PHOENIX - It appears that many citizens of Arizona, Republicans as well as Democrats, have just about had their fill of the lame duck antics of Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer.
Many are saying that it is apparent that Brewer has gone off the deep en...
PHOENIX, Arizona - Political Salad Bar Magazine's recent edition had a feature on Arizona's lame duck governor Jan Brewer.
The magazine article written by Sinclair Petaluma stated that that there has never been a more disruptive lame duck governor...
MEXICO CITY - Mexico's Department of Immigration has just made an announcement that has shocked many of the citizens in the USA; especially those living in Arizona.
The DOI has decided that they can no longer afford to house and feed the thousands...
CHEYENNE, WYOMING - Matt Mead, Governor of Wyoming, announced at a press conference today that he has authorized the erection of a 8 foot tall fence stretching along Wyoming's border with Colorado.
"We can't afford to lose any more people," explai...
The Republican National Committee today issued the party's "Statement Of Principles" on immigration. Among its points are:
1) We recognize that our brown brothers and sisters are human beings especially genetically endowed to do stoop labor and pluck chickens in huge farm factories.
2) While we support the work of Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Az, and endorse his concept of a "Te...
MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - In what the news media is calling one of the biggest example of backstabbing in recent history, Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has told close friends that he wants to become the next governor of Arizona.
When asked by Americ...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama announced that he had received a text message from Mexico's President Nacho Winslow asking to borrow $3 million.
President Winslow stated that his country needs the funds in order to continue with their moon shot...
PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just issued her latest governor's directive which she feels will help to get her re-elected.
The governor recently appeared on The Viagra View and she was interviewed by Larry King.
King asked her how she felt...
NOGALES, Mexico - The ad in The Nogales Daily News stated that Señor (NAME DELETED BY EDITOR) was looking for some young men who can toss a football like Eli Manning of the New York Giants and who can catch it like Jay Witten of the Dallas Cowboys.
The secret service in Washington forced a man to lie on the ground and to move away from his backpack after he had jumped the white house fence onto the lawn. CNN was there live to catch the excitement on film, but later learned that the man has don...
Finally a solution to stop the "TERRIS" crisis plaguing the United States. According to the guy that lives behind the rubbish bins, out back down the pub, Headsonpikes Inc. is running a contest offering a free trip to an underground, nucle...
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