New Key Performance Indicators are to be introduced for service sector workers, following shocking reports into negligence and slack working practices.
One mail delivery worker, operating in the small Yorkshire village of Greendale, has an appall...
The forthcoming documentary Inside The Towers has been cancelled due to Neil Morrissey's unavailability.
"Only the former Men Behaving Badly star has the gravitas required to narrate a programme on such a sombre subject," explains producer, Gary K...
We're hearing that Noddy walked out on long time partner Big Ears last night following a blazing row over a party attended by the hitherto inseperable couple where it was alleged that Noddy disappeared with Postman Pat and Bob the Builder for a drug...
It all started off on TheSpoof.com, a a UK based satirical website. A diverse group of contributors banded together to produce the now legendary 'Below Decks' Pirate story collaboration.
Before long, everybody who was anybody in the glam world of...
Bob the Builder, the children's cartoon character not to be confused with Joe the Plumber, is to sue President-Elect Barack Obama over use of his catchphrase "yes we can".
A spokesman for Bob the Builder said "Bob is well known for saying 'can we...
Democrat leader, and now 44th United States President, Barack Obama, trumped fallen opponent, John McCain, with an uplifting acceptance speech last night, with echoes of the Republican leader's own 'Joe the Plumber' speech.
Obama, 47, who - in cas...
Banking leader Bob The Banker has faced shareholders and stated that "we can't fix this." Wendy and Roley were by Bob's side as he addressed the angry group, despite being laid off earlier in the day.
"The fact is it's not Bobs fault" Wendy told...
The entertainment world woke up to some shocking news today as it appears children's entertaining Builder, Bob has been arrested. Several rumours are going around claiming he was arrested for Domestic Violence and even more absurdly that he is in fac...
Jimmy Saville and Bob the Builder are currently in legal entanglements over who owns the copy-right to two words - Fix and it.
Children's favourite, Bob the Builder appeared on This Morning to tell stunned viewers that he was recovering from drug addiction. A pale and emotional Bob told presenter Philip Schofield that the last year has been hell.
In a test case children's TV favourite Bob the Builder is suing black Messiah Barack Obama over what he describes as "Stealing my whole schtick"...
Well known children's entertainer Robert 'Bob' The Builder was today arrested following a report on "Rogue Traders", the popular TV consumer programme.
Dozens of figures from the Irish Republic's National Wax Museum have been damaged or stolen after a "rave" party at a warehouse, officials say.
News is reaching us today of wild-cat strikes breaking out in the world of kiddie's TV. Postman Pat, the shop steward of the National Union of Kidshows , told us:...
Kiddie's favourite, Bob the Builder, has been named and shamed by an irate householder in Oxfordshire.
The Spoof can reveal that kiddies favourite Bob the Builder is nothing more than a cowboy and chancer.
White House aides are in a state of shock over comments President Bush has made about UK kiddies TV icon Bob the Builder.
In what can only be described as the mother of all administrative errors, a mix up in the New Hampshire State's Attorney General's Office, caused the votes of primary goers throughout new Hampshire to be invalidated, while results of a grade sch...