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Funny story:  Mother of Mercy, Can This Be the End of Bobby Valentine?

Mother of Mercy, Can This Be the End of Bobby Valentine?

The operative word yesterday about the demise of Bobby Valentine was "fired." We began to think this was not exactly the correct word, or perhaps it was an inexact word. After a complimentary breakfast (with brown sugar, we presume), Bobby was sh...
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Funny story:  Humpty Dumpty and Bobby V in Pieces as Season Ends

Humpty Dumpty and Bobby V in Pieces as Season Ends

Bobby Valentine slipped on a Big Apple peel in New York City just as the season was going down. No, it was not a sneak attack from the Yankees. They don't need to resort to terrorist attacks on the Red Sox this season. Valentine fell head over hee...
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Funny story:  Bobby V Sets Record with Six Ejections in Season

Bobby V Sets Record with Six Ejections in Season

Bobby Valentine has set a new record for ejections from a regular season game in Boston Red Sox history. We doubt he will set the mark in post-season games. Six is now the new high-water mark for a Red Sox manager. That seems a little low-espec...
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Funny story:  Red Sox Owner Sings "Brown Sugar" to His Manager

Red Sox Owner Sings "Brown Sugar" to His Manager

Not since Mick Jagger sang about "Brown Sugar" has there been such a sickeningly sweet brouhaha over the naturally exotic sweetener. Yes, Bobby Valentine had breakfast with owner John Henry in Seattle. It was the meal of the day for the two Red So...
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Funny story:  Valentine Receives Press Briefing Advice from Bill Belichick

Valentine Receives Press Briefing Advice from Bill Belichick

Bobby Valentine called Bill Belichick for advice on holding press conferences. As the master of dyspeptic answers, Belichick is well-known for putting his press followers to bed before the latest edition. Advice from the Patriot head coach came a...
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Funny story:  Bobby Valentine Serves Up Food for Thought

Bobby Valentine Serves Up Food for Thought

Bobby Valentine had a late breakfast with owner John Henry on a morning in Seattle when the Red Sox have never played worse. It's enough to curb one's appetite. Valentine claimed he felt better after his morning meal with the owner. Whether Bobby...
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Funny story:  Bobby Valentine Harpoons the White Whale at Last

Bobby Valentine Harpoons the White Whale at Last

Red Sox now approach Circle Nine of Hell. Are we there yet? When Dante discussed his ideas about Hell in the Inferno, Circle 9 was a fairly loathsome place. However, it now appears to be an alley near Fenway Park. In the deepest pit, wayfare...
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Funny story:  Munchkins Look to the Skies for Relief from Bobby Valentine

Munchkins Look to the Skies for Relief from Bobby Valentine

If you heard any talk-master on Boston radio this week, you know that the medical and managerial condition of Bobby Valentine is grave. The media has been licking its chops, anticipating the gravy. The Sox manager surely has dyspepsia and sever...
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Funny story:  Pyroplastic Floe About to Overwhelm Bobby Valentine

Pyroplastic Floe About to Overwhelm Bobby Valentine

According to hot leads and cold comfort in Boston, the Red Sox clubhouse is about to go into a pyroplastic meltdown. Bobby Valentine is now searching for the snitch, fink, and all-round source of the vile event where he denigrated Will Middlebrook...
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Funny story:  Whistleblowers and Blowhards Roam the Red Sox Dugout

Whistleblowers and Blowhards Roam the Red Sox Dugout

There's still a snitch in the Red Sox dugout. After someone blew the whistle on the Boston pitchers who drank beer and ate fried chicken in the clubhouse, brouhaha ensued to bring in a tough new manager. Bobby Valentine answered the call, but...
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Funny story:  Starring Bobby Valentine in Death of a Salesman

Starring Bobby Valentine in Death of a Salesman

Playwright Arthur Miller probably never envisioned a sports version of his great play Death of a Salesman, but the Boston Red Sox are putting it on for limited performances in 2012 at Broadway on Fenway. The road show is even more tragic than the...
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Funny story:  Long Goodbye of Kevin Youkilis

Long Goodbye of Kevin Youkilis

In April Manager Bobby Valentine of the Red Sox questioned the dedication and physical ability of Kevin Youkilis. On the day Youk is traded to the White Sox, Bobby V notes that Youk's dedication was legendary. Participating in the longest goodbye...
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Funny story:  Red Sox Pitcher Jon Lester Misses the Sign to Swing for the Caramel

Red Sox Pitcher Jon Lester Misses the Sign to Swing for the Caramel

Sign language is difficult, especially if you are a pitcher and the third base coach is tossing a bunch of bizarre hand gestures your way. Most pitchers know only a couple of finger movements. A recent Boston commercial for a local coffee chai...
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Funny story:  Vampires Mashup with Umpires for the Next TV Trend

Vampires Mashup with Umpires for the Next TV Trend

Hollywood - Television is drawing new blood from the legends of Transylvania, combining vampires and umpires to create the next big viewing trend. "We knew the vampire concept was losing steam when retail sales of artificial fangs started drop...
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Funny story:  Red Sox Ace Josh Beckett Faces the Prevailing Winds

Red Sox Ace Josh Beckett Faces the Prevailing Winds

Red Sox manager Bobby Valentine revealed after another so-so outing by pitcher Josh Beckett that the former ace suffered from a bad case of wind in the first two innings. The dastardly Miami Marlins were the culprits, having thrown the pitcher a c...
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Funny story:  Sports Umpires: Time to Call Robocop

Sports Umpires: Time to Call Robocop

Bobby Valentine of the Red Sox was tossed out of the game against the Nats in the bottom of the ninth inning for arguing a strike call. After the game he called the officiating "lousy," and he cast doubt on the umpiring in the entire series the So...
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Funny story:  Nats'  Stephen Strasburg Leaves Red Sox Awestruck Out

Nats' Stephen Strasburg Leaves Red Sox Awestruck Out

'Hit me with a rainbow,' indeed. A famous writer once titled his book with that catchy phrase. Not until now, however, has a baseball manager analyzed his own team's fortunes with the notion at the end of the rainbow was a pot of gold for the Nat...
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Funny story:  Who's on First? Red Sox "Don't Know"

Who's on First? Red Sox "Don't Know"

Bobby Valentine has begun to play the old vaudeville routine of Abbot and Costello's baseball conundrum 'Who's on first?' In this version Bobby plays all the roles and makes all the jokes. Lately he has been telling the media who's in right and...
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