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Funny story: Yarm Ney Spots First Humans Mating in Woods

Yarm Ney Spots First Humans Mating in Woods

"I think they were mating as they kept making all these funny noises and it looked like their shelter device was about to fall in", stated Yarm, a Bigfoot from the Ozarks. So Yarm Ney has been the first to spot humans this year and gets the Lucky...
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Funny story: Older Scientist Has A Young Joey Heatherton On His Arm at Dinner

Older Scientist Has A Young Joey Heatherton On His Arm at Dinner

Dr. Phillip Rhodes apparently has made a breakthrough in body transfers or else he's having a joke on everyone, especially on his old comrades at the Think Tank. "Rhodes has always had this crush on sexy (30 years ago) Joey Heatherton and his goal...
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Funny story: Woody Allen Ready For Brain Transplant

Woody Allen Ready For Brain Transplant

Everyone knows that Woody Allen has a great brain and has made some great movies but Allen's body began playing out at 16 or 17 years old. The solution may be a new body being planned by scientists in New Orleans. Allen is paying millions requesti...
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Funny story: The Shocking Truth About Lady Gaga's Erogenous Zones

The Shocking Truth About Lady Gaga's Erogenous Zones

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Lady Gaga says that the singer is really upset and does not know who to turn to. The "Born This Way" singer is very concerned at the fact that for some unknown reason her erogenous zones are not working the way th...
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Funny story: Passengers demand the return of the Body Scanners

Passengers demand the return of the Body Scanners

Air passengers at Stockport Airport are demanding a return of the full body terrahertz scanners after the replacement has proven unpopular. The full body scanners were installed in 2005 and caused a massive controversy when it was revealed that th...
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Funny story: Kat Von D's Tattoo Dilemma

Kat Von D's Tattoo Dilemma

VENICE BEACH, California - Kat Von D is perhaps one of the most tattooed women in the entire country. The former fianceƩ of "Messy" Jesse James has said that she has become addicted to tattoos and now has more than most American males over the age...
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Funny story: New cola application: naked body disposal

New cola application: naked body disposal

NEW YORK, NY - The cola wars have gotten ugly lately. Cola companies are competing to create the best flesh dissolving formulations. It all started with the mouse. The UN, as in United Nations, is taking notice, according to our source. A qui...
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Funny story: Body-in-the-bag syndrome rears its ugly in Lewisham

Body-in-the-bag syndrome rears its ugly in Lewisham

London - An MI6 codebreaker's copycat RIP fears have surfaced again with the grim discovery in some South London bushes. The find comes exactly one year after cryptographer Gareth Williams' unexplained death in a security service 'serviced' Pimlic...
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Funny story: Headless Body Identified By Dental Records

Headless Body Identified By Dental Records

The headless body recently discovered in a Hampshire river by two local environmentalists has finally been identified, following an exhaustive investigation into local area dental records. DCI George Carter, of the police, explained to a packed pr...
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Funny story: Body Found In Alley Behind Night Club

Body Found In Alley Behind Night Club

ST. LOUIS, Missouri - Police report that an unidentified young male found the body of a young woman in the alleyway adjacent to the Up Beat night club. The body was that of a young unidentified female, clothed in a tight black mini-skirt and pacing...
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Funny story: How a man's drinking Buddy became his stinking body

How a man's drinking Buddy became his stinking body

Alan Derrick hid the body of his friend for ten years after he died because he feared being evicted from his council flat. His friend Dennis Pring, apparently died ten years ago and Mr Derrick, hid the body under a sofa for all that time. Basil...
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Funny story: James Browns body no longer lies a Mold'ring in its grave

James Browns body no longer lies a Mold'ring in its grave

Soul singer James Brown's body has gone a missing from its grave but his soul goes marching on. The daughter of James Brown claims her fathers body has gone from the temporary crypt at her home in South Carolina. Former air hostess LaRhonda believ...
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Funny story: James Brown's Body Turns Up Missing

James Brown's Body Turns Up Missing

According to one of his allegedly illegitimate offspring, the body of the late and much lamented 'Godfather Of Soul' James Brown, has gone missing in what has been described as a bid by organized crime bosses to get their hands on the star's money.
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Funny story: Body comes forward to claim severed head

Body comes forward to claim severed head

A body today came forward in South-east England, to claim the severed head that had been found in a field there. Mr L Party, aged 108, told reporters: 'The head, with the brain, is what really makes someone who they are, without my head I had just...
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Funny story: Five Severed Heads found in Bucks

Five Severed Heads found in Bucks

Bucks Police unearthed a grisly sight in a garden in Chesham with 5 heads, minus their bodies being discovered, under the shed.
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Funny story: Skeleton Found Asleep In Bed

Skeleton Found Asleep In Bed

A council worker who broke into a home in the Meanwood area of Leeds to claim unpaid rent arrears from the tenant living there, discovered the skeleton of Mr Jonathan Doe lying in be...
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