk started off as a 'maybe' but it has since intensified to a 'probably' as the Detroit Pistons have expressed an interest in acquiring Boston Celtics guard Rajon Rondo. The Pistons are of course well aware that Rondo is still recu...
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Funny story: The Boston Celtics Are Contemplating A Move To Cincinnati

The Boston Celtics Are Contemplating A Move To Cincinnati

BOSTON - Word out of Beantown is that now that the coach and most of the star players have been traded or have left for greener pastures, the Celtics ownership is thinking about leaving the city of Boston. According to Woody Velcro with The Sports...
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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Reveals He Won't Be Joining Ex-Celtic Ray Allen On The Miami Heat

Rajon Rondo Reveals He Won't Be Joining Ex-Celtic Ray Allen On The Miami Heat

BOSTON - Rajon Rondo said that he will never, ever play for the Miami Heat no matter how much money they offer or how much LeBron James, Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, and Ray Allen beg him. Rondo said that one of the reasons is because it would mean th...
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Funny story: The Boston Celtics Clean House As They Send Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and Jason Terry Packing To The Brooklyn Nets

The Boston Celtics Clean House As They Send Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and Jason Terry Packing To The Brooklyn Nets

BOSTON - Well the Boston Celtics scenery just changed pretty darn quick as the Green team has traded Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and Jason Terry to the Nets of Brooklyn. The three spoke with The Sports Bet Gazette's Zorro La Bamba at a local Lips...
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Funny story: Doc Rivers' Wish Came Through - He's Leaving The Boston Celtics For The Los Angeles Clippers

Doc Rivers' Wish Came Through - He's Leaving The Boston Celtics For The Los Angeles Clippers

BOSTON - The coach of the Boston Celtics, Doc Rivers, has finally got his wish. He has been traded to the Los Angeles Clippers and he is about as happy as Wynonna Judd sitting in a pile of fried okra and tater tots. Rivers was traded for a 2015, 8...
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Funny story: Boston Celtic's Coach Doc Rivers and Kevin Garnett Want To Head West To The L.A. Clippers

Boston Celtic's Coach Doc Rivers and Kevin Garnett Want To Head West To The L.A. Clippers

BOSTON - The Boston Celtics have been burning up the phone lines trying to deal Kevin Garnett and Coach Doc Rivers to The Los Angeles Clippers. Both Rivers and Garnett would love to head out West and play in Tinsel Town where the possibility for d...
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Funny story: Celtics Sign Pope Francis as New Point Guard

Celtics Sign Pope Francis as New Point Guard

VATICAN CITY- In a shameless move to win a papal dispensation, the Boston Celtics signed Pope Francis as a replacement for Kevin Garnett. The Celtics don't expect the Pope, who will wear Number One, to walk on water, but they do expect him to perf...
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Funny story: Boston Celtics Player Arrested For Brandishing A Handgun - He Says It Was A Water Pistol

Boston Celtics Player Arrested For Brandishing A Handgun - He Says It Was A Water Pistol

KENT, Washington - Boston Celtics guard Terrence Williams (#55) spent last year playing basketball in China, and the way things look he may end up back in the land where Chinese food was invented. According to Sporting Chance Magazine, the mother...
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Funny story: Blake Griffin & Rajon Rondo Starring in Fantasyland

Blake Griffin & Rajon Rondo Starring in Fantasyland

No sooner was the Boston Celtic playoff season over than the Silly Season began. Let it be noted that we had a slight brain orgasm over the trade rumor that would send Blake Griffin to Boston. We have visions of sugarplum fairies dancing in our he...
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Funny story: Old Man of the Mountain & Old Men of the Celtics

Old Man of the Mountain & Old Men of the Celtics

Let's count the ways Danny Ainge can blow up the Celtics. No matter what hard-nosed plan the GM may create, nothing could match the grit the face of the Celtics displayed at the end. In the end they collapsed into a field of rubble, like New Hamps...
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Funny story: Calling Dr. Jordan Crawford, Head Case Proctologist

Calling Dr. Jordan Crawford, Head Case Proctologist

Noted proctologist and expert in choke holds, Jordan Crawford, the latest irritant in the Celtics universe, seems to have diagnosed a major hole in the game of the New York Knicks. Being a friendly sort, Crawford tried to give a prognosis to Carme...
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Funny story: Knicks Faint at Graveside of Celtics

Knicks Faint at Graveside of Celtics

The New York Knicks have a macabre sense of humor, with all the players arriving at Madison Square Garden dressed in black. They looked like that little Dickens of a David Copperfield leading a funeral procession. We almost expected to hear Johnny...
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Funny story: Boston Celtics Up for the Count

Boston Celtics Up for the Count

The Celtics looked at the runes of the calendar: the Mayans were claiming the Green team was at the end of days. You could read Revelations and find fairly much the same predictions: the Celtics were down three to zero to the New York Knicks, and...
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Funny story: Former Boston Celtics Player Comes Out of The Sports Closet and Admits He's Gay

Former Boston Celtics Player Comes Out of The Sports Closet and Admits He's Gay

WASHINGTON, D.C. - There has been all kinds of innuendo, speculation, and rumors as to who would be the first player from one of the four professional sports to come out of the closet. Well ladies and gentlemen, you can hold your calls as we have...
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Funny story: Celtics Look Like Jack the Ripper's Victims

Celtics Look Like Jack the Ripper's Victims

The Celtics are taking on water faster than it can be bailed. If you want to bail out the Celtics, have a miracle sent in from Fatima, Lourdes, or the Mount of Olives. Ask Rajon Rondo to put on his superman suit, replete in green. With the ever...
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Funny story: Rondo Parked on Bench for Playoffs

Rondo Parked on Bench for Playoffs

Rajon Rondo returned to the Celtics for the first game of the playoffs. Unfortunately, he served as a coach far more than a cheerleader. As Doc Rivers told the assembled multitudes of media, Rondo knew all the Knick plays and could direct traffic...
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