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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter 100 - The 6th Floor

Born to Spoof: Chapter 100 - The 6th Floor

Skoob was dead right, things had changed, the Gerbils were now everywhere and they were even bigger than before. One blocking our path up the stairs looked to be 800 stone. One turned towards us and it glared...right through my soul. "They've got so many now, you can't move a milli-second without one having it's nose up your ass," said J.O., standing right behind me, "They re-engineered them, n...
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Funny story: Born To Spoof: Chapter 99 The Return to Insanity

Born To Spoof: Chapter 99 The Return to Insanity

The snow fell through the black soot in the air of the mean streets of East London. It was Christmas Eve, yet the only thought on my mind was this: Is it possible to de-clone a clone? I was in my usual melancholy self as I shuffled through the slush towards The Spoof. I stopped on a street corner and stared at its dingy neon flashing light "The Spoof Writer's Pub", then underneath, "Members On...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: The Prequel Sequel: Chapter 1 Ghadaffi's Place

Born to Spoof: The Prequel Sequel: Chapter 1 Ghadaffi's Place

It was dark and stormy night. I shuffled into the Spoof Bar and Grill, depressed beyond belief. I was scheduled by Mark for a junket to Libya, Tunisia, Egypt, Bahrain, Yemen and then Iran, in that order. Each of course depended upon successfully getting a story without being killed before moving on. Skoob filled my mug without waiting for me to sit on a bar stool. I sat, picked up the frothy mu...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: the Finale: At World's End

Born to Spoof: the Finale: At World's End

15 minutes until Annihilation. Limbo Being completely trapped in limbo space, with nothing but the rainbow haired vixen for company, didn't seem like that bad a deal on paper. Being trapped in a timeless region, of which I could never escape, whilst time collapsed around me, however, was something else entirely. "I'd say we have fifteen minutes of paradise left Masterchev," 3.5 nodded...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter Fourteen: The Life and Death of Mark Lowton

Born to Spoof: Chapter Fourteen: The Life and Death of Mark Lowton

"I bloody hope that's not innuendo," I remarked wryly, watching as #3 and her quartet of clones entered our cell. Jean La Fete was the first to approach the woman who held his heart in her palm. "Honey, why do we keep fighting like this?" he muttered sadly. "I can change my ways. Cut the alcohol. Get rid of that bloody portrait of Dean Martin if I must," "You have a portrait of Dean Martin?...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof Sequel Chapter 13: Get Thee To A Nunnery! Or The Laughing Buddah Laughs Last!

Born to Spoof Sequel Chapter 13: Get Thee To A Nunnery! Or The Laughing Buddah Laughs Last!

Somewhere in the bowels of a medieval nunnery... "There, there now Marsha is a lovely name, so much better than Mark." "But you don't understand sister Margo, I'm not cut out to be a nun, I'm an....I'm an..." "Yes, go on my child.." "I'm an evil internet Spoof magazine editor! There, now you know. I'm very powerful back in London you know, they all fear me." "Oh my dear, you must no...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof The Sequel: Chapter 12 The Beautiful The Gullible and The Hideous

Born to Spoof The Sequel: Chapter 12 The Beautiful The Gullible and The Hideous

The Beautiful It felt to good to be true, though he could not see through the blindfold. A thousand fingers touching every inch of Mark's nude body.Then he was lifted through the air as if he were a feather. He felt something like silk slide over his feet up to near his loins. Then over his arms and head a garment settled around his mid-riff. He felt it laced tightly, squeezing his abdomen...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter Eleven: Rebirth

Born to Spoof: Chapter Eleven: Rebirth

The light from the window seemed to be coming from a tiny little cabin. Curious, Skoob made his way from out of his hideyhole and pressed his face up against said window. And then gasped. He felt around in his pockets, then sent a message to the one person he felt could help. * Nick Hobbs paced the wreckage of the castle, muttering angrily as he noticed how Number 3.5 and 4 had so far fail...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof - The Sequel - Chapter Ten

Born to Spoof - The Sequel - Chapter Ten

"I need a nun. Forsooth, I have waited so long to admit such a frivolous desire . Now I have said it and there is only ONE nun for me. I yearn, oh how I yearn for her. Your quest, should you accept it, is to search her out and deliver her to me," said the mysterious being in a voice that sounded much like Skooby Doo after sucking in helium. Morse and Jeanlefete coughed in unison, each grabb...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof Sequel: Chapter 9 Dark Ages

