Langley, Va - "Hell hath no fury as a Borg Queen scorned!" is how one intelligence analyst put it as news of David Petraeus' sudden departure broke.
Speaking to reporters this morning Official Shrink to the CIA Professor Einstein Flintstone descri...
Oh my God!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!!
Stop the presses! This is too big.....
Some how, some way we've got to stop the election!
I've just discovered something …....something terrible!
Something you won't believe.
I'm at an off loading dock in Oakland for container ships.
I'm typing this on my cell phone.
The Chinese.....oh my God!!.... The Red Chinese have totally infiltrated the election!
NBC revealed its plans for a February launch of The Home Office - a spin-off of the popular Thursday night sitcom The Office. This new version will offer a semi-humorous look at a frustrated telecommuter as he works from home in hi...
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