International Airspace, Africa - Women tennis player pros specializing in high octane on-court grunting and shrieking will be competing for the title of Miss Aeronautic Soundproofing International in a PR event launched today in tandem with the retur...
Battery problems have grounded the entire fleet of Boeing's advanced new 787 airliner, but the company says those planes might be pressed into service anyway--on the ground. "Since they can't fly, we were trying to come up with ways we could use the...
Boeing Headquarters - Battery experts are hailing the decision to scrap the new hybrid aircraft's lithium battery electrical system in favor of gerbil driven generators, a step in the right direction. Or should we say a jog on a miniature treadmill i...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Aviation Administration has just issued an order that will officially ground all brand new Boeing 787 jetliners immediately.
Lupita Chuffovich, 27, spokesperson for the FAA stated that extremely stringent inspections...
Denver CO: Ares Space Lines (ASL) announced its inaugural hyper warp drive flight of mid-November 2050 from Denver International Airport to Marsport, carrying 300 paying passengers, has been sold out. Marsport is a settlement on the planet Mars popul...
Chicago, Illinois - "Passengers can expect cabins with much greater humidity," Boeing's head of communications said today, "especially when the plane's windows are open over the Pacific Ocean!"
The PR blurb issued by the aircraft manufacturer's US...
Everett, WA - Today Jim Albaugh, President and CEO of Boeing's Commercial Airline division announced at a press conference that delivery of the oft-postponed Boeing 787 Luxury Airliner will be April 1, 2025.
After hearing the collective gasp insid...
New York, NY - Boeing officials today celebrated the launching of the worlds largest ever Hydrogen Zepplin, aimed directly at Air Bus facilities in France. Thousands of people were on hand to see the half a mile long dirigible, named the Led Zepplin...
Bowing to pressure from environment agencies planemaker Boeing has today unveiled its new "green" 787 Dreamliner aircraft powered by vegetable oil.
100 mile per hour winds that ripped through the Denver area caused the windshields of 13 jumbo jets to crack while sitting on the runways. The snowstorm and high winds also caused closure of the airport and hundreds of flight cancellations and delay...
After a week of feverish speculation Boeing finally confirmed it is indeed testing a plane designed to cater for the Super Sized passengers. In the airline industry speak, super sized are exceptionally heavy/ fat passengers, loving also referred to a...
On the day of the European-built Airbus test-flew its new Super Airbus, Boeing have announced plans for a Super-Duper Boeing 74747.