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Funny story: Pakistan Bomb Was Result Of Dodgy Curry

Pakistan Bomb Was Result Of Dodgy Curry

The explosion that devastated the Marriott Hotel in Islamabad at the weekend, is thought not to have been the work of Islamic Fundamentalists, but the result of "a really bad curry". The hotel was badly damaged in the blast, which left a 20-foot c...
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Funny story: Cricket - Bob Woolmer's killers found and executed.

Cricket - Bob Woolmer's killers found and executed.

LONDON (Defecated News) - For months the mystery surrounding the fatal death of Pakistani cricket coach Bob Woolmer has been left wide open and unresolved. That is - until - now. The Pakistani government have informed The Spoof that...
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Funny story: The Stranglers To Reissue Classic 1982 Single

The Stranglers To Reissue Classic 1982 Single

The Stranglers, the iconic late 1970s punk supergroup with a string of memorable hits, have marked the forced installation of Britain's new Prime Minister by re-releasing their 1982 chartbusting single, Gordon Br...
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Funny story: Jamaican Police "May Have Killed Woolmer"

Jamaican Police "May Have Killed Woolmer"

Jamaican police have reacted angrily to new claims that Pakistan coach Bob Woolmer was still alive until his autopsy was carried out.
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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Bob Woolmer Death Mystery Solved

Police in Jamaica have finished their investigation into the strange and, thus far, unexplained death of England cricket legend, and, latterly, Pakistan team coach, Bob Woolmer.
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Funny story: Bob Woolmer 'Definitely' Not Murdered

Bob Woolmer 'Definitely' Not Murdered

Bob Woolmer, the Pakistan cricket coach murdered in Jamaica, then 'unmurdered', was 'definitely' not murdered, say police officers from Scotland Yard.
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Funny story: Woolmer Died of Natural Causes- Jamaican Police to Assist in McCann Case

Woolmer Died of Natural Causes- Jamaican Police to Assist in McCann Case

Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer was not murdered but died of sensationally mundane natural causes, it has been revealed by the Home Office Pathologist.
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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Poisoned With Rohypnol

Bob Woolmer Poisoned With Rohypnol

A BBC investigation has learned that the ex-Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer was poisoned before he was strangularised.
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Funny story: Wolfowitz a top suspect as wolfbane poison found in Woolmer's windpipe

Wolfowitz a top suspect as wolfbane poison found in Woolmer's windpipe

Kingston, Jamaica - (Ass Mess): World Bank CEO Paul Wolfowitz has emerged as the prime suspect in the murder enquiry into Pakistani cricket coach Bob Woolmer's death.
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Funny story: Jamaican Police in DNA/Marijuana mix up!

Jamaican Police in DNA/Marijuana mix up!

It could have happened to anyone, but as mistakes go, it was a doozy.
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Funny story: South Africa Warned: "Be On Your Guard Against England"

South Africa Warned: "Be On Your Guard Against England"

The Cricket World Cup Super 8 stages reach an important point today for England who must win against South Africa to have any chance of qualifying for the semi-finals.
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Funny story: Australian Food On The Menu At World Cup Cricket

Australian Food On The Menu At World Cup Cricket

Organisers at the 2007 Cricket World Cup in the West Indies are anticipating a long run in the competition, and a possible Final appearance, for Australia, and have planned catering facilities accordingly.
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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Mystery - Police To Use New System Of Crime Detection

Bob Woolmer Mystery - Police To Use New System Of Crime Detection

Police hunting the killer of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer say they will use a new system of Crime Detection to arrest someone by Saturday evening - even if it isn't the person who committed the heinous act.
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Funny story: Scotland Yardies To Help Out In Annoying Woolmer Murder

Scotland Yardies To Help Out In Annoying Woolmer Murder

Police in Jamaica investigating the suspicious murder of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolworth will get extra help with their enquiries this week, when UK police fly out to the murder scene.
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Funny story: Car Giant linked to Bob's Death

Car Giant linked to Bob's Death

Daewoo Ibraham the Pakistani arm of the car Giant Daewoo has been allegedly involved with the mysterious death of Bob Woolmer, recent findings in CCTV footage of Bobs room has uncovered shocking scenes.
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Funny story: New Suspects In Woolmer Case

New Suspects In Woolmer Case

Jamaican Deputy Police Commissioner, Mark Shields, is understood to be viewing new videotape evidence that he hopes will establish the identity of the suspects in the Bob Woolmer case.
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Funny story: Missing Pages Found of Bob Woolmer's Autobiography - Said to be 'Well Written'

Missing Pages Found of Bob Woolmer's Autobiography - Said to be 'Well Written'

The missing pages of Bob Woolmer's autobiography have been found buried in a cricket pitch in Bermuda. Police immediately seized the pages in hope that it would shed some light on Woolmer's killer.
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Funny story: Who Whacked Woolmer?

Who Whacked Woolmer?

Jamaican Police say they have acquired video footage tapes from the CCTV camera in the corridor outside Bob Woolmer's room, the location where it is believed he was murdered.
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