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Pakistan Bomb Was Result Of Dodgy Curry

Funny story: Pakistan Bomb Was Result Of Dodgy Curry

The explosion that devastated the Marriott Hotel in Islamabad at the weekend, is thought not to have been the work of Islamic Fundamentalists, but the result of "a really bad curry". The hotel was badly damaged in the blast, which left a 20-foot c...

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Cricket - Bob Woolmer's killers found and executed.

Funny story: Cricket - Bob Woolmer's killers found and executed.

LONDON (Defecated News) - For months the mystery surrounding the fatal death of Pakistani cricket coach Bob Woolmer has been left wide open and unresolved. That is - until - now. The Pakistani government have informed The Spoof that...

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The Stranglers To Reissue Classic 1982 Single

Funny story: The Stranglers To Reissue Classic 1982 Single

The Stranglers, the iconic late 1970s punk supergroup with a string of memorable hits, have marked the forced installation of Britain's new Prime Minister by re-releasing their 1982 chartbusting single, Gordon Br...

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Jamaican Police "May Have Killed Woolmer"

Jamaican police have reacted angrily to new claims that Pakistan coach Bob Woolmer was still alive until his autopsy was carried out.

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Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Funny story: Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Police in Jamaica have finished their investigation into the strange and, thus far, unexplained death of England cricket legend, and, latterly, Pakistan team coach, Bob Woolmer.

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Woolmer Died of Natural Causes- Jamaican Police to Assist in McCann Case

Funny story: Woolmer Died of Natural Causes- Jamaican Police to Assist in McCann Case

Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer was not murdered but died of sensationally mundane natural causes, it has been revealed by the Home Office Pathologist.

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Bob Woolmer Poisoned With Rohypnol

Funny story: Bob Woolmer Poisoned With Rohypnol

A BBC investigation has learned that the ex-Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer was poisoned before he was strangularised.

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Wolfowitz a top suspect as wolfbane poison found in Woolmer's windpipe

Funny story: Wolfowitz a top suspect as wolfbane poison found in Woolmer's windpipe

Kingston, Jamaica - (Ass Mess): World Bank CEO Paul Wolfowitz has emerged as the prime suspect in the murder enquiry into Pakistani cricket coach Bob Woolmer's death.

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Jamaican Police in DNA/Marijuana mix up!

Funny story: Jamaican Police in DNA/Marijuana mix up!

It could have happened to anyone, but as mistakes go, it was a doozy.

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South Africa Warned: "Be On Your Guard Against England"

Funny story: South Africa Warned: "Be On Your Guard Against England"

The Cricket World Cup Super 8 stages reach an important point today for England who must win against South Africa to have any chance of qualifying for the semi-finals.

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Australian Food On The Menu At World Cup Cricket

Funny story: Australian Food On The Menu At World Cup Cricket

Organisers at the 2007 Cricket World Cup in the West Indies are anticipating a long run in the competition, and a possible Final appearance, for Australia, and have planned catering facilities accordingly.

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Bob Woolmer Mystery - Police To Use New System Of Crime Detection

Funny story: Bob Woolmer Mystery - Police To Use New System Of Crime Detection

Police hunting the killer of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer say they will use a new system of Crime Detection to arrest someone by Saturday evening - even if it isn't the person who committed the heinous act.

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Scotland Yardies To Help Out In Annoying Woolmer Murder

Funny story: Scotland Yardies To Help Out In Annoying Woolmer Murder

Police in Jamaica investigating the suspicious murder of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolworth will get extra help with their enquiries this week, when UK police fly out to the murder scene.

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Car Giant linked to Bob's Death

Funny story: Car Giant linked to Bob's Death

Daewoo Ibraham the Pakistani arm of the car Giant Daewoo has been allegedly involved with the mysterious death of Bob Woolmer, recent findings in CCTV footage of Bobs room has uncovered shocking scenes.

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New Suspects In Woolmer Case

Funny story: New Suspects In Woolmer Case

Jamaican Deputy Police Commissioner, Mark Shields, is understood to be viewing new videotape evidence that he hopes will establish the identity of the suspects in the Bob Woolmer case.

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Missing Pages Found of Bob Woolmer's Autobiography - Said to be 'Well Written'

Funny story: Missing Pages Found of Bob Woolmer's Autobiography - Said to be 'Well Written'

The missing pages of Bob Woolmer's autobiography have been found buried in a cricket pitch in Bermuda. Police immediately seized the pages in hope that it would shed some light on Woolmer's killer.

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Who Whacked Woolmer?

Funny story: Who Whacked Woolmer?

Jamaican Police say they have acquired video footage tapes from the CCTV camera in the corridor outside Bob Woolmer's room, the location where it is believed he was murdered.

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Bob Woolmer Strangulation Latest

Funny story: Bob Woolmer Strangulation Latest

There was a new development in the "Was Bob Woolmer Murdered?" story yesterday, when it was confirmed that he was strangulated to death by strangulation, and, in all likelihood, not by a stranger.

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