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Local area man refuses to follow advice of dentist regarding teeth grinding, loses life

Funny story: Local area man refuses to follow advice of dentist regarding teeth grinding, loses life

Washington, D.C.-Jeff White, a highly respected member of the Tenleytown community in Washington, D.C. has died in a manner that has baffled dental experts. A month ago, Jeff consulted his dentist about grinding his teeth while sleeping, and he w...

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A Norwegian Archaeological Team Believes That They Have Found The Remains of The Infamous Monster Godzilla

Funny story: A Norwegian Archaeological Team Believes That They Have Found The Remains of The Infamous Monster Godzilla

OSAKA, Japan - A archaeological team from Holmenkollen, Norway, has made an amazing discovery. Olaf "Icicles" Gunnarstrand, leader of the six-man archaeological team, has declared that the team known as The Blue Sardines has discovered the bones o...

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Lewis Is Back - Goes Up Against Bones

Funny story: Lewis Is Back - Goes Up Against Bones

Fans of TV sleuthing have a difficult decision to make this evening as ITV's popular Oxford-set Lewis is back, clashing with Bones on Sky Living. Lewis and his brainy sidekick Hathaway have to solve the murder of an academic who had been wrestling...

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CSI, Bones - Ideal For Slimmers Says Diet Expert

Funny story: CSI, Bones - Ideal For Slimmers Says Diet Expert

Watching police forensic procedural dramas will help you shed the pounds says a top slimming expert. The claim follows months of research involving hundreds of subjects using different diets and exercise regimes. Dr Milicent Gruel, head of Food...

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Bones Fans Horrified By Everglades Episode

Funny story: Bones Fans Horrified By Everglades Episode

Fans of the forensic show Bones are furious over the content of the latest episode, which aired last night. The show, which features the adventures of bones expert, Dr Temperance Brennan and her FBY agent partner, Seeley Booth, began, as usual, wi...

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Bones - Gruesomeness "A Step Too Far"

Funny story: Bones - Gruesomeness "A Step Too Far"

Sky TV bosses were under siege today, fending off complaints about last night's episode of popular forensic drama, Bones. The show included a graphic scene in which accused murderer The Gravedigger's head was blown apart by a bullet from a sniper'...

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Pariahsaurus Fossils Discovered in Wisconsin

Funny story: Pariahsaurus Fossils Discovered in Wisconsin

Thought for years to be a new species of dinosaur but never found fully intact, the full skeletal remains of a male Pariahsaurus were discovered this week in a valley that borders the Wisconsin shores of Lake Michigan. A very close cousin to the...

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Bones, Fringe - Sky Schedule Baffles Viewers

Funny story: Bones, Fringe - Sky Schedule Baffles Viewers

Schedulers at Sky TV have come under attack from viewers angered by recent eccentricities in the scheduling of top programmes. Last week, the latest episode of sci-fi action piece Fringe was held back while Sky 1 repeated the first four episodes o...

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Part 2 Jedi Knight Attack: Into the Ear Canal of Death

Funny story: Part 2 Jedi Knight Attack: Into the Ear Canal of Death

Tattomein- "Go! Not go! Only to be in existence is a waste of space. Must follow to its' conclusion of logical" said Yoga to Luke and Leia Pissgum Skywalker as they fought their way into their starfighter suit and star fighter ship. "I think someone's gaining a few killipgrims in their posterior side," chided Luke as he struggled with the seat harness." "Oh shut up!" replied Leia as she pull...

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Apprentice Audience To Migrate To Bones

Funny story: Apprentice Audience To Migrate To Bones

Producers of BBC hit series The Apprentice fear they could see their audience plummet tonight after viewers took offence at comments by their executive boss. And with a new series of Sky's Bones airing at the same time, the hit could be huge. I...

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Bones, Brennan & Booth "All Lies" Say Bonkers

Funny story: Bones, Brennan & Booth "All Lies" Say Bonkers

Two British tourists have returned from Washington DC furious about a successful TV show's "lies" and the rudeness of the FBI. Ken and Liz Bonkers, of Harlesden, north London, visited the US capital hoping to watch the subjects of the hit TV show...

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Bag of Bones "Posh Becks" offered position as Ethiopian Ambassador for Ethiopian "Bag of Bones" Kids!

Funny story: Bag of Bones "Posh Becks" offered position as Ethiopian Ambassador for Ethiopian "Bag of Bones" Kids!

Rattling with her bag of bones through Heathrow Airport Posh Becks divulged to the waiting Paparazzi that she'd been offered a fantastic opportunity to do something decent with her life at last!! Instead of acting like a has been, pratty, pop-star...

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Study: Canadians Have Smallest Boners; Chinese the Biggest

Funny story: Study: Canadians Have Smallest Boners; Chinese the Biggest

UNITED NATIONS - The United Nations International Research and Training Institute for the Advancement and Health of Slaughterhouse Workers Programme, has issued a report titled, "Size Matters". The study -- three years in the making, at a cost of $ 8...

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Sticks and stones my break my bones but a name like Obama wont scare me!

Well our candidates have poked their heads out of the sand and while Mc Cain was under cover a dark cloud has appeared and now he is facing a BLACK day.

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Love to Love You Baby

The Vic Sailboat was afloat. Rowers, chained to the floor. Blood-stained chain had badly bruised Kevin's shin; the white bones, exposed. Soon the tendons would snap. The slave driver, whipping the rowers.

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Bush Welcomes New Son-in-law Skull and Bones Abu Graib Style

Funny story: Bush Welcomes New Son-in-law Skull and Bones Abu Graib Style

George W Bush has been through some tough times as he has destroyed his own country.

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Stunning discovery of ancient 'Hobbit' bones in the Shire raises anthropological questions

Funny story: Stunning discovery of ancient 'Hobbit' bones in the Shire raises anthropological questions

Radiocarbon dating suggests tiny, barefoot people lived as peaceful, beer-drinking farmers and gardeners over three thousand years ago.

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Archaeologists Study Alleged Jesus Bones Found By James Cameron

Funny story: Archaeologists Study Alleged Jesus Bones Found By James Cameron

Archaeologists from the American University in Jerusalem and the Israeli Antiquities Authority have concluded their study of the supposed Jesus bones discovered by James Cameron. Cameron, the filmmaker of such movies as Titanic, believes that he has...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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