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Yeltsin's not-so-masterplan

Funny story: Yeltsin's not-so-masterplan

According to the Global EPA, the amount of annual gross domestic waste produced by humans reached a nauseating 17,855 tons, with China contributing to two-thirds of said figure. Due to the general strike of the Chinese Tampon manufacturers women...

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Boris Yeltsin cuts European gas supply

Funny story: Boris Yeltsin cuts European gas supply

Boris Yeltsin's liver has exploded just days after being buried at the Novodevichy cemetery in Russia.

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Alan Ball/Boris Yeltsin Funerals Mix-up

Funny story: Alan Ball/Boris Yeltsin Funerals Mix-up

There was confusion today on both sides of the Iron Curtain over the funerals of ex-Russian President Boris Yeltsin, and former England World Cup winner Alan Ball, who is dead.

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Vodka producers mourn the passing of Boris Yeltsin

Funny story: Vodka producers mourn the passing of Boris Yeltsin

Moscow - It has been revealed today that the nation's vodka producers face mass lay-offs and possibly bankruptcy due to the unfortunate passing of former Russian President Boris Yeltsin on Monday.

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Russia Buries Yeltsin

Funny story: Russia Buries Yeltsin

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Russia will bury President Boris Yeltsin today. Many past and present officials will attend the funeral. From Britian former prime minister John Major will be at the funeral in a personal capacity while Prince Andrew will als...

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Russians will drink to commemorate Yeltsin

Funny story: Russians will drink to commemorate Yeltsin

Russia has announced a 24 hour day of drinking to commemorate former leader Boris Yeltsin who died this week. All Muscovites will be required to consume a bottle of vodka and stumble around the streets of the capital in a drunken stu...

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Boris Yeltsin Left 'Lying In A State'

Funny story: Boris Yeltsin Left 'Lying In A State'

There was controversy in Moscow this morning over the treatment of the body of ex-Russian President Boris Yeltsin who died yesterday, aged 76.

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Yeltsin Alcohol Poisoning Mystery

Funny story: Yeltsin Alcohol Poisoning Mystery

In a surprising statement today Russian news agency TASS claimed that former Soviet President Boris Yeltsin died from alcohol poisoning. They are investigating a top pathologists claims that the alcohol may have been administered over several years i...

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Death of Boris Yeltsin Triggers Russian Economic Collapse

Funny story: Death of Boris Yeltsin Triggers Russian Economic Collapse

The Russian Federation is in turmoil today after it was announced from the Kremlin that former president Boris Yeltsin has died at the age of 76.

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Bush leads tributes pouring in for Yeltsin

Funny story: Bush leads tributes pouring in for Yeltsin

Moscow - (Rioters): Tributes have began pouring in for former Russian President Boris Yeltsin who died earlier this morning after a lengthy career drinking for his country.

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Boris Yeltsin dies of alcohol deprivation

Funny story: Boris Yeltsin dies of alcohol deprivation

Moscow - (Ass Messki): In a stunning St George's Day development the Kremlin has announced that former Russian President Boris and Olympic-standard vodka drinker Boris Yeltsin has died.

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