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Horny Think Tank?

Funny story: Horny Think Tank?

An all Male Think Tank demands a week off a month or every six weeks as they are feeling frustration and need to rest their brains for awhile. "We are making some great discoveries but we need a short week every now and then to give our brains a r...

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The Manuscripts of John A Statusboast III

Heya OMG I just had that awkward moment when you're so bored that you forget to wipe, ooh smelly fingers. Anyway I got so bored that I came on Facebook, but then Facebook bored me so I logged off but then I got bored so I went on Facebook, soooo random right? Gonna have myself a big Facebook mooch tonight. I've got the popcorn on tap and a whole case of blue wkd's. Mom's gonna be so pissed when...

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Boredom is Communicable according to a new Study

Funny story: Boredom is Communicable according to a new Study

The boredom epidemic that has been sweeping South Wales has reached Cumbria. "Obviously, the epidemic has made significant progress in a very short time," said Doctor Fantastico, who has been tasked with finding the cause of the epidemic and stopp...

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Boredom claims its fifth victim

Funny story: Boredom claims its fifth victim

With the weather across Great Britain continuing to deteriorate, boredom with being stuck inside with depressing weather outside has claimed it's fifth victim of the weekend. "It's becoming an epidemic," said PC Bacup of the South Wales Police dep...

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"It's Cool To Be Bored" Says Woman With Big Tits

Funny story: "It's Cool To Be Bored" Says Woman With Big Tits

A woman whose profile describes herself as having 'lovely big tits' today announced on an internet social networking website that it is cool to be bored. In a radical departure from social norms, the woman described how she was sick and tired of r...

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Man Dies of Boredom at Work

A 32 year old male office worker died today after overdosing on Excel spreadsheets. The dead man's boss had earlier warned his employee "I tried to stop him, I really did. He started off small, inserting columns and deleting rows. But then he learnt...

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Meh wins 'Expression of Nonchalance' award for second year

Funny story: Meh wins 'Expression of Nonchalance' award for second year

In a hard fought battle, the word Meh has just pipped a silent shrug to the title of Expession of Nonchalance 2009. Meh has been a favourite for the title since it easily beat the previous titleholder Whatever in 2007. At the awards held in Londo...

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Man buys Wii - gets bored within days

Funny story: Man buys Wii - gets bored within days

A man from Liverpool, England, has today shockingly admitted to already being bored with the the Nintendo Wii he bought just five days ago. The man, Kevin Skelton, says that he's surprised by the rapid onset of ennui: "I bought it having seen peop...

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Akrit Jaswal, The 12-Year-Old Indian Doctor, Finds Cure For Boredom

Funny story: Akrit Jaswal, The 12-Year-Old Indian Doctor, Finds Cure For Boredom

Akrit Jaswal, the 12-year-old Indian boy, who has all the medical knowledge and experience of all the UK's doctors put together, has made a significant breakthrough in the search for a cure for boredom. Akrit is thought to have an IQ higher than E...

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Three Bored To Death In Atapalgus, Georgia

Funny story: Three Bored To Death In Atapalgus, Georgia

Junie Deloris Morris of Atapalgus, Georgia, who has her family scrapbook prominently displayed on her coffee table at all times, gives the impression that her life is not only bearable, but has even been pleasant at times, sources not particularly cl...

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Savile Badgers Woman Into Coma

A 24 year old woman has today revealed that a sex session with aging TV star Jimmy Savile was so intense that it caused her to pass out. She did not regain consciousness for three weeks. Speaking from her hospital bed, Wendy Marks of Routlidge,...

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