"Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.
Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier a...
A man was arrested yesterday for causing criminal damage in a Greenwich Village art gallery.
He is accused of sneezing maliciously and abundantly on a derivative and prententious abstract painting which was on display, a work valued at $5,000.
Al Queda has brought their 'El Cid' out into the fresh air again to renew belief in their cause and to yank the West's chain. According to news sources Osama bin Laden has made a new video praising the Nigerian who tried to take down a US airplane wi...
Hell, Michigan: After over 2000 years in business the Boogie Man has retired and is moving to Kissimmee FL, near Disneyworld. "This Michigan town freezes over every winter and I am sick of it," he was heard saying! Others cautioned that where he was...
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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents
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Inspector General’s Report Is Out
Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed
Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
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Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
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