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Funny story: Bookies besieged for Mayan Calendar doomsday odds

Bookies besieged for Mayan Calendar doomsday odds

Cyberspace - An online bookmakers has reported a wall of money currently topping $100 million in pre-Winter Solstice bets about specific long shot events occurring to fulfill the Mayan Calendar prophecy. Top of the doomsday list is Brit hoaxer mon...
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Funny story: Panic as bookies prepare to pay out for a White Easter

Panic as bookies prepare to pay out for a White Easter

For the first time in living memory, bookies in the south of England are preparing themselves to pay out for a White Easter. "Who knew?" said Falstaff Bier, a bookmaker from Romford. "We've been accepting bets on White Easter's for decades, and ne...
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Funny story: Betting Opens on Rowling Trial

Betting Opens on Rowling Trial

International Bookmakers have just opened a book on the outcome of the impending trial for plagiarism of J.K.Rowling in London's High Court scheduled for later this year. Bookie Juan Borneveryday said: "Our view is that it will be a tough contest. Our final analysis is that the opposition will have too much to do and Rowling should win going away. We make Rowling odds on at 4/6 and Willy's...
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Funny story: Mr Ed says Fibs And Flannel

Mr Ed says Fibs And Flannel

At Beverley racecourse yesterday in the 4.40 there was a horses called FIBS AND FLANNEL running. Mr Ed the only talking horse was advising everybody to back FIBS AND FLANNEL on the same day as one of those boring leaders debates featuring the three h...
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Funny story: Bookmaker offers 5000-1 if you can prove God exists

Bookmaker offers 5000-1 if you can prove God exists

Bookmaker Barry Banks is offering odds of 5000-1 if you can prove the existence of God. Barry explained that some people would bet on anything we are not certain about,as well as the daily bets on horse racing,football etc Barry takes bets on Aliens...
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Funny story: CBB - Bookies Slash Odds On Vinnie Jones Nutting Somebody

CBB - Bookies Slash Odds On Vinnie Jones Nutting Somebody

He started off cool and detached in the CBB house, frequently being the sole voice of reason in a sea of insanity, but the cracks in Vinnie Jones's composure are beginning to show, leading to bookies slashing the odds on him nutting a housemate from...
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Funny story: Irish bookmakers refuse bet on Hull City UEFA Cup spot

Irish bookmakers refuse bet on Hull City UEFA Cup spot

Ireland's largest bookmaker was accused of running scared today when Carpenter, Humanitarian and world renowned philosopher Fergus McCarthy attempted to place a potentially lucrative bet in the local betting shop shop, Naas, County Kildare. An...
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Funny story: 2008 Grand National Betting Scandal Latest

2008 Grand National Betting Scandal Latest

Hundreds of Housewives have been arrested after police acted on a tip-off from a leading bookmaker that the women were neglecting their domestic duties, and nipping out to place their yearly flutters on the G...
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Funny story: 2008 Grand National In Doubt As Horses Demand Risk Assessment Of Fences

2008 Grand National In Doubt As Horses Demand Risk Assessment Of Fences

The most famous horse race in the racing calendar, the Grand National has come under serious threat this morning, after horses due to take part in the race demanded that Risk Assessments on the course's fences be...
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Funny story: Bettors feel the sting in OTB shutdown

Bettors feel the sting in OTB shutdown

As New York City plans to close its Off-Track Betting parlors, crusty old gents will have to find other worn-down, rat-infested locations to spend an afternoon making lousy decisions, cursing and losing what little money they scraped together from co...
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Funny story: Bookmakers Ban Blair Bets

Bookmakers Ban Blair Bets

Bookmakers Coral & William Hill have been inundated with a dead 'sherbet' that Tony Blair will be given a knighthood in the New Year's Honours list. There are already so many Sir (insert the name of your choice) B...
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Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling

A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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