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Man sentenced to treadmill after eating doughnuts before lunch

Funny story: Man sentenced to treadmill after eating doughnuts before lunch

A man who ate doughnuts before having lunch has appeared before Bolton Crown Court to be sentenced. Twisted Luke Smith, of Sharnford Close, Bolton, indulged in the sugary delights on Friday 15th May 2015 just before lunch time. The 21-year-old...

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New library book officially opened

After two years of planning and six months of construction, Bolton has finally got its own library book. Entitled 'Bolton's Library Book', it is a gripping account of Bolton's pioneering library book project. Five thousand potential readers have a...

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Bolton kerb crawling crackdown

Funny story: Bolton kerb crawling crackdown

Police have arrested 82 people in Bolton over street prostitution in the past year, as part of a crackdown on kerb-crawling in the town. A total of 213 men have been arrested for kerb crawling and 191 have attended "kerb crawler awareness sessions" w...

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Bolton Police Drugs Raid Goes Tits-Up

Funny story: Bolton Police Drugs Raid Goes Tits-Up

Police in Bolton who executed a daring dawn raid on, what they believed to be, a local drugs den, realised somewhat belatedly, that something was amiss when, instead of drugs dealers armed with guns and machetes, they encountered an...

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Little and Large Sold at Auction

Funny story: Little and Large Sold at Auction

BOLTON, LANCS -Top comic duo, Little and Large, have been sold at an auction in Skelmersdale. It is reported that initially the reserve on lot 34 was not met but the auctioneer played a blinder and disposed of the pair separately as lot 34 and lot 34...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

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