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Funny story: United Launch Alliance and Russia Claim NASA

United Launch Alliance and Russia Claim NASA

Orlando, Cuba - The United Launch Alliance (ULA), a monopolistic joining of Boeing and Lockheed that is wholly dependent on Russian rockets, has stepped from the closet and taken sides with their suppliers. Speaking at a media resource event in Or...
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Funny story: Voluptuous Boeing Spokeswoman Silences Media

Voluptuous Boeing Spokeswoman Silences Media

The machinists union in Washington rejected a long-term labor deal proposed by Boeing several weeks ago. The proposed pack was "take-back bargaining" and a very bad deal for the union. Without having access to machinists, the initial response of...
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Funny story: Boeing To Move To Bangladesh To Hire Sweatshop Workers

Boeing To Move To Bangladesh To Hire Sweatshop Workers

Seattle--- Recently nine billion in tax subsidies were voted by the state legislature in Washington State to give to Boeing Aircraft. It involves 787 tax breaks ands the largest subsidy ever given to a corporation by a state in the nation's history.
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Funny story: Emergency Priests To Keep Dreamliners Flying

Emergency Priests To Keep Dreamliners Flying

Chicago -- Boeing's jumbo jet of the future, the new 787 Dreamliner, will be flying with a 2000 year-old safety device starting next month. The jet plane maker plans to equip every 787 with a Catholic priest, assigned to pray that that the plane...
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Funny story: Paper Plane's Protracted Problems Persist

Paper Plane's Protracted Problems Persist

The new Boing Night-Terrors airliner continues to be plagued by major technical faults. One was diverted to Denver International for an emergency landing yesterday. A fire in the tail section was the cause this time. Terrified passengers escaped from...
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Funny story: Women tennis players vie to inaugurate return of Screamliner Mile High Club

Women tennis players vie to inaugurate return of Screamliner Mile High Club

International Airspace, Africa - Women tennis player pros specializing in high octane on-court grunting and shrieking will be competing for the title of Miss Aeronautic Soundproofing International in a PR event launched today in tandem with the retur...
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Funny story: Experience the fun of flying on grounded Boeing 787 - without leaving the ground!

Experience the fun of flying on grounded Boeing 787 - without leaving the ground!

Battery problems have grounded the entire fleet of Boeing's advanced new 787 airliner, but the company says those planes might be pressed into service anyway--on the ground. "Since they can't fly, we were trying to come up with ways we could use the...
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Funny story: Boeing's 787 to replace batteries with Gerbil drive Generators

Boeing's 787 to replace batteries with Gerbil drive Generators

Boeing Headquarters - Battery experts are hailing the decision to scrap the new hybrid aircraft's lithium battery electrical system in favor of gerbil driven generators, a step in the right direction. Or should we say a jog on a miniature treadmill i...
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Funny story: The FAA Grounds All Boeing 787s

The FAA Grounds All Boeing 787s

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Aviation Administration has just issued an order that will officially ground all brand new Boeing 787 jetliners immediately. Lupita Chuffovich, 27, spokesperson for the FAA stated that extremely stringent inspections...
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Funny story: Hyper Warp Drive Commercial Passenger Plane Leaves for Mars

Hyper Warp Drive Commercial Passenger Plane Leaves for Mars

Denver CO: Ares Space Lines (ASL) announced its inaugural hyper warp drive flight of mid-November 2050 from Denver International Airport to Marsport, carrying 300 paying passengers, has been sold out. Marsport is a settlement on the planet Mars popul...
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Funny story: Boeing's greenest ever 787 Screamliner 'made from lightweight compost materials'

Boeing's greenest ever 787 Screamliner 'made from lightweight compost materials'

Chicago, Illinois - "Passengers can expect cabins with much greater humidity," Boeing's head of communications said today, "especially when the plane's windows are open over the Pacific Ocean!" The PR blurb issued by the aircraft manufacturer's US...
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Funny story: Boeing announces delivery schedule for 787!

Boeing announces delivery schedule for 787!

Everett, WA - Today Jim Albaugh, President and CEO of Boeing's Commercial Airline division announced at a press conference that delivery of the oft-postponed Boeing 787 Luxury Airliner will be April 1, 2025. After hearing the collective gasp insid...
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Funny story: Boeing Answers Air Bus With Humongous Hydrogen Zepplin

Boeing Answers Air Bus With Humongous Hydrogen Zepplin

New York, NY - Boeing officials today celebrated the launching of the worlds largest ever Hydrogen Zepplin, aimed directly at Air Bus facilities in France. Thousands of people were on hand to see the half a mile long dirigible, named the Led Zepplin...
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Funny story: Boeing Unveils Environmentally Friendly Passenger Plane

Boeing Unveils Environmentally Friendly Passenger Plane

Bowing to pressure from environment agencies planemaker Boeing has today unveiled its new "green" 787 Dreamliner aircraft powered by vegetable oil.
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Funny story: Weather, Wind Crack Jet Windshields in Denver

Weather, Wind Crack Jet Windshields in Denver

100 mile per hour winds that ripped through the Denver area caused the windshields of 13 jumbo jets to crack while sitting on the runways. The snowstorm and high winds also caused closure of the airport and hundreds of flight cancellations and delay...
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Funny story: Boeing tests passenger plane for the Super Sized

Boeing tests passenger plane for the Super Sized

After a week of feverish speculation Boeing finally confirmed it is indeed testing a plane designed to cater for the Super Sized passengers. In the airline industry speak, super sized are exceptionally heavy/ fat passengers, loving also referred to a...
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Funny story: Boeing Super 74747Planned

Boeing Super 74747Planned

On the day of the European-built Airbus test-flew its new Super Airbus, Boeing have announced plans for a Super-Duper Boeing 74747.
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