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Funny story: Grand National Betting Prospects

Grand National Betting Prospects

Bookmakers are being inundated with punters who are betting on next year's Grand National. Odds on two dead horses at the next National have escalated to 2 to 1 on. One worried Bookie declared: 'This is becoming a dead certainty. Two dead is the f...
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Funny story: The Battle of Broken Oar

The Battle of Broken Oar

In an amazing conflict between the Elite Oxford Eight and the Top Cambridge Crew, at a fight now known as The Battle of Broken Oar, Cambridge came out as victors. A passing swimmer had stopped the Battle in an effort to introduce a conciliation pr...
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Funny story: Thames Swim Abandoned - Universities Boat Race Blamed

Thames Swim Abandoned - Universities Boat Race Blamed

In a shock development today, the 1st Inaugural Anti-Elitist Cross Thames Swim (1IA-ECTS)was interrupted catastrophically by 17 men and a woman in 2 boats in an elite rowing race. The Umpire of the 1IA-ECTS, Ms Drephna Doughnu-Tgobbler has comment...
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Funny story: Trenton Oldfield - "I'm not al-Qaeda"

Trenton Oldfield - "I'm not al-Qaeda"

A white terrorist has been disabled by the police near the Thames meaning he may never be able to swim again without supervision. Trenton Oldfield was spotted bobbing in the water near Hammersmith Bridge armed with diet coke and mento torpedo and...
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Funny story: Somali Pirates Attack Oxford Boat Crew In Annual Thames Race!

Somali Pirates Attack Oxford Boat Crew In Annual Thames Race!

The 158th annual boat race between Oxford and Cambridge was brought to a dramatic halt earlier today when the Oxford crew came under attack by a Somali Pirate submarine after it had suddenly surfaced a few yards in front of the Oxford rowing boat nea...
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Funny story: David Walliams Run Down by Boat Race

David Walliams Run Down by Boat Race

Taking part in a re-creation of his amazing Thames swim, comedian David Walliams was today run down by the Oxford crew taking part in the Xchanging Boat Race. David's swim was completely disrupted, but he was unhurt and rescued from the water by a p...
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Funny story: Underground river discovered under the Thames

Underground river discovered under the Thames

London - Sports enthusiast reckon it's set to become the most popular subterranean whitewater freestyle kayaking/waterboarding site in all of Europe amid confirmation it dwarfs its surface counterpart from Boulters Lock at Maidenhead to Devil's Islan...
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Funny story: Supper-Injuctions

Supper-Injuctions

Thise is the Laytexte Newe's Laitexet's bi'e Investitgratin'e Rep-otre We have of bine hearde of that theryr has of bin many storeiys what are of aboute theses supere-injuctshns what are of been happent to all suche premire legge foutballer ekc ekcet. What of is hase bine cafortin wiyth modiles gurl. Hore iss ite? Wee hav of evindense of otherr doin's ,like , whot is "suoepur-injutions"...
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Funny story: Paralympic Rower Faces Illness Set Back In Gold Glory

Paralympic Rower Faces Illness Set Back In Gold Glory

Jed Simpson, Britain's leading rower heading for the London 2012 Paralympics, has had his bid for gold put in jeopardy. The Sunderland born sportsman has contracted woodworm in his left leg. Simpson had noticed sawdust appearing in his bed over...
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Funny story: Pedalophile Ring Smashed

Pedalophile Ring Smashed

Interpol has announced that following "unprecedented" international co-operation, a "particularly slimey" pedalophile ring has been broken up. "We have been closely in the wake of these despicable pedo's" said a buoyant Capt Pugwash of D.R.I.B.B.L...
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Funny story: Boat Race Latest

Boat Race Latest

The 2008 Boat Race gets under way this Saturday, with the news that this year's event is to be longer than in previous years, by some considerable distance, and will be rowed in the opposite direction
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Funny story: US Navy Sponsors Iranian Speedboat Races

US Navy Sponsors Iranian Speedboat Races

TEHRAN (FMLiveWire) - The US navy has sponsored popular speedboat racing by Iranian navy enthusiasts in the Straits of Hormuz area of the Persian Gulf.
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Funny story: Psycho Stuart Pearce Named As U21 Boss

Psycho Stuart Pearce Named As U21 Boss

Stuart Pearce, the ex-Manchester City manager, has been named by the Royal Navy as the Kapitan of the most recent addition to its fleet of futuristic submarines, the U21.
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Funny story: Oxford Lose Boat Race After Iran Captures Crew

Oxford Lose Boat Race After Iran Captures Crew

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has defended the capture of the Oxford Boat during the annual race with Cambridge stating the boat was "clearly within Iranian waters".
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Funny story: Boat Race Cancelled

Boat Race Cancelled

This weekend's annual Boat Race between the world's two most famous universities, Oxford and Cambridge, has been cancelled, due to boredom.
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