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Funny story:  Blake Griffin & Rajon Rondo Starring in Fantasyland

Blake Griffin & Rajon Rondo Starring in Fantasyland

No sooner was the Boston Celtic playoff season over than the Silly Season began. Let it be noted that we had a slight brain orgasm over the trade rumor that would send Blake Griffin to Boston. We have visions of sugarplum fairies dancing in our he...
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Funny story:  Old Man of the Mountain & Old Men of the Celtics

Old Man of the Mountain & Old Men of the Celtics

Let's count the ways Danny Ainge can blow up the Celtics. No matter what hard-nosed plan the GM may create, nothing could match the grit the face of the Celtics displayed at the end. In the end they collapsed into a field of rubble, like New Hamps...
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Funny story:  Calling Dr. Jordan Crawford, Head Case Proctologist

Calling Dr. Jordan Crawford, Head Case Proctologist

Noted proctologist and expert in choke holds, Jordan Crawford, the latest irritant in the Celtics universe, seems to have diagnosed a major hole in the game of the New York Knicks. Being a friendly sort, Crawford tried to give a prognosis to Carme...
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Funny story:  Knicks Faint at Graveside of Celtics

Knicks Faint at Graveside of Celtics

The New York Knicks have a macabre sense of humor, with all the players arriving at Madison Square Garden dressed in black. They looked like that little Dickens of a David Copperfield leading a funeral procession. We almost expected to hear Johnny...
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Funny story:  Boston Celtics Up for the Count

Boston Celtics Up for the Count

The Celtics looked at the runes of the calendar: the Mayans were claiming the Green team was at the end of days. You could read Revelations and find fairly much the same predictions: the Celtics were down three to zero to the New York Knicks, and...
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Funny story:  Former Boston Celtics Player Comes Out of The Sports Closet and Admits He's Gay

Former Boston Celtics Player Comes Out of The Sports Closet and Admits He's Gay

WASHINGTON, D.C. - There has been all kinds of innuendo, speculation, and rumors as to who would be the first player from one of the four professional sports to come out of the closet. Well ladies and gentlemen, you can hold your calls as we have...
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Funny story:  Celtics Look Like Jack the Ripper's Victims

Celtics Look Like Jack the Ripper's Victims

The Celtics are taking on water faster than it can be bailed. If you want to bail out the Celtics, have a miracle sent in from Fatima, Lourdes, or the Mount of Olives. Ask Rajon Rondo to put on his superman suit, replete in green. With the ever...
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Funny story:  Rondo Parked on Bench for Playoffs

Rondo Parked on Bench for Playoffs

Rajon Rondo returned to the Celtics for the first game of the playoffs. Unfortunately, he served as a coach far more than a cheerleader. As Doc Rivers told the assembled multitudes of media, Rondo knew all the Knick plays and could direct traffic...
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Funny story:  Celtics Knock Knicks Knack

Celtics Knock Knicks Knack

All the Celtics are pointing out the New York Knickerbockers are better than anything seen since Washington Irving penned a few tales about the breed. When it comes to false modesty, the Celtics take the prize. If the series comes down to smack-ta...
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Funny story:  Stephen Hawking Picks the Celtics in Deep Six

Stephen Hawking Picks the Celtics in Deep Six

Famed scientist Stephen Hawking, a kin of Albert Einstein in the cosmology of odds and evens, has claimed the Boston Celtics' fate is in the hands of quantum fluctuations. Hawking told an audience of eggheads whose brain is in the shape of a baske...
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Funny story:  Heat & Celtics Snooze & Stretch in Playoff Preview

Heat & Celtics Snooze & Stretch in Playoff Preview

A preview of the playoffs between the Celtics and the Heat did not happen on Friday night. Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce did not play as their heels were aching from playing another 18 holes of golf in Miami. That Florida sunshine can sap your ene...
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Funny story:  Rondo Throws Pearls of Wisdom Before Swine

Rondo Throws Pearls of Wisdom Before Swine

When Rajon Rondo speaks, everyone listens-more or less. In his first major interview since tearing his ACL and finding himself out in the cold and out for the season, Rondo spoke to ESPN, knowing his words will be parsed with all the interest...
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Funny story:  Mix and Match Red Sox and Celtics: You Can't Tell Them Apart

Mix and Match Red Sox and Celtics: You Can't Tell Them Apart

BOSTON-- We were struck on the first game of the season for the Red Sox that they could easily change roles with counterparts on the Boston Celtics. Obviously we have been drawing parallels between Rajon Rondo and Jacoby Ellsbury for years. This...
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Funny story:  President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Mitt Romney

President Obama Makes An NBA Bet With Mitt Romney

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is smiling from ear-to-ear after having made an NBA bet with the man he defeated in the 2012 presidential election, Mitt Romney. President Obama said that he was sitting in the backyard at the White House enjoyin...
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Funny story:  Rondo Resurrects in Boston

Rondo Resurrects in Boston

Rajon Rondo returned to Boston in time for Easter. No, this was not a resurrection. Rajon was sitting on the bench in a spiffy green and black stripe jersey and dark sports coat. He won't be playing again until end of summer. The final ten gam...
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Funny story:  The Miami Heat Have Now Won 24 In A Row!

The Miami Heat Have Now Won 24 In A Row!

CLEVELAND - The Miami Heat blew into the City on Lake Erie and melted the place as they won their 24th game in a row by beating the Cleveland Cavaliers 98-95. The Heat managed to overcome a 27 point deficit in the third quarter but showed that the...
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Funny story:  Ray Allen & Wes Welker Hightail It Out of New England

Ray Allen & Wes Welker Hightail It Out of New England

Like Ray Allen of the Celtics, Wes Welker of the Patriots took the first stagecoach out of Dodge. Celtics coach Doc Rivers said, "Say it ain't so, Wes." He too saw the parallel of a major star on a successful team choosing to leave town. Ray Al...
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Funny story:  Kevin Garnett's Big Secret is Out of the Closet

Kevin Garnett's Big Secret is Out of the Closet

CELTICS NATION-Kevin Garnett hit a three pointer for the second game in a row. This has been treated in some circles like a man coming out of the proverbial closet wearing a feather boa. The shock has been palatable. Fans in Celtic Nation have beg...
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