Boston, MA - During the formal sentencing phase of Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokar Tsarnaev, a courtroom full of weeping families and victims of the tragedy finally heard from the mass murderer who had shattered their lives, two long years ago.
rfreed - Good day, Mrs. T! Thank you for agreeing to do this interview with us.
Mrs. T - You should be thankful, you American sensationalist pig.
rfreed - Um.... well, that gets things off to a rousing start! As long as we are on the subject, why did your family come to America?
Mrs. T - We came here to experience the American Dream.
rfreed - Oh, you mean experiencing freedom and the i...
The FBI revealed today that more DNA had been found on bomb fragments found at the scene of the Boston Bombing. Three of them so far have been identified as employees at a mega-mart in upstate New York, a telemarketer from India, and four from a "swe...
WASHINGTON, DC - "Let me tell you: the Irish know more than a useful thing or two about the infamous butt burp, and that's saying something!" said U.S. Vice-President Joe Biden while speaking from the podium in his eulogy to fallen MIT police off...
Boston, MA - Authorities report that hundreds--perhaps thousands--of Boston residents are still hunkered down, in hiding due to orders to "Shelter In Place".
"Ahhyup, lots a folks just haven't got the word, that it's safe to come back out" confir...
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