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Funny story: "I don't like Geldof either" blasts 1st day of the week

"I don't like Geldof either" blasts 1st day of the week

Speaking in an interview on loose women, Monday admitted to Kay Adams that it doesn't like Bob Geldof either. After the Boom Town Rat's song went to no.1 for 3 weeks back in 1978, Monday admitted "I was devastated. I remember thinking what the hell have I done for this toe rag like me" Kay then asked if Monday had ever bumped into Bob Geldof when he was out and about? "Yes in fact. I...
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Funny story: Bob Geldof Unimpressed with Grandson Being Named After a Crack Pipe

Bob Geldof Unimpressed with Grandson Being Named After a Crack Pipe

Faultlines have appeared with the normally publicity shy Geldof clan as Bob Geldof slammed his daughter Peaches for naming her child Crack Pipe in homage to the fallen saint of Camden town Amy Winehouse. Geldof was speaking from Africa, where he is o...
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Funny story: Bob Geldof finds a new life as a pimp

Bob Geldof finds a new life as a pimp

The world's premier money-raising Irishman Bob Geldof has moved on from his charity days to secure a new role in the seedy underworld of prostitution. Geldof's agent, Sax Mifford spoke publicly about the shift in career path: "In 1985, the one se...
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Funny story: Those Unable to Attend the Royal Wedding

Those Unable to Attend the Royal Wedding

Excuses, excuses! From Rolfo Toiletto, Master of Ceremony for the royal wedding - the editor of "Crack" (magazine devoted to the lifestyles of the aristocracy) managed to secure a list of all those who will not be attending the royal wedding and their excuses. Here are some of them: Germaine Greer: "I can hardly support my tits these days let alone the drooping institution of marriage." Sir...
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Funny story: Geldof Donates To Charity

Geldof Donates To Charity

Bob Geldof, who received a knighthood in 1986 for his fund raising efforts with Live Aid and Band Aid, has hit the charity trail again. Earlier this year, he former Boomtown Rats frontman released his first album in 10 years, "How To Compose Popul...
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Funny story: BBC apologises to Geldof for Band Aid slur

BBC apologises to Geldof for Band Aid slur

In the heady days of the mid 1980s, Band Aid, and the subsequent Live Aid concerts, were just what was needed to end third world famine and poverty. Bob Geldof was elevated from mediocre pop singer to saint status overnight. A pop record sold mill...
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Funny story: Hutchence mother rabid as Bob Geldof sides with Debbie Rowe

Hutchence mother rabid as Bob Geldof sides with Debbie Rowe

London - (INXS Ass Mess): Michael Hutchence's mother Patricia Glassop is said to be livid. Her bitter, financially crucifying custody battle for granddaughter Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily - Paula Yates' child by the 'suicided' Hutchence - has come...
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Funny story: Peaches Geldof joins BNP in latest publicity stunt

Peaches Geldof joins BNP in latest publicity stunt

In her latest desperate publicity stunt, Peaches Geldof, the talentless never-been who is famous only for being the daughter of a has-been, has joined the BNP. After a fake marriage to some guy out of a crap band, a fake drugs overdose, and preten...
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Funny story: End Poverty Now Says Rich Bloke

End Poverty Now Says Rich Bloke

A rich bloke gave a speech today to other rich blokes. He told them that they should end poverty now. And they all agreed that he was a fantastic bloke. The man in question was none other than Bob Gandalf, former lead singer of the Boomtown Twats...
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Funny story: Bob Geldof's daughter invents fraud-proof credit card system

Bob Geldof's daughter invents fraud-proof credit card system

Nectarines Geldof, the world famous moron impersonator, who shot to fame through, er, because, er, as a result of, er because of her daddy, has made two fantastic discoveries which may well rock all over the world (not in the same way as entertainers...
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Funny story: Date for "Rich Aid" concert announced as Britain's richest suffer credit crunch

Date for "Rich Aid" concert announced as Britain's richest suffer credit crunch

Sir Bob Geldolf has come to the rescue of Britain's wealthiest men as the credit crunch begins to affect their billions of pounds. "Rich Aid" is being held in the Dog and Duck pub in Islington and will be beamed live around the world next week to...
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Funny story: Bob Geldof appeals for more publicity

Bob Geldof appeals for more publicity

Bob Geldof today forgot about Ethiopia, and Sudan, and Zimbabwe, and asked the world to give him more publicity.
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Funny story: Mime Aid 2008

Mime Aid 2008

Following a gesture made by Sir Bob Geldolf as his reaction to Alistair Darling's excuse for a budget - his perfunctory two fingers - the legendary fund raiser and former front-man of the Roomtown Bats has consequently devised a special, one-off...
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Funny story: Gospel According To Sir Bob

Gospel According To Sir Bob

He has already been hailed as a saint for his campaigning work on African poverty - and now it seems many people think Sir Bob Geldof actually wrote the Bible.
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Funny story: Geldof's daughters all on skag

Geldof's daughters all on skag

London - (Reuters): Bob Geldof's daughters are all junkies according to a Pullitzer-nominated exclusive expose in the April edition of LA FagHagSlagMag.
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Funny story: Panda lies worse than ever

Panda lies worse than ever

Scientists from the university of Whayestin-Timyn have published vital new evidence, in the journal 'Science Stuff' about how the lies of the Chinese government have let the breeding of pandas get out of control.
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Funny story: Al Gore's First Concert Full of Surprises

Al Gore's First Concert Full of Surprises

Al Geldolf..er Al Gore Jr. was quick to point out to the Nashville Tennessee audience for the Concert to Support Global Warming, "This is my first time playing electric guitar in front of live people."...
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Funny story: Elvis Costello Beamed Aboard An Alien Spacecraft

Elvis Costello Beamed Aboard An Alien Spacecraft

Reports tonight that eighties songsmith, Elvis Costello, has been beamed aboard a spaceship whilst walking in the park.
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