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Funny story: Job cuts will see City lose top spot

Job cuts will see City lose top spot

Job losses at Manchester City FC will see Manchester lose its title as the world's biggest marketing centre, by the number of employees registered. City will lose its dominance because of a shift to the East Stand, combined with over-enthusiasm, e...
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Funny story: LulzSec claim responsibility for Banking systems crash

LulzSec claim responsibility for Banking systems crash

Thousands of customers were left locked out of their bank accounts across the UK this week as a popular high street bank, that cannot be named for technical reasons, lost complete control of it's computing systems. ATMs, on-line banking and chip and...
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Funny story: Bankers celebrate new bonus after John Terry mortgage application

Bankers celebrate new bonus after John Terry mortgage application

In a week when debate on bankers bonuses dominated the front page headlines the tills were overflowing and champagne flowing last night in city wine bars as bankers celebrated the approval of John Terry's latest remortgage. The £170,000 a week Che...
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Funny story: Sweetness to slaughter cows

Sweetness to slaughter cows

New York, NY - The U.N. has proclaimed that effective today, no animals will be slaughtered with barbaric and painful mechanical means, such as shooting in the head. Animals will be slaughtered sweetly. Ms. Beeker, our correspondent at the U.N. r...
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Funny story: RBS propose to pay Chief Executive £7m, and investment Executive £5m Bonus!

RBS propose to pay Chief Executive £7m, and investment Executive £5m Bonus!

The Guardian: The Royal Bank of Scotland proposes to give a £5million bonus to its investment banking chief, with another £7million for its chief executive More than three years after bankers brought the country to the brink of collapse, their cavalier destruction of British businesses goes on and on. Look at Peacocks, the retailer which employs more than 10,000 across the UK. At the heig...
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