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Mukluks and Flip Flops at the NHL Finals

We accept the fact that, when your hometown team is knocked out of the playoffs, the season is generally over. This is never truer than for basketball and hockey. By the time the midnight sun rises, you start to hum the old refrain, "Wait till nex...

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Boston Bruins: Cinderfellas with Glass Skates

Like Cinderella at the Ball, the Boston Bruins have lost their glass slipper, and slipped on their fat ass. Some fans might say the Bruins were never ready to meet Prince Charming's Stanley Cup after this dropped puck at the ball. If misery likes...

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Tyler Seguin Keeps on Dancing

Leave it to Boston's favorite slob to prove he is a master of the photobomb. During some free time between games, Boston Bruin Tyler Seguin was on the ice for some positive PR. Winner of a contest to spend a few breathless moments with Seguin f...

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Boston Bruins Snowed Out

The Boston Bruins have canceled a game because of the overnight blizzard in Boston. The Bruins estimated that two-thirds of the seats at the arena would be empty because the rapid transit was not running. Fans are irate. They would be there becau...

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Food Network Excited by Tyler Seguin Incident at Bruins-Devils Game

As the puck went flying into the net with the amazing penalty shot by Tyler Seguin, something else went flying past the net. Johan Hedberg was in the net for the Devils, and it might have looked like a head of iceberg lettuce to him. It went skipp...

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Boston's Slob of the Year: Tyler Seguin

Tyler Seguin, handsome young 20-year-old star of the Boston Bruins, has faced the music on Twitter. He denies he is a slob, deemed such by an international panel of housemaids. In one of the dirtiest scandals of the strike-laden months of hockey,...

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Bruins fan reacts to Tim Thomas's Facebook rants with threats to harm puppies

29-year-old Jack McNeill took to his own Facebook page in a heartfelt and somewhat psychotic reaction to his fallen idol's rants. The self-proclaimed Puck Head and former Timmy Thomas die hard reacted harshly when he saw that once again, Tim Thom...

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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