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Australia to celebrate "flexible" Guy Fawkes night depending on which City catches fire in the summer

Funny story: Australia to celebrate "flexible" Guy Fawkes night depending on which City catches fire in the summer

Australia has given way to "whingeing Poms" by agreeing to celebrate Guy Fawkes night. The tribal chiefs have said though that like Easter no one will know when it is. "There is no point in lighting extra bonfires though, as our cities catch fire...

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Gunpowder Plot a Damp Squib

Funny story: Gunpowder Plot a Damp Squib

Guido Forks just keeps on digging. He is sure that eventually be will succeed in getting under the House of Commons. However it is clear he hasn't got there yet as his fireworks this year have missed Parliament by a mile. He hit Eros instead! Fork...

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Health & Safety Executive warnings about blowing up Parliament ahead of Guy Fawkes Night

Funny story: Health & Safety Executive warnings about blowing up Parliament ahead of Guy Fawkes Night

Due to the sheer volume, in more than one sense of the word, of complaints regarding the new coalition government and the austerity measures they are forcing on the British public, there are concerns that a monumental backlash will help drive the den...

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London's Burning

The heartbreaking song 'London's Burning' could become a stark reality, if the proposed firefighters' strike goes ahead on Bonfire Night this year.  The Fire Brigade Union have told firefighters not to fetch the engines on 5th November, even when...

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Bonfire caused fires

Funny story: Bonfire caused fires

LONDON WESTMINSTER - Westminster police said a weekend wildfire that destroyed 210 homes and an Indian take away was caused by a bonfire built by Guy Fawkes and his group of young arsonists. Detective inspector Bill Flame said Tuesday that the 10...

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'Ghost of Guy Fawkes' materialises in NASA's Galaxy Evolution Explorer image

Funny story: 'Ghost of Guy Fawkes' materialises in NASA's Galaxy Evolution Explorer image

Space - (X-Files mess): An image of 1603 Gunpowder Plot villain Guy Fawkes has materialised in NASA's Galaxy Evolution Explorer's imaging technology. NASA geeks were shocked and told reporters they'd been brought up to believe that "Fawkes' celes...

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Bonfire Night UFO tractor beam seen outside Queen's private quarters

Funny story: Bonfire Night UFO tractor beam seen outside Queen's private quarters

London - (X-Files Mess): Despite an estimated £5 million tin foil-proofing of the Queen's private quarters a gigantic Bonfire Night UFO has been spotted aiming an eerie fluorescent tractor beam straight into Buckingham Palace bedrooms. Hellfire Cl...

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Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Funny story: Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Prime Minister Gordon Brown narrowly avoided serious injury today when a man in the crowd waiting outside 10 Downing Street shot a firework out of his anus at him. The man, believed to be in his late fifties, dropped his trousers and inserted a lo...

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