The 2013 Virgin London Marathon due to be run this Sunday has been cancelled at short notice. The event which raises millions of pounds for charity as well as being a showcase for top international athletes has fallen victim to a lack of available po...
Bullingdon Club toff was 'bashed up' on the Andrew Marr show by interviewer Eddie Mair. Dishevelled mop haired Boris was interrogated by Mair about his personal life and his lies and dubious moral behaviour.
Poor Boris had expected to be interv...
Londoners have shown their Masonite enabling love of the true blue yet again by electing the mop top Tory blond Boris Gudenuf for another turd, or is that term?
The leather faced goodbye boy Lank Kivington said it had been a good blow job by blow...
The fabulous Lord Mayor of London, circus artist, aristocrat and TV quiz show host, Boris Johnson, has come out of his closet to support Starbucks Coffee in their bid to pay 20 million quid corporation tax!
He has requested that the UK public shou...
Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg is outraged by Tory plans to force him to compete on 'Celebrity Big Bother' early next year in a plan to raise the profile of the coalition government.
The move follows the success of right leaning Tory Nadine D...
PM, David Cameron, who seems to have fallen out of love with Nick Clegg, has been constantly "wooing" BOJO, alias Boris Johnson, the RT Hon "Mare" of London, to come and spend a night or two at Chequers with him.
It seems David is quite lonely sin...
The Monster Raving Loony Party leader Alan "Howling Laud" Hope is preparing to make his speech to the party conference at a time of crisis for the party. Over the last two years the main stream political parties have been encroaching on the Loonies b...
Plans are well advanced for Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, to be buried under the new third runway at London Airport.
The offer to Boris of a seat in the House of Lords in return for his silence on the issue has been turned down despite the title...
David Cameron was lying low this morning after the mother of all cabinet shuffles saw him in more trouble than Kevin Peterson after all those disloyal tweets to the Saffers.
Cameron sacked Transport Secretary Justine Greening, and was mortified to...
A massive swathe of London is to be converted into one huge airport with seven hundred runways after an argument between Boris Johnson and Patrick McLoughlin escalated. Please note, that Patrick has no relation to Colleen Rooney nee McLoughlin. This...
Floppy haired part-time 'Night-Mayor of London' Morris Johnson today admitted to close friends to a string of errors in the London 2012 Closing Ceremony.
The cloth-eared Mayor, who has continually embarrassed the Capital since wrangling the job f...
With the Olympics in full swing, London Mayor, Boris Johnson, is being called on to be at a dozen photo-shoots a day, and even with the Olympic cycle lanes in London he is finding it impossible to get to every engagement on time.
Instead, Madam Tu...
The British people had a dramatic change of heart last night and suddenly got behind the Olympic Games being hosted in the East of London.
The incredible u-turn came after American Presidential candidate Mitt Romney questioned whether Britain was...
An assassination attempt on the Prime Minister's life was at first suspected this afternoon as he was sitting in the Grandstand at Wimbledon's Centre Court watching today's men's singles tennis final taking place there.
Police bodyguards rushed t...
MP Louise Mensch has admitted taking hard drugs in her youth that "messed with my brain".
The high-profile Tory backbencher and chick-lit author told of her past after being asked about Justice Secretary Ken Clarke's claim that Britain is losing t...
Metropolitan Police Commissioner Bernard Hogan-Howe says he will choose his words more carefully when commenting on his police forces vigilance during the upcoming Olympic Games, especially during discussions with Mayor Boris Johnson.
Confusion ar...
Loveable, laughable, but not laudable, buffoon and mayor of London, Boris Johnson has admitted that with only days left before the Olympics is due to begin, that they completely forgot about the equestrian events.
"What can I say?" said Boris, sou...
Mad Mayor Of Olde London TownJorris Bohnson has taken a leaf from Dr Zoigbergs famous children's book "Prat In A Cat" and started wearing a large overweight Ginger Tom on his head to official functions.
The overweight tom cat Jorris, well known f...