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Funny story: Bob Diamond Was Never Infected With Alien Brain Beetles

Bob Diamond Was Never Infected With Alien Brain Beetles

It has been sensationally revealed tonight that Bob Diamond was never on the public records as having been infected with Alien Brain Beetles. He has also never appeared on the Tory Zombie Register. Zombie watchers around the world have been so...
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Funny story: Ex- Barclays boss, Bob Diamond, seen with a begging bowl in Trafalger Square!

Ex- Barclays boss, Bob Diamond, seen with a begging bowl in Trafalger Square!

Ex-Barclays boss, Bob Diamond, has hit rough times after resigning from his job; he's also lost his private jet, chauffeur, Rolls Royce, shares and bonuses, +++! He was last seen with a begging bowl wandering around Trafalgar Square hoping that innoc...
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Funny story: Gringotts implicated in Libor Scandal

Gringotts implicated in Libor Scandal

The record £290m fine imposed on Barclays for attempting to manipulate the price of a crucial interest rate known as Libor - the London interbank offered rate - and its European equivalent Euribor - is likely to be chicken feed after another London b...
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Funny story: 'Riggs Bank Was Our Role Model' says rate-rigging bank's Deep Throat

'Riggs Bank Was Our Role Model' says rate-rigging bank's Deep Throat

London - The failed American bank behind every imaginable financial scam involving General Pinochet has set the benchmark high Our-Man-In-Hole-in-the-Wall-Street said today. His secret communique to QM-NewsCorpse stringers has laid bare details of...
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Funny story: Bob 'Rough' Diamond is the new Rupert Murdoch

Bob 'Rough' Diamond is the new Rupert Murdoch

London - The Barclays boss is the City's latest fallen idol being cattle-prodded into a Leveson-style public inquiry about endemic rot under his watch. Tonight he's adamant there's no resigning issue in his running of a huge, corrupt, casino-style...
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Funny story: Chancellor writes to Bob Diamond of Barclays to apologise for £290million fine

Chancellor writes to Bob Diamond of Barclays to apologise for £290million fine

Thanks to our contacts at the new News International business "Phonetaps'R'Us", located round the back of Fairfax Bus Station, I was exclusively sent a copy of a letter, which my gum-rubbing informant claims was sent to the Chief Executive of Barclays Bank, Bob Diamond, from the Chancellor yesterday. Dear Bob Trusting you and yours are well. Listen mate. Sorry the Financially Stupid Asse...
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Funny story: The Bob Diamond Jubilee stung with record £290m fine

The Bob Diamond Jubilee stung with record £290m fine

London - The longest running scam of the decade has finally been caught out, following a stellar 60 year run. This morning City regulators fined the mendacious bastards in charge of the scam £290m ($450m) for willfully bollocking a gullible public...
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