Astana - The UK Foreign Office has reportedly paid a $10 million surety to Kazakhstan's Ministry for Truth and Good Behavior guaranteeing there'll be no 'funny tricks' in David Cameron's trip to the oil and gas-rich state this weekend.
British wonder dog called Mugly, has just won the World's most ugliest dog contest in the USA. Mugly is skinny, hairless and looks like he was put under a hairdryer for 2 hours before the finals took place. He won it "paws-down"!
The British are a...
Provocative comedian and disguise expert, Borat, has upset Kazakhstan so much that they have issued a fatwa against him. He managed to get his own version of their national anthem played at a medal ceremony in Kuwait and this is roughly what it say's...
HOLLYWOOD - The 84th Annual Academy Awards Show went on fairly smooth, but the same cannot be said for the pre-show Red Carpet segment.
As American Idol host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest was interviewing Admiral General Aladeen of the country of Wadiya...
Dorset - Fresh from a Dorchester Town pitch drubbing Alan Young's gnatspiss-green thong may get a second airing at Goodison Park tonight.
The Havant & Waterlooville fan's Borat-style mankini premiered at Monday's Blue Square Bet South clash.
Skoob Entertainment News Supremo Buffty Ginslinger, was quick to pour cold water on reports that Borat/Bruno star, Sacha Baron Cohen is to play Freddie Mercury in an upcoming biopic, co-produced by Robert DeNiro's TriBeCa Productions company.
Los Angeles - (Reuterus): Fears of a Borat-style Kazakh custody and inheritance farce loom over the bereaved Johnson family.
So far there's little actual likelihood of a Virgie Arthur/Judge Larry Seidlin/Howard K Stern/Larry Birkhead public punchu...
Bruno/Borat/Ali G star Sacha Baron Cohen last night branded rapper Eminem 'a big gayboy fruitcake.' He went on to say that the stunt at the MTV Movie Awards, where he was lowered onto the rapper with his butt in his face was all a put up job.
Richard Curtis, purveyor of wonderful romantic comedies is already writing a sequel to his recent hit film "The Boat that Rocked" his agent revealed today.
In a move away from the North Sea setting of the first movie however, the sequel is believe...
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): US presidential wannabe Barack Obama is said to be livid after top secret oil talks with the Kazakhstan government were ridiculed as a crude attempt to manipulate his waning domestic popularity.
Los Angeles, Ca - (Suspicious Mess): Britney Spears' latest squeeze Adnan Abu Ghraib is being tailed by Homeland Insecurity according to sources suggesting he might be a former Afghani national.
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Kazakhstani actor Mr Borat has hired paternity lawyers who represented Californian photographer Larry Birkhead in his custody suit for Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielynn following today's news that Dick Cheney'...
Borat, the Ubekastani news reporter made famous by the movie of the same name actually invented the character known as Sasha Baron Cohen.
London - (Ass Mess): Ex-royal wannabe Kate Middleton is to audition for the remake of the 1915 American silent short film A Woman Scorned in what has been billed as a £5 million movie contract brokered by connections of Quentin Tarrantino.
All ov duh braf citizry ov Glorious Kazakstan luvd vedy, vedy much the excitement race tween Milktruck and milkman. Milosh Galoshes exclaimed: "Dis iz more much fun than my lazt ten handparty!"...
Springfield, Illinois - (Disaster Press): Illinois Senator Obama has announced a radical 2008 White House campaign measure today which has seen him change his first name to Borat.
LONDON--Prime Minister Tony Blair said Friday that he has asked Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man to help negotiate the release of 15 British detainees in Iran.
London - (Ass Mess): A PR spokesman for Kazakhstani actor Mr Borat has expressed the comedian's dismay at not landing the plum lead role of Margaret Thatcher in a bio pic about her early sex life with Ronald Reagan and George Bush Senior which ma...
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