If the Red Sox were buying a car in 1955, they'd be first in line to sign up for an Edsel with all the bells and whistles-damn the cost!
We learned this week that the Red Sox bought a pig in a poke-or namely Carl Crawford from the Tampa Ba...
Bobby Jenks apologized to the Red Sox organization and his teammates for his deplorable overindulgence and bad judgment. He stated how he did not have a sip of alcohol.
Police acknowledged that they found neither beer, nor chicken wings, in his c...
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