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Funny story: Bo Jo wibbles, wobbles and flip-flops to remain

Bo Jo wibbles, wobbles and flip-flops to remain

In a shocking development today, Boris Johnson has said he backs the 'remain' campaign. I caught up with him outside the House of Commons amid a whoop of clambering journalists. "Boris..... Boris......" "Hibble wibble bobble bibble" "Yes thank you. Boris, some might say you're sudden U turn is a cynical career move." "Well... Well, what I say to them is, what they should understand...
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Funny story: Farage pulls a pint too many!

Farage pulls a pint too many!

As the leave EU campaign gathers pace driven by a pompous buffoon and ex-London Mayor called BOJO, with his right (extreme) hand cohort, a piss-artist undercover Nazi; it seems as though England and their UK neighbours (who are being dragged into som...
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Funny story: Not only Cameron bunkers tax free goodies in Panama!

Not only Cameron bunkers tax free goodies in Panama!

Mostly prominent, rich and very corrupt people tend to bunker their bucks in tax havens scattered all over the planet, but there are exceptions to this rule of the elite, Jaggedone! Yes Mr Cameron, you are not alone because to avoid paying any tax...
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Funny story: Popularity Rating Of Boris Johnson Plummets In Wake Of EU Referendum Campaign

Popularity Rating Of Boris Johnson Plummets In Wake Of EU Referendum Campaign

Recent polls have confirmed that the popularity of Boris Johnson amongst the British public has dramatically declined since 22nd February 2016. 'I'd never thought too hard about it,' said John Smith, a typical UK resident, 'but, in the past, me mi...
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Funny story: Boris Johnson and supper chums asked to leave Toppo's Restaurant after lewd comments

Boris Johnson and supper chums asked to leave Toppo's Restaurant after lewd comments

Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, announced at Toppo's Restaurant in WC1 yesterday that the word Conservatory is a combo of the words Conservative and Tory. He reminded his supper dining chums that conservatories originated in the 16th century when...
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Funny story: Cameron promises not to serve third term

Cameron promises not to serve third term

The Conservative Party UK has just announced that David Cameron has promised not to serve a third term as PM, YES! After the announcement was made towns all over the country are planning street parties, celebrations and firework displays in a show...
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Funny story: Riderless Bicycles in London by 2020

Riderless Bicycles in London by 2020

Boris Johnson as vowed that riderless bicycles will be common on UK streets by 2020, and has printed 50 million pounds of public funds toward the project. The bicycles, the result of a government think tank on new pedastrain propulsion systems, wi...
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Funny story: Britain begs US to keep Boris Johnson!

Britain begs US to keep Boris Johnson!

CIA HQ in London has just received a newsflash from the Mayor's residence. Boris Johnson kept his mouth shut for 1 second and only hot air came out, astonishing! Star CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) snob reporter, Sir Cock of Roachford, infiltrated Bo Jo's boudoir through his pink coloured en-suite bog, and found him standing naked (not a pretty sight) in front of the mirror singing the US...
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Funny story: ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

ISIS to Sue Boris Johnson over "Wankers" Jibe

Boris Johnson has peered into the secret findings of MI5's best brains and concluded that ISIS members are porn-watching, sexually frustrated, psychologically maladjusted males. In a recent interview in the Sun according to the London mayor, they are...
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Funny story: Boris Johnson unveils plans for removing the north south divide

Boris Johnson unveils plans for removing the north south divide

Boris Johnson has announced that if he is becomes leader of the Conservative Party, his first act will be to solve the North South Divide. "This is a terrible situation," said Johnson. "People in the North rarely get a chance to wash, work down pi...
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Funny story: Cameron 'Always Destined for Greatness'

Cameron 'Always Destined for Greatness'

The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, along with numerous other long-standing acquaintances, have hinted for the first time, recently, that their old Etonian chum, David Cameron, was always destined for greatness. In an interview following the Scott...
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Funny story: Boris Says "Yes, I did steal the Manhole cover, but it wasn't a leadership coup in disguise"

Boris Says "Yes, I did steal the Manhole cover, but it wasn't a leadership coup in disguise"

Boris Johnson has admitted that he was the cheeky prankster who stole a manhole cover from outside David Cameron's Downing Street House, but he denies trying to remove him from Power. The announcement came after David Cameron was tonight to hospi...
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Funny story: "Robot Boris" Toy Sales Break All Records

"Robot Boris" Toy Sales Break All Records

Fukoyomo Toys' latest electronic pet is Bro Boris, the robotic Boris Johnson that responds to touch and care. Available in both white and black, Bro shows its emotions with eye animation, lights, sound, and wiggling of its arse and ears like the real...
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Funny story: London Mayor Boris Johnson has denied that he plans to run for Pope next year

London Mayor Boris Johnson has denied that he plans to run for Pope next year

Boris, who has been in charge of the nation's capital for several years now and is well-known for his unruly hair, eccentric way of talking and extra marital affairs, says that he has never considered being Pope and would not be qualified for the job...
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Funny story: Putin Says Air Crash Snow Plough Was Cleared For Take Off

Putin Says Air Crash Snow Plough Was Cleared For Take Off

Another tragic accident was narrowly avoided yesterday when a new vodka fuelled snow plough driver took off in his flying snow plough in front of a plane carrying Ukranian VIPs. It turned out that the snow plough, flown by an ex-alcoholic ex-pilot, h...
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Funny story: Scotland poised to pay out millions if they say Yes

Scotland poised to pay out millions if they say Yes

If the Scots votes Yes to an Independent Scotland in September, they are facing a huge bill from the rest of the UK. "We're going to charge the Scots for the cost of removing Scotland from the UK," said Boris Johnson, momentarily forgetting his us...
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Funny story: Johnson Away: Boris Caught On Tinder

Johnson Away: Boris Caught On Tinder

London's worst kept secret is out as the world now knows that Boris Johnson is a regular user of fuck free-for-all application Tinder. The news ironically broke to groans across the country, with Boris's scheduled appearances being cancelled, as w...
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Funny story: Ukraine Tank Congestion Solved by Mayor of London

Ukraine Tank Congestion Solved by Mayor of London

The innovative and flamboyant Ccmedy star and Mayor of London, Boris Johnson has returned from a successful mission in Russia and The Ukraine to solve the problematic tank congestion crisis. Exasperated Tank Commanders with nowhere to park have b...
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