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Corrupt Bastards Club probed in Bong Hits case

Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club probed in Bong Hits case

Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): An FBI investigation into the Alaskan Corrupt Bastards Club is being extended into a probe of the Juneau School Board following an unexpected tip-off that VECO money may have bribed officials into pursuing the fa...

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US Supreme Court Denies Bong Hits for Jesus: Jesus Pissed

Funny story: US Supreme Court Denies Bong Hits for Jesus: Jesus Pissed

The United States Supreme Court, in a 5-4 vote, declared that Bong hits for Jesus were illegal.

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Bong Hits 4 Censorship as Supreme Court gags First Amendment rights

Funny story: Bong Hits 4 Censorship as Supreme Court gags First Amendment rights

Washington DC - (Ass Mes): "This is one sick day for the American Constitution," said a statement from the American Diabolical Liberties Union today after a landmark ruling from the US Supreme Court voted 5-4 to gag the First Amendment rig...

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Sticker vandalism spreads to Disneyland

Funny story: Sticker vandalism spreads to Disneyland

Recent waves of bumper sticker tagging has spread to The Happiest Place on Earth. Thousands of stickers bearing Mickey Mouse ears and swastika appeared on the grounds of Disneyland Monday evening.

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Bumper sticker tagging supports students denied diplomas

Funny story: Bumper sticker tagging supports students denied diplomas

(Galesburg, IL) A resurgance in youths tagging cars with bumper stickers has returned to show support for five students denied their diplomas because of a cheering audience.

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Deborah Morse: dancing to VECO tune?

Funny story: Deborah Morse: dancing to VECO tune?

Anchorage - (Ass Mess): Amid today's dramatic headlines that the two top VECO officers who pleaded guilty to bribing four Alaskan state legislators both face up to 10 years in jail comes the news that embattled Juneau High School Principal Debor...

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Bong Hits for Kenneth Starr

Funny story: Bong Hits for Kenneth Starr

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - Kenneth Starr, who petitioned the U.S. Supreme Court to take up Alaska's "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" case, a dispute involving a high school student, Joseph Frederick, a banner, and a tough school policy, was arr...

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Juneau's Bong Hits 4 Jesus started Corrupt Bastards Club karmic payback slide

Funny story: Juneau's Bong Hits 4 Jesus started Corrupt Bastards Club karmic payback slide

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Was a waggish 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' schoolboy prank in 2002 the begining of a karmic payback for the Corrupt Bastards Club whose three members have just been charged in a major corruption probe into Alaskan state leg...

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Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'

Funny story: Gonzalez: Jesus bumper stickers are 'insurrection'

The freedom of speech case Morse vs. Frederick involving high school student rights has come to the attention of U.S. Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales.

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Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

Funny story: Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

In a wave of vandalism stretching across dozens of states, "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" stickers have begun to appear on cars and other private property.

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Bong Hits 4 Jesus a diabolical liberty

Funny story: Bong Hits 4 Jesus a diabolical liberty

Washington - (Dissassociated Mess): A Supreme Court hearing today will evaluate the God-given rights of rabid fundamentalist religious educationalist nutters and their Diabolical Liberties Union supporters to gag students' First Amendment rites...

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