Heya OMG I just had that awkward moment when you're so bored that you forget to wipe, ooh smelly fingers. Anyway I got so bored that I came on Facebook, but then Facebook bored me so I logged off but then I got bored so I went on Facebook, soooo random right?
Gonna have myself a big Facebook mooch tonight. I've got the popcorn on tap and a whole case of blue wkd's. Mom's gonna be so pissed when...
The boredom epidemic that has been sweeping South Wales has reached Cumbria.
"Obviously, the epidemic has made significant progress in a very short time," said Doctor Fantastico, who has been tasked with finding the cause of the epidemic and stopp...
With the weather across Great Britain continuing to deteriorate, boredom with being stuck inside with depressing weather outside has claimed it's fifth victim of the weekend.
"It's becoming an epidemic," said PC Bacup of the South Wales Police dep...
A woman whose profile describes herself as having 'lovely big tits' today announced on an internet social networking website that it is cool to be bored.
In a radical departure from social norms, the woman described how she was sick and tired of r...
A 32 year old male office worker died today after overdosing on Excel spreadsheets. The dead man's boss had earlier warned his employee "I tried to stop him, I really did. He started off small, inserting columns and deleting rows. But then he learnt...
In a hard fought battle, the word Meh has just pipped a silent shrug to the title of Expession of Nonchalance 2009. Meh has been a favourite for the title since it easily beat the previous titleholder Whatever in 2007.
At the awards held in Londo...
A man from Liverpool, England, has today shockingly admitted to already being bored with the the Nintendo Wii he bought just five days ago. The man, Kevin Skelton, says that he's surprised by the rapid onset of ennui:
"I bought it having seen peop...
Akrit Jaswal, the 12-year-old Indian boy, who has all the medical knowledge and experience of all the UK's doctors put together, has made a significant breakthrough in the search for a cure for boredom.
Akrit is thought to have an IQ higher than E...
Junie Deloris Morris of Atapalgus, Georgia, who has her family scrapbook prominently displayed on her coffee table at all times, gives the impression that her life is not only bearable, but has even been pleasant at times, sources not particularly cl...
A 24 year old woman has today revealed that a sex session with aging TV star Jimmy Savile was so intense that it caused her to pass out. She did not regain consciousness for three weeks.
Speaking from her hospital bed, Wendy Marks of Routlidge,...