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Funny story: History Strikes Back - Barnes Wallis' Answer for the Crimea

History Strikes Back - Barnes Wallis' Answer for the Crimea

Out of history often comes tales of those long dead returning to share visions and recalls of what was and may be. Here today, DeLisa ReNova of the BBC tells the story of her encounter with one of Britain's most famous innovators and heroes of WW2. A man who, in his time, helped change the course of world conflict... Ms. ReNova begins by explaining her job at the BBC, "I am, by most definitions...
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Funny story: Today, In An Effort To Stem The Dubious Tide Of Climate Change

Today, In An Effort To Stem The Dubious Tide Of Climate Change

President Obama sent two B52 bombers over some tiny little islands near China and dropped some bombs. The nuclear winter they are expected to produce should last approximately 50 years. You can go back to fossil fuels now. No one should feel guil...
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Funny story: Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

Secret Agent, 'won't remove tea towel.'

A secret agent has been caught spying within the NSA, but won't remove his tea towel. Claim experts. 'We're going to have to interrogate him. I mean we were going to anyway...but yea.' A Military official. 'At this stage we're pretty sure th...
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Funny story: British Cities To Be Protected By Barrage Balloons Again!

British Cities To Be Protected By Barrage Balloons Again!

David Cameron has announced a return of barrage balloons to protect the people of Britain's cities from the latest terrorist threat - model aircraft bombs. The balloons, already ordered from China should begin to arrive in Britain within the next few...
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Funny story: Spanish vibrator bombs a huge anticlimax

Spanish vibrator bombs a huge anticlimax

Pamplona, Spain - The latest terror must-haves are a bit of a damp squib a Spanish anarchy group admitted today after a number of explosive vibrators failed the 'earth moved' test. Half a dozen home-made weed killer devices powered by pay-as-you-b...
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Funny story: Authorities Release Boston Bomber Profile: Urge Public Assistance

Authorities Release Boston Bomber Profile: Urge Public Assistance

MIAMI-April 17, 2013- Authorities have released new information regarding Monday's Boston Marathon Bomber and are urging the public to assist in his apprehension. The Bomber is thought to be responsible for Monday's terrifying terror attack that left...
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Funny story: The Astounding African Bomb Elephant

The Astounding African Bomb Elephant

TARZANVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The African countries of Lower Zamgola and Buffaranda have been waring against each other since September of 2002. Geographic experts state that the friction between the two neighboring countries first started after a...
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Funny story: Pilot Refuses to Land Plane after Receiving Bomb Threat

Pilot Refuses to Land Plane after Receiving Bomb Threat

Airline Pilot Peter Paranoid has simply refused to land his Bombastic Airlines plane at the Newark, New Jersey Airport as ordered after authorities received a threat there was a bomb aboard the plane. "Not Again! Oh my God! Not fucking again!"...
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Funny story: Need to detonate a bomb? There's an app for that

Need to detonate a bomb? There's an app for that

Syrian App company, Kaboom, have launched their first, and possibly last applelet, for the iPhone: uXB. "A lot of people don't realise," said App World! editor Mac Buck, "that using a mobile phone to detonate a bomb is much harder than they make i...
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Funny story: Olympic Opening Ceremony Theme Change Following German Boycott Threat!

Olympic Opening Ceremony Theme Change Following German Boycott Threat!

The German government has threatened to boycott the London 2012 Olympic Games unless the theme for the opening ceremony is changed. Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron had to be told of the surprise theme being prepared for spectators after he'd m...
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Funny story: 'Pot-noodle bomb threat' spoofs M6 toll road cops

'Pot-noodle bomb threat' spoofs M6 toll road cops

Lichfield, Staffs - Armed anti-terror cops swooped on a motorway coach this morning following reports of noxious fumes wafting from a passenger's luggage. An emergency 999 call from a London-bound Megabus claimed someone had 'poured hot water into...
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Funny story: English Professor Threatens BBC Over "Them"

English Professor Threatens BBC Over "Them"

Professor Finn L. Straw is threatening to blow up one of the BBC's broadcasting masts if his demands are not met. The drama began last night as this publication went to press. His protest concerns the use of the word "them" instead of "those" and the...
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Funny story: Embarrassing Ailments...The UXB

Embarrassing Ailments...The UXB

Our first story this month is very unusual indeed. Great Granddad Benjamin Down came to us with his embarrassing ailment. Ben tells his story. "I was in the garden, 1944 it was. Digging for England it was called; we all did our bit in those days. Anyway, it was wash day and my Ida had put my smalls in to soak so, naturally I was as naked as Mrs Sharpe from Number 13 when the GI's were in town.
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Funny story: US Bans Al-Qaeda Underwear Range

US Bans Al-Qaeda Underwear Range

The US has moved quickly to ban a new range of underwear designed by al-Qaeda-sponsored Islamic Fundamentalist underwear designers working in Yemen, it has been revealed. I revealed it. Yemen, which, for some reason, doesn't rhyme with 'semen',...
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Funny story: Chelsea Footballer Punches Seven Year Old Mascot

Chelsea Footballer Punches Seven Year Old Mascot

World class philanderer and occassional footballer, Jon Terence, became embroiled in yet another controversy yesterday after punching a seven year old mascot in the face. The match between Chelsea and Liverpool had to be delayed because of a poten...
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Funny story: Airbags Adding Safety to New Nuke Plants

Airbags Adding Safety to New Nuke Plants

Augusta, Georgia -- An electric utility here is building the first new nuclear generating plants to be constructed in the US since 1978. Its safety secret: the use of giant, automotive type airbags to cushion and protect the facility from the destruc...
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Funny story: SAS suspects Kate and Wills 'building nuke bomb' under Wales cottage

SAS suspects Kate and Wills 'building nuke bomb' under Wales cottage

Anglesey, Wales - "They're pretty much following Fourth Protocol assembly instructions," blue watch Commander 'Foxy' Perkins confirmed this morning as yet another enriched uranium parcel arrived bearing Pyongyang postage stamps. "Something's sure...
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Funny story: Oooops! One of our bombs is missing!

Oooops! One of our bombs is missing!

Essex - Fears a stray whale or giant octopus may have swallowed a live 2,000lb (907kg) World War II mine were rife this afternoon. The ageing rusty bomb 'vanished' just as Navy frogmen were winching it into position off the Clacton coast. It ha...
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