MIAMI-April 17, 2013- Authorities have released new information regarding Monday's Boston Marathon Bomber and are urging the public to assist in his apprehension. The Bomber is thought to be responsible for Monday's terrifying terror attack that left...
TARZANVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The African countries of Lower Zamgola and Buffaranda have been waring against each other since September of 2002.
Geographic experts state that the friction between the two neighboring countries first started after a...
Airline Pilot Peter Paranoid has simply refused to land his Bombastic Airlines plane at the Newark, New Jersey Airport as ordered after authorities received a threat there was a bomb aboard the plane.
"Not Again! Oh my God! Not fucking again!"...
Syrian App company, Kaboom, have launched their first, and possibly last applelet, for the iPhone: uXB.
"A lot of people don't realise," said App World! editor Mac Buck, "that using a mobile phone to detonate a bomb is much harder than they make i...
The German government has threatened to boycott the London 2012 Olympic Games unless the theme for the opening ceremony is changed. Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron had to be told of the surprise theme being prepared for spectators after he'd m...
Lichfield, Staffs - Armed anti-terror cops swooped on a motorway coach this morning following reports of noxious fumes wafting from a passenger's luggage.
An emergency 999 call from a London-bound Megabus claimed someone had 'poured hot water into...
Professor Finn L. Straw is threatening to blow up one of the BBC's broadcasting masts if his demands are not met. The drama began last night as this publication went to press. His protest concerns the use of the word "them" instead of "those" and the...
Our first story this month is very unusual indeed. Great Granddad Benjamin Down came to us with his embarrassing ailment. Ben tells his story.
"I was in the garden, 1944 it was. Digging for England it was called; we all did our bit in those days. Anyway, it was wash day and my Ida had put my smalls in to soak so, naturally I was as naked as Mrs Sharpe from Number 13 when the GI's were in town.
The US has moved quickly to ban a new range of underwear designed by al-Qaeda-sponsored Islamic Fundamentalist underwear designers working in Yemen, it has been revealed.
I revealed it.
Yemen, which, for some reason, doesn't rhyme with 'semen',...
World class philanderer and occassional footballer, Jon Terence, became embroiled in yet another controversy yesterday after punching a seven year old mascot in the face.
The match between Chelsea and Liverpool had to be delayed because of a poten...
Augusta, Georgia -- An electric utility here is building the first new nuclear generating plants to be constructed in the US since 1978. Its safety secret: the use of giant, automotive type airbags to cushion and protect the facility from the destruc...
Anglesey, Wales - "They're pretty much following Fourth Protocol assembly instructions," blue watch Commander 'Foxy' Perkins confirmed this morning as yet another enriched uranium parcel arrived bearing Pyongyang postage stamps.
"Something's sure...
Essex - Fears a stray whale or giant octopus may have swallowed a live 2,000lb (907kg) World War II mine were rife this afternoon.
The ageing rusty bomb 'vanished' just as Navy frogmen were winching it into position off the Clacton coast.
It ha...
Watford - Terrified bank customers dialled 999 this morning amid fears a 12-inch cucumber strapped to a man's leg was 'an improvised explosive device'.
Police were taking no chances amid FO advice that the deadly vegetable is being used by Al Qaed...
Celtic manager, Neil Lennon, the man who received an unwanted bomb in his mail last week, is himself in hot water with Strathclyde Police this evening after putting the parcel back in the post in order to take the advice given out in the Elvis Presle...
NATO has issued a strong condemnation of Libya's Colonel Gaddafi's use of bombs and weapons intended to cause death and injury amongst his own people.
Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen has accused the Libyan leader of "using underhand tactic...
London - Police reckon royal fruitcake Prince Charles is behind a multilayered wedding cake bomb intercepted at Manama Airport.
Bahraini customs officers said today they became suspicious because the Victoria sponge and semtex confection was festo...
Thames Valley Police this evening disclosed that a suspected anarchist has handed himself in at Reading police station, following a dismal failure to spread murder and mayhem around central London and the home counties.
It was announced that the s...