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New Injury to Tiger Woods May End Career Leading to Early Retirement at Stud Farm!

Funny story: New Injury to Tiger Woods May End Career Leading to Early Retirement at Stud Farm!

With ailing love machine Tiger Woods forced to withdraw from last weekend's TPC Sawgrass golf Championship with his 4th injury to a fragile fetlock, syndicate owners are now considering putting him out to stud earlier than predicted in order to r...

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The Streets Of Bordello Falls - Part 15

Funny story: The Streets Of Bordello Falls - Part 15

"Make a move man," the man in the red shirt with a big number 7 on the back challenged. "Come on! Do it!" The gunslinger from the far north (Springfield Illinois) and the gunslinger from the west (San Francisco) exchanged glances. They figured that between them, they could take the guy with the turned up collar. "You wanna forget this bro," the man from the north said. The man from the no...

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Bordello falls....Epilogue

Funny story: Bordello falls....Epilogue

The dust kicked up as I staggered into the dilapidated ransacked wooden town following the train tracks long disused, weeds pushing up through the now irregularly spaced sleepers. I pushed my way through a collapsed chain link fence into the town, and headed down the main street. A creaking sign hanging above a partially collapsed building told me I had finally arrived at Bordello Falls. There...

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Bordello Falls ~ An Interlude

Funny story: Bordello Falls ~ An Interlude

Norton Folgate strode confidently, some may say arrogantly, into town as the midday sun burned down from the clear blue sky, his Top Hat perched at a jaunty angle on his head. He didn't care if people thought him arrogant, he was confident of that. There seemed to be a kind of hush all over the town tonight, a strange kind of hush and one that Norton Folgate couldn't quite put his arrogant con...

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Bordello Falls Soundtrack Row Rumbles On

Funny story: Bordello Falls Soundtrack Row Rumbles On

An almighty row has broken out here among the musical community regarding the soundtrack for the upcoming Quentin Tarantino adaptation of Spoof magazine saga Bordello Falls. Some commentators say that Ennio Morricone should be rewarded with the pr...

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The Streets Of Bordello Falls - Chapter (Unlucky For Many) 13

Funny story: The Streets Of Bordello Falls - Chapter (Unlucky For Many) 13

They met on a mesa overlooking the burgeoning township of Bordello Falls. They hadn't met before, at least not that they were aware of. They'd travelled far, one from way out west, and one from the far North. They met at the Junction of twin trails, where many years in the future, a town would be established. But not at this point. They didn't shake hands. Two grizzled men on horses...

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Bordello Falls Saga Still Very Much Alive And Kicking

Funny story: Bordello Falls Saga Still Very Much Alive And Kicking

X-Factor rehearsals were today dramatically interrupted when Geordie warbler and chart topper Cheryl Cole announced that the Western Serial collaboration, 'Bordello Falls' had not, as suspected, faded away and died, but on the contrary was very much...

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Bordello Falls: Despite Apathy, Saga Continues: Chapter 11

Funny story: Bordello Falls: Despite Apathy, Saga Continues: Chapter 11

Recap: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8| Chapter 9 | Chapter 10 Bordello Falls Gazette editor, publisher, and paper boy Abel Rodriquez looked forlornly at his latest edition, down to 2 pages, with only a handful of advertisers. "We either have to have a few more murders, a dirty political campaign for Mayor, or I'm going to have...

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Bordello Falls: Straightening Out The Mess: Ride Sally, Ride:Chapter 10

Funny story: Bordello Falls: Straightening Out The Mess: Ride Sally, Ride:Chapter 10

Recap: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8| Chapter 9 Donkey Sally semi- sachayed down the winding staircase of the Apache Oasis Bar, his velvet clad spurs not making a sound as he placed his left boot on the bar rail, hawked a big one into the brass spittoon, and called for "Whiskey, you F**** Ponce!" to the imported Dudley bar keep...

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Bordello Falls 8: The Alamo pales into insignificance as Bordello Falls into it's "Last Stand"

Funny story: Bordello Falls 8: The Alamo pales into insignificance as Bordello Falls into it's "Last Stand"

The Streets Of Bordello Falls Chapter Eight The Alamo pales into insignificance as Bordello Falls into it's "Last Stand" Recap: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 The passing topsy - turvy years had cast a scar across the windswept, dusty mainroad linking east with west through Bordello Falls. Times were quieter, but on this particular b...

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The Streets of Bordello Falls (Chapter Six)

Funny story: The Streets of Bordello Falls (Chapter Six)

The Streets of Bordello Falls Chapter Six The Rabbi Comes to Town Recap: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 Bordello Falls continues to "grow like Topsy!" There must be at least 1,500 residents, counting the permanent residents, cows, sheep, cow hands, transient miners, roadrunners and banditos. There are new Protestant denomina...

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The Streets of Bordello Falls (Chapter Five)

Funny story: The Streets of Bordello Falls (Chapter Five)

The Streets of Bordello Falls Chapter 5 Love and Whiskey Make the World Go 'Round! Chapter one | Chapter two | Chapter three | Chapter four Madame Bitters cracked the heavy velvet cutains that framed her office window in response to the gunshot she'd just heard. She was just in time to see the Deputy falls to the dusty street. It seemed Deputy Slim Pickens was the latest law enforceme...

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The Streets of Bordello Falls (Chapter Four)

Funny story: The Streets of Bordello Falls (Chapter Four)

The streets of Bordello Falls Chapter Four Sally deals in Death Chapter one | Chapter two | Chapter three The tumbleweeds blew aimlessly across the end less line of railroad tracks, the sun setting in the west, directly in the eyes of the stranger. Setting side saddle on a hybrid Missouri Mule which stood at least 15 hands high, the dark stranger plodded on immune to the dust, the sun,...

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The Streets of Bordello Falls (Chapter Three)

The streets of Bordello Falls Chapter Three Welcome To Bordello Falls - Home of the All-You-Can-Eat Tortilla Soup Buffet Chapter one | Chapter two The twin hombres Buck and Diablo Poontang Pissgums were as happy as a couple of woodpeckers in a lumber yard to finally arrive at Bordello Falls. For the past three miles all Diablo Poontang had heard was brother Buck saying how much he was s...

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The Streets of Bordello Falls (Chapter One)

Funny story: The Streets of Bordello Falls (Chapter One)

The Streets of Bordello Falls Chapter One The Railroad Is Coming To Town! Sheriff's Office, Bordello Falls The railroad was coming to town! The railroad was coming to town! No more would Bordello Falls be a sleepy little mining town twenty miles from Tombstone and fifty miles from nowhere. Sheriff Clint Cartwright polished his badge and smiled at the thought of the growth and prosperi...

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