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Funny story:  X-Factor Final 2010 - Bonkettes Turn Down Live Guest Slot

X-Factor Final 2010 - Bonkettes Turn Down Live Guest Slot

BT Bishop, manager of the world's greatest girl band, The Bonkettes revealed this afternoon that the girls had turned down an invitation to perform in the X-Factor final - one of the most sought after slots in the music business. He told SKoob Ent...
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Funny story:  The Bonkettes To Reunite

The Bonkettes To Reunite

Sensational news just in! The world's favourite girl band, the Bonkettes have announced that they are to reunite for a series of live gigs after contractual wrangles, and their being relegated to Magazine Section status following their triumphant Chr...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Proposes Girls Aloud Survival Package

Cheryl Cole Proposes Girls Aloud Survival Package

With the future of Girls Aloud precariously hanging in the balance, our sources inform us that Cheryl Cole has come up with what she believes to be the perfect survival package, which will allow the band to move on together. Since the girls took a...
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Funny story:  The Bonkettes To Play Moorview Institute

The Bonkettes To Play Moorview Institute

Top girl band the Bonkettes today announced that they are contracted to perform a series of shows at the Moorview Institute here in Springfield Illinois after a post Christmas hiatus brought about by contractual wrangles, sex scandals, rehab sessions...
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Funny story:  The Bonkettes Spring Christmas Surprise For British And US Troops In Afghanistan.

The Bonkettes Spring Christmas Surprise For British And US Troops In Afghanistan.

The Bonkettes even outdid their MEN gig this Christmas morn as they turned out for the troops in Camp Bastion. In a total surprise, the Bonkettes took the stage alongside Ronnie Wood, Stewart Copeland, Alice Cooper, Bob Geldof, Midge Ure, Eric Cla...
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Funny story:  Slade Join Ron Wood And The Bonkettes On Stage At The MEN Arena

Slade Join Ron Wood And The Bonkettes On Stage At The MEN Arena

The Manchester Evening News Arena rocked last night like it's never rocked before. Ever. Peter Kay, the 1999 Treble winning United team, Take That? Forget it. Forget all of it. The Bonkettes blew this city apart, making Freddie And The Dreamers appear like nothing more than a distant memory. From the off they were smokin' With guests Ronnie Wood on guitar and Stewart Copeland of the...
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Funny story:  Sacked Stones Guitarist Joins Bonkettes

Sacked Stones Guitarist Joins Bonkettes

Rolling Stones guitarist Ron Wood, who simply exemplified how stupid old geezers can be, by running off with a 21 year old Russian gold digger named Ekaterina, who was in no way in it for the money, today revealed how stupid he really is. "She was...
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Funny story:  BT Issue Warning - Do Not Dial 999 And Ask For The Bonkettes

BT Issue Warning - Do Not Dial 999 And Ask For The Bonkettes

Leading British Telecommunications company, BT, today advised customers to only call 999 in cases of genuine emergency, and not to ask for the latest updates on chart topping girl band, the Bonkettes. A spokesman, who was female judging by the lad...
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Funny story:  Tom Jones And Dame Shirley Bassey Blown Away By The Bonkettes In Vegas

Tom Jones And Dame Shirley Bassey Blown Away By The Bonkettes In Vegas

It's chaos here in Las Vegas tonight. Absolute chaos! The Bonkettes have just finished their latest gig in Caesar's Palace car park, and we've got Welsh legends Tom Jones and Shirley Bassey with us. But this is just mayhem! Caesar's Palace car par...
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Funny story:  Bonkettes Get Lost - Touch Down In Vegas

Bonkettes Get Lost - Touch Down In Vegas

The world's most famous girl band, the Bonkettes landed in Las Vegas last night amid much confusion as to where they were supposed to be on their sell-out World Stadium Tour. The band's manager, BT Bishop, admitted that he'd lost the plot and got...
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Funny story:  Becks Backs Off As Bonkettes Bowl Into Hollywood.

Becks Backs Off As Bonkettes Bowl Into Hollywood.

Superstar soccer player David Beckham, and wife Victoria were staying home today as Brit girl band sensation the Bonkettes touched down at LAX and headed for the Hollywood Hills ahead of their upcoming Hollywood Bowl gig. Manchester United, Real M...
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Funny story:  World's Most Interesting Man Gatecrashes Bonkettes After Show Party

World's Most Interesting Man Gatecrashes Bonkettes After Show Party

The world's most interesting man, Fernando Monte Verde caused quite a stir here when he gatecrashed the Bonkette's post gig party. Heads spun as Monte Verde strolled into the venue at Charleston Air Force Base wearing a white linen suit and smokin...
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Funny story:  Bonkettes Storm Charleston SC Amid Stalker Storm

Bonkettes Storm Charleston SC Amid Stalker Storm

The world's greatest girl band, the Bonkettes took the stage tonight in an aircraft hangar at Charleston United States Air Force Base in South Carolina. The Bonkettes have been sidelined recently due to a number of issues beyond their control. Mai...
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Funny story:  Bonkettes Break Silence - Make Statement

Bonkettes Break Silence - Make Statement

In a hastily convened press conference at the Inn On The Park Hotel, in London's Park Lane (Just off Park Lane actually, but that's splitting hairs) the manager of the numero uno girl band in the world, the Bonkettes, BT Bishop announced that the gir...
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Funny story:  Bonkettes Blow The Pope In Rome.

Bonkettes Blow The Pope In Rome.

La Bella Roma, The Eternal City, The Colosseum. That 2000 year old Roman amphitheatre, model for every modern stadium we see today. And The Bonkettes. In the most amazing concert ever witnessed, the lights went down, and then from beneath the aren...
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Funny story:  Bonkettes Adulterous Behaviour By Kathy Storm In A D-Cup - Full Inch Implicated

Bonkettes Adulterous Behaviour By Kathy Storm In A D-Cup - Full Inch Implicated

As the Bonkettes make final preparations for their upcoming gig at the Eternal City's legendary Colosseum, news just in suggests that a legal representative from the law firm of Huckham & Fukkham arrived at the band's hotel on the fashionable Via...
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Funny story:  Limbaugh's NFL Rams  Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?

Limbaugh's NFL Rams Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?

A high powered group of wealthy business men announced today that Rush Limbaugh was being dropped from the syndicate recently organized to buy the St. Louis, Rams, a financially strapped, and athletically challenged National Football League Team.
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Funny story:  Bonkettes In Crisis - Give Them An Inch...

Bonkettes In Crisis - Give Them An Inch...

The sexiest girl band in the world, the Bonkettes are reportedly a band in crisis following events at the Sydney leg of their current world tour. It appears that Bonkettes drummer, Fanny Tickler had tipped her hat at UK rapper, The Full Inch, aka...
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