Born to Spoof Sequel: Chapter 9 Dark Ages

When Mark finally came to he was in a white room on a ornate white poster bed. Bright sun shone through huge gothic castle windows and glinted off of the padlock that held his ropes taught. A light fog hung just off of the floor, making the whole thing seem very dream like to him. The ceiling was easily 60 feet tall, with paintings of angels. "Your awake," said a soft gentle voice, but he could...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter Eight: In Memoriam

Born to Spoof: Chapter Eight: In Memoriam

Sharing a cell with Jean La Fete was a bit like being Chandler in Friends. Alright for a bit, until you start getting all lovesick. Then it all goes pear-shaped. So whilst lover boy La Fete was mooching around the three by three cell, I found myself slowly trying to map out my life on the concrete floor. "Jean, what did you say my name was?" I asked, watching as the Dean Martin lookalike att...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof - Chapter 7: The Best Laid Plans

Born to Spoof - Chapter 7: The Best Laid Plans

Meanwhile, down the street in an old abandoned sawmill, Charpa was busy at work on a plan. No one had noticed the big burly brute who had been arriving nightly with several truckloads full of wooden planks of all sizes. Charpa had a plan "and a damned good plan at that," she thought to herself as she watched the wood being stacked in the corner haphazardly. "This is a good a plan as we have, seein...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter 6 - New Olde World

Born to Spoof: Chapter 6 - New Olde World

Looking out the cell window Masterchev watched in amazement. #4 she'd hit the ground so lightly from her horse, it was as if the gravity didn't affect her the way it did the rest of us mortals. "Hmmmm," thought Masterchev, "mortals...portals,...gerbils?" There was something stirring in his mind, he felt different somehow, more powerful, yet he couldn't put his finger on it as he watched #4. She...
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Funny story: Born To Spoof: Chapter 4: Memory Games

Born To Spoof: Chapter 4: Memory Games

It was over pretty quickly, which is a sentence which shouldn't be interpreted in any other way but for the context of the scenario. For Olivia. Within a second of us whispering "Bugger", 3.5 and 4 soon discovered our little hiding spot. Olivia was pulled out first, followed by myself. "Here's one of them now. Number 3.5, do you have the anomaly reader please?" The woman with the multi...
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Funny story: Born To Spoof: Chapter 3: The Bugger Supremacy

Born To Spoof: Chapter 3: The Bugger Supremacy

Number Four, or Number 4 as she preferred to be known, was a complex woman. Two distinct halves of a personality. In actual fact, if she was to be split down the middle she would be two Number 2's. But as it was, everyone who met her thought she was a complete Number 2, so therefore a Number 4. But that's just getting confusing. Her personalities were split like a pro's legs on pay-day. Half of...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: Chapter 2: New World

Born to Spoof: Chapter 2: New World

Usually when a guy wakes up in someone else's bed, he feels a sense of unease and curiosity. My eyes wide open, I observed the thatched roof first. Kinda itchy I suppose. Not as itchy as the bloody bedsheets were. The door opened, and in walked a rather slim and pretty woman wearing what appeared to be a dress. "Signor Blanco, I apologise for disturbing you, but that's nothing compared t...
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Funny story: Born to Spoof: The Portal's Secrets - Chapter 1

Born to Spoof: The Portal's Secrets - Chapter 1

Wales- Masterchev was at the bar waiting for his favorite Wale's Ale. Skoob pulled the special lever, releasing the amber liquid from its specially made cask made from virgin teak wood imported from Thailand. The two stared at the glass and regarded each other. Masterchev tried to think of the words to confront his sorrow as he lifted the glass to his lips. Jeanlefete had vanished over a month...
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Funny story: Born To Spoof: Chapter 11 - This Isn't Mogadishu

Born To Spoof: Chapter 11 - This Isn't Mogadishu

I hate being blown up. Explosions make me all giddy and dizzy and shit - and I mean, to be honest, I don't know what I'm doing most of the time, and explosions just complicate things. Like now. I should be in Mogadishu buying moonshine for the Oasis, but this can't be Mogadishu because there aren't any skinny blokes riding about in pickup trucks with machine guns. And now I've got some cl...
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