The Union of Transit Workers in Philadelphia are at it again as they are not getting the promised daily doses of Viagra that was agreed upon, to settle last year's walkout before the World Series.
"We're hard workers and we demand a hard penis to...
Former presidential hopeful Bob Dole declares victory today at a hastily thrown-together press conference compiled of suspicious reporters.
Bob Dole was caught in Florida this evening with the head of his John McCain costume off, exposing the fact that he was the real John McCain all along. He was seen crying after the reporters caught him.
Two weeks ago, he wanted to sit down for tea with his country's enemies. Last week, he was willing to go in and bomb their friends and allies. In his latest example of foot in mouth disease, Illinois freshman Senator and Democratic Presidential...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Former Republican Presidential hopeful, Bob Dole, said yesterday that he would be honored to take Bob Barker's position on The Price Is Right.
Former Senator Bob Dole is set to appear in Viagra's new television ad campaign promoting their newest product, "Two-Bagger Viagra". Company spokeswoman, Mariann Caprino, says the the new drug helps men who are no longer physically att...
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